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Food / Re: Can You Kill This Animal If You Are The Hunter ? by pollmaniac(m): 12:12pm On Jul 20, 2023 |
meobizy: But the question said your kids are hungry at home. |
Politics / Re: We Lost Kano Because Of Tinubu - Ganduje by pollmaniac(m): 10:40am On May 20, 2023 |
Oh please. Ganduje should quit behaving like the Okoros and realize that this is politics, and politics is a game of numbers, not emotions. Asiwaju, the Jagaban of Africa is already strategising for his 2nd tenure and it is in the best interest of Ganduje to position himself otherwise the ship will sail without him. Truth be told, Ganduje is currently politically useless. And you dont expect Asiwaju to neglect the mammoth votes of Kano just because of his mere friendship with Ganduje. This is politics and politics is not for cry babies like obidunces. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: The Real Iceberg Slim by pollmaniac(m): 8:55pm On Jan 13, 2018 |
So our own Iceberg slim na fake... Now I see why he could never blow. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by pollmaniac(m): 4:00am On Mar 08, 2016 |
wegga: lol 1 Like |
Politics / Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by pollmaniac(m): 2:09am On Mar 08, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by pollmaniac(m): 2:00am On Mar 08, 2016 |
tunshe: In the pic, She is in her room, and she isn't naked. how come you say she is "walking" naked? 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by pollmaniac(m): 1:58am On Mar 08, 2016 |
18. If you are madly in love with koboko, then read the bible in public! 19. Chyking a girl becomes a dare devil act. Only the "Mad" in spirit tries it and goes away with 24 koboko maps on his back. If you are not "Mad" in spirit, then... 20. If you browse porn site.. CHOI!!!!! 21. Women can say bye bye to politics, unless somehow there is strong pressure from the western investors 22. Twenty yr old unmarried woman will be like:::: "When will my own husband come? I am getting old!" 4 Likes |
Politics / See How Nigeria Will Be Like If Made An Islamic State by pollmaniac(m): 1:17am On Mar 08, 2016 |
Yesterday, I was having a nice chat with my friend After watching Buhari’s interview in Aljazeera and reading Comments on NL. So we were joking about how Nigeria Will be like if it is Islamized and sharia implemented. Here's some of the jokes we shared. NB:They are scary but true. 1. No more brazillian hair for the ladies. Whats the need since it will be covered in hijab anyway, and nobody will be brave enough to sell such. 2. No women driving cars anymore lol. Na koboko certificate be dat 3. Women can no longer go out without permission and assistance of a close male unless she likes koboko 4. If you are a woman and you are raped, you will receive 54 lashes of koboko and jailed for 6 months for putting the guy in temptation 5. No more ass shaking girls in Olamide’s videos 6. Timaya’s head will be cut off for morally degrading the society with his bum bum video as well as other artists such as Iyanya kukere and Davido fans mi (drugs) 7. All baby mamas’ head will be cut off 8. No more choosing your own spouse. What’s the need since you already have been betrothed to one guy like that who can still marry other women if he likes 9. If you sit in public with Shiite Muslims, koboko for you 10. If you shake hands with a woman, na koboko for you 11. No more pastors preaching in the streets, dem no born you well? 12. Christians will become third class citizens after the Shiites in second class. Therefore if a first class guy slaps you in broad daylight, he is right. Any objections, visit the sharia court. 13. Nigeria will no longer be Nigeria because it will be renamed to the name of “the saint that did everyone good by enforcing Islam”. Just like the Al-Saud family renaming the country to Saudi Arabia. If you have any objections, present your back first. 14. If Olamide won’t sing ONLY songs of praise for Allah, then he should go and sleep. Otherwise he should submit his back for proper lashing to remind him of where he is. 15. To cure konji go be only for the Emirs and sultans. 16. To go ashawo go be only for the royal family in the UK. If you try am, your head go disappear. 17. Bombings will become a normal thing all over the country and not just in the north. If you have more suggestions, bring it on. Let’s keep the fun going. 15 Likes 4 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Warns World Is Fighting A New Cold War by pollmaniac(m): 5:06am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Yhinkss: If you subscribe to dailymail UK, you will get to chat with real Britons. And they don't! They also know that their government and the west in general started becoming serious in Syria talks after Russia jumped in. They also know that the shooting down of the Plane was pre-planned with a tv crew positioned at hand. They know that Turkey buys crude from ISIS and they overwhelmingly oppose Turkey's the EU bid. Forget mainstream media, they are largely controlled by the government, 5 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Warns World Is Fighting A New Cold War by pollmaniac(m): 5:02am On Feb 14, 2016 |
pollmaniac: Poll ends on saturday 20th feb 2016 23:59 PM |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Warns World Is Fighting A New Cold War by pollmaniac(m): 5:00am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Yhinkss: Russia may be on its own for now but Majority of the world know that The US and EU are fighting an unjust fight. The world knows why Assad was picked on. And also where the "so called " moderate terrorists and other major terrorists such as ISIS get most of their monetary and weaponry supply from. But then, the talk is mostly on social media. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Warns World Is Fighting A New Cold War by pollmaniac(m): 4:51am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Warns World Is Fighting A New Cold War by pollmaniac(m): 4:51am On Feb 14, 2016 |
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Warns World Is Fighting A New Cold War by pollmaniac(m): 4:50am On Feb 14, 2016 |
doesnt look good. Keep voting
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Warns World Is Fighting A New Cold War by pollmaniac(m): 4:49am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Meanwhile in another part of the world called Nigeria, A poll has been taken on its president's performance. And he seems to be dangerously slacking behind.
