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Properties / Seeking Land Around Sango, Onihale,ifo by poj(m): 11:25am On Feb 19, 2017 |
Hi folks, I need a plot of land or half around Sango, Ijako, onihale and it's environ. Proximity to main road/bus stop is a factor. I don't want estates or a bush with all sense of modesty. If you have any kindly let me know. |
Business / Re: Limited Liability Company Incorporation by poj(m): 12:18pm On Sep 23, 2016 |
Having experienced a rare service delivery from Mr Gbenga, I hereby declare that it is safe to do business with him. He will surely deliver. More grease to your elbow Micgray |
Politics / Re: Amina Ali's HIV Test Result Is Negative - Sahara Reporters by poj(m): 5:09pm On May 19, 2016 |
dukie25: If someone is not emotionally mature here, some comments such as this deserves an e-slap. |
Politics / Re: Amina Ali's HIV Test Result Is Negative - Sahara Reporters by poj(m): 5:00pm On May 19, 2016 |
dukie25:If someone is not emotionally mature here, some comments such as this deserves an e-slap. |
Romance / Re: Should I Cancel My Marriage Plans? by poj(m): 2:40pm On May 16, 2016 |
Mologi: Mr Mologi, with this your advice you fit no see iyawo for Nairaland o! lol |
Career / Re: What Do You Like About Your Workplace by poj(m): 8:30am On May 01, 2016 |
It affords me d opportunity to practicalise what i studied in school, also d respect I get from d ppl being d boss. U go wan feel like an idol though. I no dey overuse my power sa. Lol |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Wealth: 10 Quranic Teaching by poj(m): 12:47pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
jazakum lahu khaeran 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Shakara - Mistaken For A Kidnapper By Police by poj(m): 12:03pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
This is highly unprofessional; believe the "police is your friend" slogan at your own peril. Beautiful nonsense |
Politics / Re: Lack Of Electricity Has Helped In Creating Jobs(pics) by poj(m): 9:25am On Apr 05, 2016 |
I am 100% sure this is an NYSC camp. it is a normal occurrence in orientation camps. |
Education / Re: How Has Nairaland Transformed Your Life? by poj(m): 9:59am On Mar 31, 2016 |
A day without NL is incomplete as far as I am concerned. it was during the election when NL was hacked that I knew that I was an addict. my current job is courtesy Nairaland. All hail Seun Osewa, the CEO of NL. O NI KANJU KU. INSHA ALLAHU BI KUDRATU LAHI |
Politics / Re: The Strike Was Suspended Not Called Off – PENGASSAN President by poj(m): 4:07pm On Mar 11, 2016 |
Selfish set of people, pretending to be acting in the interest of Nigerians. Democracy sef 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Apply And Get Your Original Drivers License/Vehicle Registration (NO STRESS)! by poj(m): 3:08pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
Well done pat, was at ur office today and u delivered as promised. Kudos. She is hereby recommended fellow Nairalanders |
Politics / Re: Seven Nigerians Herdsmen Die In Clash With Farmers In Ghana by poj(m): 1:59pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
ZombieNation: In your own estimation, she should have denounced and completely disown them? Teni n teni, Tekisa n tatan. That is called diplomacy 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Super Clean Toyota Sienna 2000 Model @ 630k First Body SOLD by poj(m): 10:35pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Mileage?anything to fix? 550, i pick on monday |
Autos / Re: Toyota 2002 Highlander At Give Away Price (1.1 Million), At Lekki by poj(m): 9:51pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Diaris god o, after using for four years you still wan sell for 1.1. Oya i beg sell for me for 800k |
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Looking Like Beyonce With Her Entourage (Photo) by poj(m): 3:20pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Atlantian:laugh wan kill me with your comment 1 Like |
Autos / Re: ***must Sell***2001 Nissan Altima. Asking N750k****** by poj(m): 9:47am On Feb 17, 2016 |
mileage? can it go for 550k? |
Autos / Re: Office space needed in maiduguri urban by poj(m): 10:39am On Feb 14, 2016 |
first body?mileage? |
Family / Re: Which Of These Childhood Games Did You Play? by poj(m): 5:11pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
abeg OP complete am. u need to add the following: suwe station (the agbalumo seed thing) after u don win u go come dey sing: aladongbe adongbe, bodi ola ko tun wa adongbe. moni ni moni oke dis oke dat egbon tente, ikanna, ototo (girls tins) table soccer with ideri oti (crown) these were the real fun. These games/play were hit back to back then, unfortunately the indomie generation ti take over and it has all gone into oblivion. 2 Likes |
Autos / Re: sold sold sold neat Nigerian Used Montero Sport 400k 08169446319 by poj(m): 5:42pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
anythn to be fixed? Can it be brought to lagos? can it fly for 550k? |
Autos / Re: 2000 Model Toks Toyota Solara SOLD SOLD SOLD by poj(m): 1:15pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
amen, thanks. happy sale |
Autos / Re: 2000 Model Toks Toyota Solara SOLD SOLD SOLD by poj(m): 11:02am On Feb 05, 2016 |
I dey trip for this car o, e clean die. I wish I could possess it. |
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot Surprised With Birthday Party In His Office (photo) by poj(m): 3:02pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
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Politics / WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by poj(m): 12:54pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
#COPIED WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon on an interview with Punch Newspaper.. Punch - Did you write exams in school in these big words? Hourable- I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels. WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt. Punch - Why do you always use ‘big grammar’? Honourable- I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class. Punch - How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends? Honourable- I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality. Punch - Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar? Honourable - Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum. Punch - Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating? Honourable - Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day. Punch - Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist? Honourable - Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again. Culled from Saturday Punch |
Autos / Re: 1999 Camry@aesthetic Auto 750k Sold Sold by poj(m): 5:21pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Is it the same one in the picture? if so what is the mileage? |
Autos / Re: Neat Nigerian Used Toyota Rav Jeep by poj(m): 5:17pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
@traffic do expantiate on your claim, still remember two different people were vouching for his character yesterday. |
Autos / Re: Tokunbo 1999 Toyota Camry Pencil Light @800k(ilorin) by poj(m): 5:06pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
what about the other components? |
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode And Precious Chikwendu Welcome Baby Boy by poj(m): 3:21pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
irunooboo: Irun, u bad gan o. u for hand him over to God for the most severe and just punishment. |
Crime / Re: Man Attempts To Blackmail Abiola’s Wife; Gets Arrested (photo) by poj(m): 11:42am On Feb 01, 2016 |
Atmmachine: Did you read the story at all? or you are just being sarcastic? 4 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Pictures And Memes Ever Posted Online And On Nairaland by poj(m): 12:17pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
The 1965 valentinosss na die. They all look like an AROmented pple. cant stop laughing 3 Likes |
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