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tobenuel:
Nah op you not a real nigga. that beans gonna purge someone

As a real Anambra man wey i be, i wash my beans and put on the fire, once it boils, I drain the water out, boil again and drain out the water for the second count. then I put back in the pot, add water, throw a spoon or two into the pot of beans, and slice some onions into it. and then before Aston Villa will finish beating Man city in the first half, the beans ready to serve.


Nothing sweet pass beans wey dem warm

Senior man wetin bring Aston villa here

veektoh:
You point is valid but still never be a simp whether rich or broke.
Also you should know Alpha is different from masculinity. It's better to be a masculine man than an alpha when it comes to love and relationships

Nice words

veektoh:
The rules are for masculine male/men. It's all about upholding your masculinity.
It's not just about love/relationships.
And 1 with a lot of experiences, I would say being a simp as never worked for anyone.

The example you made is understandable and it depends on the ground of their break up.

In all you do in life, focus on your self improvement and financial strength.
Let woman and relationship be a secondary thing.
It is better to be a rich simp than be a broke AlpHa

Nothing

Inasmuch as I commed your good write up.
But bro make I tell you one thing.
I'm this life, there is no particular rule. People do whatever that works for them.
Because what works for you might not work for me.
Example, people who are dating may break up and still reconcile again even get married

As far as your hands are working, hunger no fit kill you for this life
Am a salary earner

May His soul rest in peace

OP But why didn't you tell your friend, since you are noticing all these things?
Someone you called your friend, you no try oo
At least tell Him first, weather he agreed or not you will know at uv done ur own part as a friend.
You no try oo.
Now as u bring Dix issue here what do you want us to do😁

dreamwords:
wish them well bro,
but tell your friend that after their wedding, that dna test is more importamt than naming ceremony

You no go read post well, you go jox open mouth waaah to talk rubbish

Nice write up
You did well bro

Very painful, may His soul rest in peace

Can you shout to your Mom like that?
Why did you even bring this online?
To seek for validation for ur stupid action?
How will you feel if your child talk to you like that?
You owe your Dad apology case close

meobizy:
Person dey addicted, yet never pen up to ten thousand comments. I dey observe.

There are many lovely threads here, I can't comment on all Bro.
Am a bit busy person

Thank GOD for His life, He is a very popular man

May His soul rest in peace

A4alpha:
Me too I can touch tomorrow, sometimes I come across people that I already had a handshake with in the morning and they will be like.. have we met before? I usually had a loud laugh and then I will tell him I think so and they open their mouth in shock.

Don Colos

haphizz57:
Something dat one herbalist ll check for u with #200

So funny

I have been to the morgue more than 5 times.
When i saw my Dad in the morgue lying dead, I was humbled.
Nothing dey Dix life.

Acidosis:
On the day my late wife was to be buried, just about a week after she passed, I went to the morgue with siblings, friends, and relatives. The mortician asked for someone to come and identify her body, which was already dressed for the lying-in-state, before she would be handed over to us. I jumped forward to do it without thinking because I had missed her. Everyone tried to stop me, but I insisted. When I went in, I saw her lying there as if asleep, dressed in a gown I had brought the day before. But she didn't fully look like the same woman I used to know. Reason is because she never slept on her back in that 'position.' The woman I knew would never sleep like because she loved "gum body" so much.

I can’t fully explain how I felt seeing her like that tbh. I didn’t feel the need to cry, crying was the least thing in my mind, maybe because I had already cried my heart out especially on the night she passed or because I had concluded in my heart that “nothing dey this life.” I went numb and maybe d u m b. No tears, no thoughts, nothing. I was just looking at her, but I was too shocked to fully process her condition.

Days, weeks, and even months have passed. There are still moments when I feel deeply sad and withdrawn, only to come out acting like I’m fine, but one thing that has remained consistent is how I feel about life now. I also have a deep sense of respect for people who take their relationship with God very seriously. It may be the only thing worth living for (by relationship with God, I do not mean idolising pastors or jumping from one prayer programme to another). I may have to write about this some other time.

Your story is so touching, may Her soul continue rest in peace.

