₦airaland Forum

Hi folks,

I need a plot of land or half around Sango, Ijako, onihale and it's environ. Proximity to main road/bus stop is a factor. I don't want estates or a bush with all sense of modesty. If you have any kindly let me know.

Having experienced a rare service delivery from Mr Gbenga, I hereby declare that it is safe to do business with him. He will surely deliver. More grease to your elbow Micgray

dukie25:
For someone who has been in captivity for a long time she looks well fed.
Bubu have already won na, just tell us the truth.

From now on i believe they will be releasing two girls a week to mark bubu's anniversary.

If someone is not emotionally mature here, some comments such as this deserves an e-slap.

dukie25:
For someone who has been in captivity for a long time she looks well fed.
Bubu have already won na, just tell us the truth.

From now on i believe they will be releasing two girls a week to mark bubu's anniversary.

If someone is not emotionally mature here, some comments such as this deserves an e-slap.

Mologi:
Eni lori o ni fila... ..

Dnt marry him because u will see another man that doesnt sleep around.. ..

Because Na only u be the woman God created with punna...



Mo n wa iyawo ooo

Mr Mologi, with this your advice you fit no see iyawo for Nairaland o! lol

It affords me d opportunity to practicalise what i studied in school, also d respect I get from d ppl being d boss. U go wan feel like an idol though. I no dey overuse my power sa. Lol

jazakum lahu khaeran

This is highly unprofessional; believe the "police is your friend" slogan at your own peril. Beautiful nonsense

I am 100% sure this is an NYSC camp. it is a normal occurrence in orientation camps.

A day without NL is incomplete as far as I am concerned. it was during the election when NL was hacked that I knew that I was an addict. my current job is courtesy Nairaland. All hail Seun Osewa, the CEO of NL. O NI KANJU KU. INSHA ALLAHU BI KUDRATU LAHI

Selfish set of people, pretending to be acting in the interest of Nigerians. Democracy sef

Well done pat, was at ur office today and u delivered as promised. Kudos. She is hereby recommended fellow Nairalanders

ZombieNation:
Even the silly Yoruba ambassador was still defending these useless vermin fulanis despite the fact that fulanis are killing fellow Nigerians daily across the middle belt and south.

Why are yorubas like this?

In your own estimation, she should have denounced and completely disown them? Teni n teni, Tekisa n tatan. That is called diplomacy

Mileage?anything to fix? 550, i pick on monday

Diaris god o, after using for four years you still wan sell for 1.1. Oya i beg sell for me for 800k

Atlantian:
Wicked People. Cant they buy new cloths for the husband too ?

laugh wan kill me with your comment

mileage? can it go for 550k?

first body?mileage?

abeg OP complete am. u need to add the following:

suwe

station (the agbalumo seed thing) after u don win u go come dey sing: aladongbe adongbe, bodi ola ko tun wa adongbe.

moni ni moni

oke dis oke dat

egbon

tente, ikanna, ototo (girls tins)

table soccer with ideri oti (crown)

these were the real fun. These games/play were hit back to back then, unfortunately the indomie generation ti take over and it has all gone into oblivion.

anythn to be fixed? Can it be brought to lagos? can it fly for 550k?

amen, thanks. happy sale

I dey trip for this car o, e clean die. I wish I could possess it.

niyi123:
D= Desmond
O= ?
E= Elliot

D- Desmond
O- Olusola
E- Elliot

#COPIED

WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon

Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon on an interview with Punch Newspaper..

Punch ­- Did you write exams in school in these big words?

Hourable- I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels. WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.

Punch - Why do you always use ‘big grammar’?

Honourable- I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class.

Punch - How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?

Honourable- I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

Punch - Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?

Honourable - Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.

Punch - Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating?

Honourable - Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

Punch - Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?

Honourable - Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.

Culled from Saturday Punch

Is it the same one in the picture? if so what is the mileage?

@traffic do expantiate on your claim, still remember two different people were vouching for his character yesterday.

what about the other components?

irunooboo:
May God punish GEJ for giving this useless man the privilege to steal our money all in the name of electioneering. No wonder he showered his over bleached IpoB girl friend with a range rover painted in red color (blood of Nigerians and soldiers). That baby will not be a source of joy to the both of u. Thieves

Irun, u bad gan o. u for hand him over to God for the most severe and just punishment.

Atmmachine:
Nigeria is a third world country and they treat people like they're a piece of shiit.

What about the blogger that keeps writing that Obama's wife is a man ?? Were they arrested ??
What about those that calls the white house phone and threaten to assassinate Obama, how many of them have been arrested ??

If you have the chance to get out of Nigeria, don't ever come back.
A country where you don't have freedom of speech or action.

What about those that keeps hacking our Army unit website in New York ?? Who done arrest them ??

Did you read the story at all? or you are just being sarcastic?

The 1965 valentinosss na die. They all look like an AROmented pple. cant stop laughing