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@bolajibiotch
Idiot, thats what I'm saying, Flowshow is You!
WordSmith is my brother!
You cant vote yourself just as my brother cant vote me!
Dullard!
Why're you so daft?! Haba!

Oya swear by the god of iron that u're not flowshow, BIATCH!
Its not by force to win by magomago, I warned u not to Bleep wit me but u did & got served. Accept ur death in peace. Sheesh!!
Na wa o.
**rethinking**
Oh I forgot I was talking to bolajibaok, I'm not expecting you to be true anyway.
WE ALL KNOW YOU LOST THIS BATTLE SO GO BURY YOUR EGO IN SHAME!!
Wu$$yyyy

That was @ flowshow by the way.

@bolaji, there aint no round two, pussy. . . Cant be wastin punches on ur wack ass.
A round happens when there's a draw in a battle not when the vote = 2 - 1.
What, u scared of losing? Wussy.

Pls dont vote for me. Thanks but no thanks. Your vote wont count. Simple.
If ur vote can count then a wordsmith vote for me can count. We dont want none o' that. Buzz off.

Keep wishing. Still 2 - 1. Dude, accepting defeat is one of biggest problems & I'll solve it for u right here.
2 - 1.

@flowshow, I'm sorry bro but please u're not allowed to vote.
Drop comments AT MOST but no voting pls, thanks.
I mean, I allowed one 'suspect'(edioso) but allowing two?? No way.
Sorry, just the battle rules.
p£-@-c£.

But hmmn. . . It seems to be doubling all my posts. . .

**humming Ikechukwu's "Wind am well" in boredom**

@Wordsmith, hey! Guess what! It seems the server is betta now, connection has been smooooth since morning!

**humming Ikechukwu's "Wind am well" in boredom**

@Wordsmith, hey! Guess what! It seems the server is betta now, connection has been smooooth since morning!

**whistling**

Still 2 - 1.

Still 2 - 1.

2 - 1.
More votes pl£as£!

Bolajibaok is at it again,

This n*gga sucks so much COCK, hens run jealous~of~him/
Ask 99.9 percent of NL, see what dey tell~us~of~him/
He's a muthafuckin nuisance, the wackest pri ck alive!/
This homo has a crush on me, watch his di ck arise!/
Your ass has been exposed, u'r a biter & u dont exist outside the internet/
An official Nairaland slave, just like an unproductive bank account, a 'WASTE OF IN~TER~EST'!!/
A biased cum-gargler, praises u now & disses u later/
Keeps tryin to 'come' hard, an unrepentant masturbater/
You're not worth my PUNCHES, what u need is a bitchslap!/
Always actin gangsta but we all know the only time you CAP niggaz is when u type in block lettaz or poke ur boyfriends in the mouth wit ya dickCAP!!/
dig dat??//
Nah! Its too complex 4 ur retarded bitch ass/.
Keep my name out ur mouth b4 it chokes u up/
the only way u can be 'dope' is when I smoke u up/
BIATCH!

Dude, u started it, u gotta finish it. There's no pussying out now.
@heads, Votes are still allowed jare!
Its 1-1 so far, I think.

@mailmalc.
Whudup G?
Damn, I miss I-shine.

Anyhow sha, lets go:

Lemme just drop a few. . .

i DROP LINES like a fisher-man/
They call me da disser-man/
I see heathens smokin La just to be tha MOST HIGH/
But they cant match God even if they go try/
I move units like I was stealin log tables/
U'r such a bitch, I'll let my dog~rape~u/
I'm rap's phenomenon;
Rap's the book, I'm the pen/
Rap's the crook, I'm the pen*/
(*penetentiary)
I'm the sun, rap's the moon/ &
I'm the son, rap's the womb!/
No one can kick it like "POetry DEEP of the 25TH"
yea, dats the full title/
cross my path & have my guerillas pull rifles. . ./

Bsides, why dont u go cast a vote for who u think was betta on my battle wit bolajibaok so I can wrap dat up b4 ours begins.

Bsides, why dont u go cast a vote for who u think was betta on my battle wit bolajibaok so I can wrap dat up b4 ours begins.

Aight, kick game.

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PO-SHIT WHO IS ABOVE AVERAGE ?

Definately not you!! 

Omo, peoplez no wan vote sha. Which levels??

Yo, I didnt rhyme wit 'you' 3 times, I rhymed DREADIN YOU wit BEGGIN YOU and BEHEADIN YOU.
Dig??

@edioso
As a matta of fact, we do have a blood relation
AND
what he said is just a comment, everyone knows that a Wordsmith vote dosent count in a Po Deep battle & vice-versa so dont worry we are still waiting for votes, He didnt vote, just commented.

p£Ac£

Yo, u got a problem wit Wordsmith, then I suggest u carry ur cross but in the mean time lemme drop some 4 NL.