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Warns World Is Fighting A New Cold War by pollmaniac(m): 4:47am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Its worth mentioning that most of Europe are in favor of Mr. Putin, and if you are a regular reader of the dailymail, you'll notice that in posts such as this one, where comments do not favor the EU governments or the UK government, comments gets disabled. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Russia Warns World Is Fighting A New Cold War by pollmaniac(m): 4:45am On Feb 14, 2016 |
The world has plunged into a "new Cold War", the Russian premier said Saturday, as Moscow came under attack at a global security gathering over its targeting of moderate rebels in Syria. US Secretary of State John Kerry told the Munich Security Conference that "the vast majority of Russia's attacks (in Syria) have been against legitimate opposition groups." "To adhere to the agreement it made, Russia's targeting must change," he said, referring to the international deal forged on Friday, in which 17 countries agreed to seek a "cessation of hostilities" in Syria within a week. Dmitry Medvedev speaks at the Munich Security Conference on February 13, 2016 Dmitry Medvedev speaks at the Munich Security Conference on February 13, 2016 ©Christof Stache (AFP) "This is the moment. This is a hinge point. Decisions made in the coming days and weeks, and a few months could end the war in Syria –- or could define a very difficult set of choices for the future." He spoke shortly after Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev said the world had "slid into a new period of Cold War." "Almost every day we are accused of making new horrible threats either against NATO as a whole, against Europe or against the US or other countries," Medvedev said. His foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov, hit back at Kerry's comments, saying the new deal on Syria could not only focus on Russia's role. "The fact that the discussions on the truce are beginning to go towards prioritising putting a stop to the actions of the Russian air force creates in me suspicions, gives reasons for sad thoughts, about how our Munich adventure will end," said Lavrov. - 'This is your aggression' - Meanwhile, a panel of eastern European leaders lined up to add their own accusations of Russian aggression. "Every single day, Russian troops, Russian weapons, Russian ammunition penetrate into my country," said Ukraine President Petro Poroshenko. He addressed Russian President Vladimir Putin, who was not present, saying: "Mr Putin, this is not a civil war in Ukraine, this is your aggression. This is not a civil war in Crimea, this is your soldiers who occupied my country." Kerry emphasised that sanctions on Russia would remain in place until it implemented all aspects of the Ukraine peace agreement reached in Belarus' capital Minsk last year. "Russia has a simple choice: fully implement Minsk or continue to face economically damaging sanctions," he said. An emotional Poroshenko also warned that "pro-Russian parties" were undermining Europe from within with an alternative set of values. "Isolationism, intolerance, disrespect of human rights, religious fanatics, homophobia -- this alternative Europe has a leader. His name is Mr Putin." By contrast, Medvedev had earlier criticised the expansion of NATO and EU influence deep into formerly Soviet-ruled eastern Europe, which Russia sees as its sphere of influence. "European politicians thought that creating a so-called belt of friends at Europe's side, on the outskirts of the EU, could be a guarantee of security, and what's the result?" he said. "Not a belt of friends but a belt of exclusion." But he also struck a more positive note, saying: "Our positions differ, but they do not differ as much as 40 years ago when a wall was standing in Europe." - 'Coercion and intimidation' - NATO secretary general Jens Stoltenberg also addressed the forum, vowing to combine a firm stance against Russia with more dialogue. "We have seen a more assertive Russia, a Russia which is destabilising the European security order," he said. "NATO does not seek confrontation and we don't want a new Cold War. At the same time our response has to be firm." NATO is "undertaking the biggest reinforcement to our collective defence in decades, to send a powerful signal to deter any aggression or intimidation," Stoltenberg added. "Not to wage war, but to prevent war." Earlier this week, Stoltenberg announced that plans had been approved for an increased NATO presence in eastern Europe -- which sources said would involve between 3,000 and 6,000 troops rotating through the region. Lavrov hit back, criticising the "fashion for Russophobia in some capitals" and the "failure of NATO and the EU to fully cooperate with Russia". [url] http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-3445374/Russias-Medvedev-says-world-new-Cold-War.html[/url] |
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