MadamVanessa:




Marry who you're attracted to in all ways, desperation shouldn't push you to marry who's available and ready to do the needful. In a long run, you'll feel irritated and disgusted in whatever he does and nothing he does to please you will please you.

7 years now I have been out of marriage, and to be perfectly honest I have no regrets or whatsoever being a divorcee. This years of being alone has been the best years of my life. I am not going to say I inclined to celibacy these years, I do it, mainly to kill the urge but not emotionally attached to whoever is shagging.


To me, Marriage isn't worth it at all. It's simply overrated. I regret ever getting myself involved in this nonsense. I was probably naive then , I can't blame myself much.

Your story touched me, wishing you the best

TrustNone:
There's this my guy, we're so close and we share everything in common like eating together, going out to hustle together, gist and relate.
He's rich as he sells lands (real estate) and makes huge profits from it but he's uneducated and can neither read nor write, I usually help him and compose text messages for him and also chats for him on his Facebook account as he can't speak English correctly.

So there's this school I'm currently working, in the evenings when I go to workplace to drop my laptop (as home isn't safe due to recent robbery attacks in our neighborhood) he'll usually accompany me.

Recently he followed me and we strolled together, there's this corper working in our school, she came out and met me, we exchange pleasantries and gisted.

My friend said he likes her that I should help him talk to her, I obliged then smartly did the job but the lady seemed uninterested as he was not properly dressed and blowing wrong grammars with a very local accent.
But after the girl realized how rich he is and the assets he has she finally gave in.

So recently the Operating System in my laptop got expired, didn't have present money to fix and update it, gigs were coming in but no money to repair the laptop. I asked my guy to lend me 5k when I receive salary I'll pay back but he told me he doesn't have but he'll try and help, he requested for my account and gave him, he lied to me he sent it to the POS girl in my area that she'll give me, but till date I couldn't see any alert.
I approached the girl and she told me he's lying he didn't give her any money. He later told me he was lying but there's no money as he's broke. I moved on. Mind you the girl accepted him and they're both dating.

Yesterday I saw the girl with a new Redmi Note 12, I complimented her phone and congratulated her, she then told me it's my friend that got it for her yesterday and also told the her to move out of the school's premises (she was living in the school compound as accomodation was provided for corpers). The guy then rented a new self contain apartment (250k yearly) for her and she moved out and is staying in the new apartment.
The girl told me how he has stocked her house with foodstuffs and giving her upkeep weekly.
Funny enough the girl has a smartphone she was using and never requested for phone from him, he just willingly bought the phone for the girl. Price of the phone was around 140k.

I was sad and grieved how this guy could be so heartless to his fellow guy and close friend but extravagantly kind and so simpishly foolish to girls.
The girl sef couldn't even show gratitude for connecting her to a foolish maga.

On my way back from Church in the evening yesterday, I saw them together at an eatery with sumptuous meals on their table, the girl called me and I just waved at them and passed.
The guy doesn't call me again nor come around my place again as he used to.

I just learnt that if you're educated avoid walking or keeping company with uneducated people and those that aren't exposed, their mentality is annoying.

So sorry for ur experience Bro.
I have been in ur shoes but I don't regret it bcox I always do things that I can afford to lose, I help people for the sake of mankind not for their immediate reward. You might get ur reward in another form from another person.
Besides don't generalize okay, some uneducated people are still good while some educated people are bad.
No b education dey make person good or bad
It is inborn.
Life na teacher

Nice result for Chelsea

I love what Barca did yesterday, I never expect such scoreline tho.
Forca Barca

I save mine monthly b4 end of the year the rent is complete

UHLmoving:
To whom much is given, Belle should also be given

Dix comment got me

Chaaii
May Her soul rest in peace

Seeing the children I carried in my arms growing taller Dan me

They are too crowded

I was there
Always active

Jeweltz:
But why did he asked me if I was in any relationship ? Which I clearly told him I’m not. I knew he liked what he saw he was just being a coward and shying away from responsibility. Men don’t even need to be rich these days as women are just looking for a responsible man and not necessarily rich

I love this comment

achosondc:
It is called mkpurumkpu ishi abuo

Okay ok. Thank you
But do you know if there is any traditional believe attached to the animal?