Po Deep is back~in~it/
just to see my sexy mamas backin' it/
cos I'm a booty rights activist/
wit the FBI - Female Body Investigators/
I could neva be a homo, I'm as straight as my gaitors/
I'm sharper than a Gillette blade/
My hits make ur hits panic(hispanic) like the Ese's/
Po Deep, wackos call 'em Po sh*t/
Well, u're right, I'm the sh*t, No sh*t/(dig?)
So undaground, even 2 pints of vodka couldnt get me high/
Now lets get back to me being an FBI/
Neva hit a chic wit an STI/
Neva hit a party without a knife in my pocket/
In otha words, I hold the fate to somebody's life in my pocket/
My eyes so red, u'd think I had lights in da sockets/
I dont fly second class, I take flights in a rocket/.
Hataz runnin scared dissin me 'behind my back' cos I'm 'frontin' on em/
N' I dont do kungfu but damn, I'm stuntin on em/
Lemme drop a last line for them gays/
You can only battle me when u're at least above average/.

Yo, u got a problem wit Wordsmith, then I suggest u carry ur cross but in the mean time lemme drop some 4 NL.

Po Deep is back~in~it/
just to see my sexy mamas backin' it/
cos I'm a booty rights activist/
wit the FBI - Female Body Investigators/
I could neva be a homo, I'm as straight as my gaitors/
I'm sharper than a Gillette blade/
My hits make ur hits panic(hispanic) like the Ese's/
Po Deep, wackos call 'em Po sh*t/
Well, u're right, I'm the sh*t, No sh*t/(dig?)
So undaground, even 2 pints of vodka couldnt get me high/
Now lets get back to me being an FBI/
Neva hit a chic wit an STI/
Neva hit a party without a knife in my pocket/
In otha words, I hold the fate to somebody's life in my pocket/
My eyes so red, u'd think I had lights in da sockets/
I dont fly second class, I take flights in a rocket/.
Hataz runnin scared dissin me 'behind my back' cos I'm 'frontin' on em/
N' I dont do kungfu but damn, I'm stuntin on em/
Lemme drop a last line for them gays/
You can only battle me when u're at least above average/.

Yo, u got a problem wit Wordsmith, then I suggest u carry ur cross but in the mean time lemme drop some 4 NL.

Po Deep is back~in~it/
just to see my sexy mamas backin' it/
cos I'm a booty rights activist/
wit the FBI - Female Body Investigators/
I could neva be a homo, I'm as straight as my gaitors/
I'm sharper than a Gillette blade/
My hits make ur hits panic(hispanic) like the Ese's/
Po Deep, wackos call 'em Po sh*t/
Well, u're right, I'm the sh*t, No sh*t/(dig?)
So undaground, even 2 pints of vodka couldnt get me high/
Now lets get back to me being an FBI/
Neva hit a chic wit an STI/
Neva hit a party without a knife in my pocket/
In otha words, I hold the fate to somebody's life in my pocket/
My eyes so red, u'd think I had lights in da sockets/
I dont fly second class, I take flights in a rocket/.
Hataz runnin scared dissin me 'behind my back' cos I'm 'frontin' on em/
N' I dont do kungfu but damn, I'm stuntin on em/
Lemme drop a last line for them gays/
You can only battle me when u're at least above average/.

@Wordsmith, hw far? Has Dee left IB yet?
@heads
Where them votes at? C'mon lets wrap this sh*t once & for all.

Damn, so this battle has started.
I don miss o!
Ok sha, lets go:

The captain of rappin just checked in, Ahoy!/
Between bolaji, sharn & jessica, I cant even tell which is a boy!/
Bolaji, dont u eva get tired of 'suckin'? Goddamn!/
First up in the whorehouse last nite & now- on Nairaland?!/
I'ma make u 'see stars' like fortune-tellers/
this pussy-hole dont even bust half as good as my beretta/
but jokes apart bolaji, u need a life, son/
Why're u always on Sharn's d*ck when she aint even got one??/
Wordsmith f*cked u over so u decided to quit the beef quick/
but u musta jumped off his d*ck//
and landed in my toilet cos now u're in 'DEEP' sh*t/
You and ur four otha clones make up the 'Wackson Five'/
I just X'd this muthafucka, now he's askin 'Y'?/
Makin u a Rastafarian is the only way I'm dreadin you/
So I when I say "Bitch please", retard, it dosent mean I'm beggin you/
And it dosent mean a Mouth Action when I say I'm beheadin you/
Homz, I just f*ckd u over, u're nuthin but P*ssy residue/
U'r like a vampire, EVEN WHEN YOU 'BITE', YOU 'SUCK'!/
why're u on me & wordsmith's d*ck at d same time, I thot u didnt 'give two fcuks'/
This battle is just like ur mind, u've lost it, kid/
I beat u & gave u tissue to wipe ur tears but instead u jacked off wit it/
I'ld have said u're too 'lame' to kick it but f*ck it/,
its obvious u're not too lame to 'kick the bucket'!/

Meditate on that, wuss.

U're obviously just fiending for a battle but I guess u didnt know dat here on NL, we dont make call-outs by insulting people.
Dont give yourself a bad name. Be cool.

Did I just witness biting??

Hey smith, NL on a sunday morning! U no go church?! Lol

Actually, Yes it is. Every other song outside this album is a single.