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(Get low 'Deep)
$hh. . . You already know who it iz
so shut da Bleep up n let me handle my biz.
The Infamous Po Deep, I cause +Havoc+ 'cos I'm a +Prodigy+.
You can't get "even" wit me, there's too much oddity.

(TURN IT UP!!)
Turn it up!
Til the fcukin roof's on fire, just burn it up!
Dullards keep hatin on me cos they know I'm earnin buck$.
You can find me in da Lagos streets where my word~is~law.
My n!ggaz can't stay off the w££d, we're muthafcukin herbivores!!

Mark Schultz - He's my son.
Best song ever, personally.

I'm a knight in shining armor!!

Well. . . Right now. . .
1. Illmatic
2. Blueprint(The gift)
3. Marshall mathers LP

Not too precise, just what's in my head right now.

More WACK than daddy MAC, BACK TO BACK!!

Money. . . Power. . . Respect.

I dont demand respect, I command it/
And these wack pri cks are too LAME to "stand" it/.
I'm unBEARable, they can bear wit me/
except they get a polar or a grizzly/(lol, get it?)
i SAVE the day like it was in my piggy bank/
I'm paranoid, I dont leave the house without a shank/,
Po Deep is real deep/
deeper than I was in your chic last week/.
If you feel me, then holla like grandma scolding/
Arranging my clothes is the only way I'm folding/
I beat your ego up, thats why its swollen/
I lyk paradoxes, my pen bleeds contradiction/
and perspires addiction/
regurgitates & ejaculates intelligent diction/
So obvious u gotta "notice" like eviction/.
I make contradictions like: SAVING THE DAY in the NIGHT/
i SPEND time freestylin like I was payin~a~price/.
You wanna speak against me but ask Nelly Furtado, u aint 'Sayin~it~right'/
I'm gettin high like I was playin~wit~kites/
I slay~wit~d~knife!//.
I +shout out+ to mcs like dey were partially deaf/
If this aint RIGHT then it must be left!/
I neva fail so I dont give an "F"/
To all in support of this I say much R£$peKt!/

Only if the votes end up in a draw.

Is this battle now declared officially over?

They can't bite, homz. They'd suffer tooth decay & indigestion!!
Would quote lines but I'm real busy, got some morning classes I'm attending. Ciao

Marto's outta reach, can only get 'Seed. . . & Mako?? LMFAO! That guy is wacker than george bush humping bin laden from the rear!!

Sh.t, dont tell me the user id "eldee" has been banned.
Damn, u musta really done "BABA SEUN" some strong tin!

'the 25th is back in it. . .

Run scared of me man they call me The Dreadful/
cos I'm worse than a viagra-addicted child molester on ten cans of Red Bull/
Rememba this punchline? - "betta recognize me like I was familiar"/
Well, obey it b4 I lawfully kill ya//
and still move dat legal sensimilia/.
MCs of nowadays they all actin odd/,
half of them claim to be the devil, the rest claim to be God/.
Me? I'm only human & I aint got no probs/. . .
I'm still Po Deep the menace/,
still got you-know-who on my penis/
Still do it +back-to-back+ like a blind couple dancing/
Still got my middlefinger up to broads lyk scarlett johannsen/
I'm still top rankin//
I +overcome+ like I was doin some excessive wankin/
Turn ur back on my PUNCHES & I'll convert it to spankin!!/
Tag-team with ur mentor/,
I'd still whoop ur ass. Ask wordsmith, I'm the best story-teller, I got tales(tails) like scentors/.
I shine like I-shine,
PISS U off like Alex/
My Word's are expertly SMITHed like the king gbade.x/.
Menike started this thread so only he can MURDER it/
Dope heads lyk mailmalc, judge mav, malthuss & rapsody helped us further it/.
I'm so inspired, Nairaland makes me proud/
All thanks to Mr Seun & the hiphop crowd/.
Shout out to AHH & the otha sites that trained me/
& the various MCs dat inspired me, namely/:
Common, BlackStar, Eminem, The game, Pac, Big, LL, NaS & Jay-Z/.

'the 25th is back in it. . .

