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@tosinadeda
R.kelly is the king of "RAP"??
Hmmn . . . RAP??
Na wa o.

My God!! 9ice dosen't rap for crying out loud!

Damn right!

And whats wit my name being used to make punchlines in every battle these days.

Ay yo 'smith, peepd AHH yesterday, sh*t is still cool wit em.
When u dey show hse?

dannnnnnng! str8 murda!

Gino is personally my best Nigerian rapper but lemme just give yall d true scale.

Best Punchlines/Metaphors
- Modenine/Terry.

Best Versatility
- Gino.

Best delivery
- SauceKid/Naeto C.

Best Marketing strategy
- Ruggedman/2-shotz.

Good sideline rappers
1. Lambo
2. FreeStyle(Yes, he's been sidelined)
3. Blaise
4. Ruffman(Dude is OK)
5. Str8 Buttah(group)
6. A few Etc.

Wack Sideline rappers.
1. Weird Mc
2. AQ
3. Most gospel rappers(Sorry to say but; true)

Wack limelight rappers.
1. Ikechukwu!!
2. Weird Mc(Again!!)
3. Etc

THIS IS THE TRUTH.

Ah, WordSmith don come again!! Dayum!

Come, spottie go sit down for one place now!
You've been talkin 2 urself for the past 3 posts! Haba.

Nice battle BUT for real, Menike murdered it.
My vote - Menike.

Anyone who wants it should set-up the thread.
Still waitin Xsosa.
Chiogo/Bolajibaok, the only way I'm battlin yall is if u agree to tag-team up against me on ONE thread. Sorry but I cant bother wit a thread each for mcs like yall. Its like Snoop said, double or nuthin, dats how da boss do.
Peace.

Peace @ everyone, nice looking out.
@ I-Shine, peace brotha, it was nice battling u.

@Xsosa, wherever u are, whassup? U once called me out. Its best we battle soon cos I'll soon be busy wit some school hussle & wont have time for battles.

Na wa o! Where di f'ck is everybody?? This section is empty, man.

Hey, where've I been??
I-shine, what up homz? thanx 4 ur comment on my poem on the Poem joint. Didnt even think Nairalanders would feel it.

bolaji/eldee,
how y'all doing?

@ rap congregation,
bring the votes on please, lets round this up.

Ok, I think I'm too tempted to drop one of my most cherished poems, its called:

FAVOURITE SIN.
Girl, you're my favourite temptation and being with you is my favourite sin. . .

They say you're a fallen angel,
They call you a Man-eater.
Rumour has it that you came from hell,
Is it true senörita?
When I take you out, I feel like I'm 'dining with the devil'.
There's always room for you even on my busiest schedule.
You've been labelled as "Indecent",
I even heard you were begot from an Unholy descent.
The talk of the town, news for the crescent.
They'd all rather see you locked in a police precinct
- without hope of bail and given the worst treatment.
I must be a fool to still support you.
I must be magnetized like a horse-shoe.
But you're the only one who really understands me.
Understands me even better than my family.
As a matter of fact YOU are my family, my next of kin
as long as you remain to me "My favourite sin".
- Dotun "Poetry Deep" Ayangbile.

My next best one is titled A BAND OF THIEVES but I just cant sacrifice it for Nairaland. Sorry!

Here goes:

First of all I-Shine, I'm-a give u three reasons why u'r edible/:
Cos u'r a PIECE OF CAKE, a PUSSY and a VEG'TABLE!/
Between smokin u and a blunt, I dont know which is easier/
Is it just me or does this guy sound like he gets his rhymes from an encyclopedia??
Almost thought u was a womanizer cos u always get 'BOOs'/
I-shine, you shine? The only thing you shine is my shoes./
Damn right my shoe-shiner//
You must be a f*ckin musical note cos all I see is a 'minor'/
U'r da mirror image of a vagina//. Wackness defines ya,
even "BROKEN RECORDS" wouldnt sign ya!!/
I just hope the judges wouldnt jail me when I murk u/
I'm a smokin gun. Bury u wit one shell just like a turtle./
My lines are so dope they must be "lines of crack"./
Its ironic how I'm so AHEAD OF YOU & still hit u behind ur back./
This dude drops good punchlines only when he's telling a joke./
His dumbass would probably wanna 'pay me back', someone please tell him he's broke!/
N*gga I 'shut ur eyes' just to shut ur mouth/
I got enuff punches to bust ur mouth/
Like premature ejaculation, u've got 'short-comings'/
Homie, as far as I'm ur opponent, if u aint 'dropping dead' then u aint dropping nuthin!/

There!

RULES:
1. 10 bars or more.
2. No hate votes(Remember we squashed all that sh*t).
3. No judges(to avoid controversy).
4. The winner will be voted by unbiased hiphop heads.
a). A total of 5 votes.
b). 3 - 2 votes is a win.
c). 3 straight votes in a knock-out.
AHH style.
5. NO BITING!
6. No whining like a brat in the event of defeat.
7. No beef between contenders.

Peace.

Aight then, I'm-a set the thread up now.

@Ishine
Ay yo, u still down wit d battle? Cos I'll soon be very busy(school stuff).

@Ishine
Ay yo, u still down wit d battle? Cos I'll soon be very busy(school stuff).

Don't be such a fool.

Lol, I wouldnt bother wit u, u're really wack. No offence.
You dont really know what a rhyme is. L8r.

So u're gonna bite it?
Just asking.

Word! Lol