₦airaland Forum

ubunja:
dude your infatuation with mothers is amazing.

they said your mother charge's 150 naira for two rounds of sex? Can you confirm that?

Prostitute:
Now we only give the mother to very old men to fvck, the mother's pvucy can swallow an anaconda...

hahahaahaahahahahaha since her mother's pvucy is too wide how much do people agree to pay?

lefulefu:
from my picture i am me but i recall anytime wen i receive 103 thousand naira then i start to dey make noise.

Them dey receive 103k for mouth...... Abi you wan steal

lefulefu:
103k naira is wortless guy. Even if u say u pocketing 170k thats jus a start up. Until wen u opportuned to travel out then u wil know our naira is useless. 82 dollars in naira is just almost 30k. Bragging about 103 naira shows how poor u are.

And from your picture you are what? hahahhaaahhaha

lefulefu:
u jus dey hype urself cos dem dey bash u.it is allowed sha.

who dey hype we talking raw facts here....

lefulefu:
how much is 103k naira in dollars? u are really a broke dude for u to see 103k naira as a big thing.abeg go sleep jor.job wey govt can wake up and lay off staffs at a blow na im u dey take make noise.

lay off which staff, with the minimum wage I'm expecting to earn 170k monthly and mind you.... Anyday minimum wage is implemented know I'm pocketing about 170k monthly. In 10 months I will have 1.7 million... Stay broke and continue giving your misery life flase hope

lefulefu:
u mumu sha

see your picture suffer no dey tire you...... Shine shine cloth of very poor quality

lefulefu:
guy let me advice u.forget all dese childlish insults wey u dey throw about. still keep on as a friend to d girl but open ur eye and get a good girl for urself cos if u marry dat girl d big politician will still keep on chopping her in za oza room and dere is nothin u will be able to do about it cos d day u complain u will lose ur 103k job. u will automatically become a cuckhold husband.

you're a kid lose which job...... Na Federal Government job I talk ooooo no be private company job that I can be removed oooo

lefulefu:
such gehls ehn its better u just keep dem as ordinary friends cos them go dey hook u up to better links but unwise to be in a relationship with such gehls or making such a girl ur wife cos d day u dare complain ur job is on d line.

poor reasoning na Federal Government job we dey talk, even the person wey put you for the job no fit remove you......

Nativepriest:
Bring your worthless mother to me let me sacrifice to the gods

diarykidd when are you delivering your poor mother to the shrine Kai Kai Kai Kai hahahhaaahhaha

dairykidd:
Empty vessel.. I hope u don't use the poor girl for rituals las las when things tend to go down because that's how life is and ur not prepared for it at all.. What will u do when she falls out of favor with the sugar daddy? Go back to ur hut in the village to cry or look for the quickest money ritual that will kill u finally? Start preparing for the unforeseen.. I know say u go done relax for the babe house dey eat remnant toto when go soon sour

Be there abusing ur dead mother.. We can never be equals i'm a man who takes care of his sh1t while ur being baby sit by a hoe. u can't even type proper English sef and u claim to be educated.

Guy when u done dey pay bills u go get sense no be to dey attach follow woman upandan e go over u soon mark today. Man hoe

The same way you're planning to use your poor mother for rituals...... Sha even rituals what value has your poor mother....

dairykidd:
I know both ur parents are dead so i wouldn't insult them not out of respect for them tho but out of proper family values instilled in me. BTW keep lying to yourself about ur babe. I know u know what she truly is. Maybe ur new to Abuja but one day u go wise.. I deey pray for u since ur spiritually dead

is it your poor mother that instilled family values in you...... What value does your poor mother has?

lefulefu:
father or relative is out of d equation.the big politician is her big god but then she made good use of her talent though

it's better than your mother still fvucking to eat......

dairykidd:
I read the Op's post and from the first to the last sentence i could pick that he is a very lazy mofo... He tried Lagos for only three weeks him done begin find juju to help himself. No virtue whatsoever. He knows his babe is fvcking the politician and she must be damn good at it walahi. For Abuja when them go fvck u and u no go still get the job on top... That girl must be a fvcking fvck champion.. I hope u marry her in the end no be to come use her climb then u go come here later open another thread dey complain " My fiance is cheating on me with her numerous sugar daddies" Na that time Amadioha go strike u dead

Hahhahhaahha your mother that's still fvcking to eat...... if your mother had fvucked a better fvck and gotten a job don't you think the later is better.....

Fucklove:
poorboy na better street strong head. No mind these bad belle people wey still dey chop mama thank you, them never see life, them never enter hustle. Make sure say you treat that your babe well my nigga and blessings go follow you as you dey work bro

Amen Dem never see suffer after Nysc...... Maybe them still dey chop and beg their parents for money na why.... You understand streets LoL

YoungDaNaval:
Are you new to nl??

very old member

handsomebanana:
This guy no kill me ooo

Congrats man
Went back to your previous topics to see how you've been searching for work

LoL

Onyenna:
Awesome idea.....

you can use the idea with your sisters, only if their pvzzcy is not smelling.......lol

clive2u:
OP did she introduce u to him as ur cousin? She is a good gf sha cos some olodo girls have sworn never to help their bf, u are a lucky chap.

she told the man in my presence when we went to meet him that it's job that's keeping us from getting married...... before the man said ok I should bring my CV....

2rez:
Answer is in my reply; joke's on u

joke's transferred to your poor mother..

BiggyB242:
I love the way you serving it back to them, na jealousy them dey try make you feel sad. So many of them when they insult you their gf they cheat on them with Suya and yoghurt. Babe give her bf work irrespective on how she did it doesn't matter. If na some babe dem go run follow politician forget you. She still get you for mind.

I know of a guy that's a major contractor in ph supplying sand through him babe wen get connect with one politician. Na this kind bae I dey find non be give give me babe. Funny enough those guys throwing shades at you go grab such opportunity with 2 hands and the ladies are looking for such opportunity. Baba Do you and forget these nincompoops.

Bless you my brother

2rez:
Dragging parents into the banter begs for questions about your upbringing young man.

so did your poor mother bring you up well?

YoungDaNaval:
Lmao funny thread. Congrats op.


Ubunja my nigga! Longest time bro

LoL nairalanders no get joy at all

millionboi2:
hmmmm


Fake story


Most fed job starts from small stage,xpt u are impersonatin som1

LoL what do you know.....I won't talk

chuksmad:
All this kid that full nairaland, how are u sure that the lady in question is sleeping around with the politician? Are u just jealous or plain stupid

LoL or abi na them point touch give them when them dey fvck

Nat404:
Dude, clap for yourself. Always treat the girl right. She truly loves you.

Thanks brother I'm treating her right....