Run scared of me man they call me The Dreadful/
cos I'm worse than a viagra-addicted child molester on ten cans of Red Bull/
Rememba this punchline? - "betta recognize me like I was familiar"/
Well, obey it b4 I lawfully kill ya//
and still move dat legal sensimilia/.
MCs of nowadays they all actin odd/,
half of them claim to be the devil, the rest claim to be God/.
Me? I'm only human & I aint got no probs/. . .
I'm still Po Deep the menace/,
still got you-know-who on my penis/
Still do it +back-to-back+ like a blind couple dancing/
Still got my middlefinger up to broads lyk scarlett johannsen/
I'm still top rankin//
I +overcome+ like I was doin some excessive wankin/
Turn ur back on my PUNCHES & I'll convert it to spankin!!/
Tag-team with ur mentor/,
I'd still whoop ur ass. Ask wordsmith, I'm the best story-teller, I got tales(tails) like scentors/.
I shine like I-shine,
PISS U off like Alex/
My Word's are expertly SMITHed like the king gbade.x/.
Menike started this thread so only he can MURDER it/
Dope heads lyk mailmalc, judge mav, malthuss & rapsody helped us further it/.
I'm so inspired, Nairaland makes me proud/
All thanks to Mr Seun & the hiphop crowd/.
Shout out to AHH & the otha sites that trained me/
& the various MCs dat inspired me, namely/:
Common, BlackStar, Eminem, The game, Pac, Big, LL, NaS & Jay-Z/.

Ignored

Nice. I see u obeyed the last rule "NEVA COME LAME". Cool.
Aight, where them votes at??

Mad props to u Alex! That was damn ill! No flattery.

Ay yo 'smith, I dont need to give u props, u'r props itself! Stay fly.

@I-Shine, aight dawg.

Down right spontaneous combustion to the fullest indeed!!

@I-Shine, c'mon dude, these brothaz gotta eat, both CDs'll cost you just 300 naira.
Lets encourage our artistes by patronizing them financially.

@oldsync - Keep praying for my attention.

Hook up. . . Like upload it?

Eldoublo??

Ah!! Too many of 'em.

Comparism. . .

PEACE
One~luv,
One~blood,
thumbs~up,
shun~grudge,
aint no need to pump~slugs//

Shake~hands,
Make~plans
to make~bands
in the the 2008,~man//

Be~real,
Please~chill,
dont re~veal
the~steel
that u just re~filled to get a G~killed//.

Spread~the~word
if u've read~the~word//.


WAR
I gre~nade u
just to cre~mate u
Why'z it so hard for u to undastand dat we~hate~u?!
I de~grade u
just to be~able~u
to e~vade u.
I dont know why God had to cre~ate u
but I'm tellin u now, walk the otha way b4 we~waste~u//

This~is~war,
hit~d'~door,
jump in & hit~his~jaw,
strip~his~LovePeddler
rip~his~LovePeddler
till ur d*ck~gits~sore//

Smack~da~dude,
blast~ya~tool
if he acts~a~fool!//


These are the two sides to Po Deep.
Choose one.

Here goes:


Hmmn. . . El - doubl - o, dosent that spell LOO??/
must be why u'r so "full of sh*t", now lets quickly expel you/.
I'm like ur school teacher, my pen determines your fate/
I know why u'r so "full of yourself" cos I served u ur ass on a gold plate/.
Word has it that u got murked by a female, well if that's so/;
it means u'r "lower than p*ssy", and if we check a woman's body, dat would make u an ass-hole!/(get it?)
When I call u 'homz', it means HOMO not homie/
Dat's why u swallow so much siemens(semens) till u start actin phone-y(phony)/.
You've been such a bad kid, now its time to chastise you/.
In a pool of ur own blood I'm gon'na baptize you/
Lemme just advise you//
I dont need to type in block-letters to "Cap-Size" you!/(capsize)
I stay sharp like the protudin horn// of a unicorn/
& make ur wackass wear a frown like its a uniform/.
I'm like a trip to the sun, u just cant survive me/
I got more flow than the high sea/
Eldoublo couldnt give me 'double trouble' if he had two IDs/.
When u rap to a crowd, u get BOOs(booze) like  alcohol/
Dont make me have to tell nairaland how u lost ur virginity to a barbie doll/
You winning me? GROW UP man, u gotta be "kidding" me/
I mean, its bad enuff that u "piss me off" but now u're 'SHITTING me'?!/
Its Po Deep yall but I electrocute this wussy and I aint even Po-Lite/
Put you 6 feet undaground to make u a "low life"/
U remind me of the donkey from winnie the pooh, a HE-LovePeddler!/(ee-yore)
Actin gay porn is the only time u get hardcore/.
Now lemme put you to sleep to end the story/;
the only way you put me to sleep is when u bore me!/


Goodluck.

You know the house rules:
Basically;
- No biting
- Nothing less than 10 bars
- No feeding(line referal)
- No hate votes
- Bolajibaok/flowshow/edioso and the other clones are kindly banned from voting.
- NEVA COME LAME!

Ope o! The G-thread is back!

Ignored!!

PO DEEP WINS 3 - 1.
Period.

Yo eldoublo, my battle wit bolajibiotch has been wrapped so do u wanna go first or u want me to?

. . .

Lol, damn right!
@mailmalc, cue taken.

3 - 1.

**whistling**
2 - 1