carzola: guy u no go skull i tink people sud summit der c.v b4 der are acepted to sign up on nairaland.. checks my head in disapointment nd sips my coffee

a perfect case of kettle calling the pot black.

D madam is for real. She has invited me for two interviews before. Thnk she s a Hr consultant.

Folks respond now. Am still waiting

It is o. It however depends on what u mean by good sa.

Hi folks, is there anybody in d house who knows d pay package of lagos city polytechnic, i mean salary for academic or non academic staffs. Any relevant info wil be highly appreciated.

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Wish i could apply but i dnt jst ve dt time to waste, filling one useless application which sincerely u knw realistically u can neva be shortlisted. M not a pessimist but i dnt knw any of d senators. So ur guess is as good as mine.

Poster u ve not told us whether the boss in question is doing so deliberately or due financial incapability. If ds info is provided then one can give an appropriate advice.

Mugun go full ibadan wella i guess. Most vacancies re nw in ibadan, Wonder shall neva cease

Poster, review d topic of ur post and correct appropriately.

Poster, review ur post and correct appropriately.

I dnt envy Mr Jonathan at all. I pray he delivers cos his actions are incongruous to that of a performer

@ flowerchild tnx. Let me chk it out then.

I got smthn similar. What did u apply for n whr did u get d job info? Can't rightly remember nw.

All i will say is that god will forgive you.

Did u apply for teaching position? Frm my experience they re not organised. They might ve change sa.

Who on earth will get these guys out of lagos roads. It is quite pathetic to see these touts again collecting fee from helpless drivers. If the chief executive of the state cannot see to the implementation of a law then who will? Are these touts too powerful to obey the law? Who will help us enforce this law. Come to think of it, they (govt) found it easy to arrest harmless pple who eats while driving. Who wl get this pple off the roads?

@ tesiday, Yes it is true. U finish ur prog in quality time. Which dept do u wnt to do ur progrm?

I am luving all these comments. It is only in nigeria that: a poster wl mixed up facts all in d name of discrditing his country, ppl wil attack a poster 4 based on ethnic n religious sentiments, pple wl leave d mesage n attack d messanger, NURTW a.k.a agbero wl be collecting illegal fee frm drivers without accountin or giving receipt, agbero wl be riding hummer jeep and graduates riding on dr legedis benz, d speaker of d house wl assemble the wife of co legislators to attend semnar on hw to cook abroad, pple wl graduate withou job for seven years, pple pay to buy application form for employment with 90 percnt probability of not getin d job, pple wl be pursuin a political agenda n clad it relign cloth, pple ve several houses n cars n dr felow cannot afford 3 square meals. Wl be bak wt more, wan go pray.

I tell u, unilag is d best choice, no time wasting.

ebamma: na hungry kill am?

. Must u be sarcastic @ ds kind of issue. Who knows d nxt victim. Rest in peace dento. Cant forget ur swagalicious "walk steps"

Wonder shall never end, beggars went to alausa to express their grievances over removal from the street of lagos to d governor. They complained that their evacuation is seriously affecting them economically as d govt has never provided any alternative livelihood for them. Neva no say beggars sef get association. Source: ray power news

onatisi:
i will like to ask muslims this questio,the issue of 72virgins i dont know and neither have i read it,but what motivates an individual to tie a bomb around himslef and go and die,is there something in the quran that inspires muslims to act like that,nd mind u not nly boko haram but all muslim countries where ther are battle going on .christians fight to live but it seems muslims fight to die

u r missing it, infact if u kill ur self or someone ur rewrd s hellfire. It s obviously clear dt ds pple r doing d bidding of some politicians. Ramadan s d period dt even fake muslims wl wnt to showcase dr best character. So y r ds politicl terorst strikin d most in ds period. God wl surely shame these pple soon.

Wish this will be effectively implemented.

A suicide bomber attacked mosque in yobe state. The emir was reportedly to ve narrowly escaped death. God pls help out

It would ve been a bit better if were to be anoda kind of driver, even molue. TRUCK driver! Haba those applauding this, can u sincerely encourage your sibling to take up such? May be u thnk it is ordinary pple dt drives truck, u ve to be MAD to drive a truck. U wil sleep on d road, bush, travel at odd hours just to mention few. Prospective applicants gudluck in advance.

You all goofed it is "heavenbuild"

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