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MizMyColi:
*squeezes face* Ewww That's a BIG RAT! Ewwwwweeewww
Here in Ogbomosho, we don't eat rats. We prefer turkey or salmon. Tenk

this is not right Awa Ajilete gbadun emo ju ohunkohun lo..

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1. First, come over to my house for personal instruction. Proceed to step 2- if unable to flow with step one. (Hotnaijababe just slapped me).
2. Try to always have clean breath. Flossing and brushing the teeth and tongue go a long way to keeping your breath clean all day long.
3. Be subtle but honest when approaching a bad kisser. Make them feel bad or too self conscious and they may shy away or feel that they are such a bad kisser that there might not be any help for them.
4. Keep your kissee guessing. Repeating the same motion without any variation makes your partner feel like they are kissing a robot. Use your tongue in creative ways.
5. Break up the tongue kissing with playful lip tugging or light biting of the upper or bottom lip.
6. Hold their face in your hands and kiss the forehead, the temples, cheeks, nose and prceed to the neck. Both men and women find that their neck is an erogenous area. A nibble on the ear lobe can be sensual as well.7. Some people like to have their kisser’s tongue in their ears. Some don’t. You should ask before diving in and you should make sure they keep their ears free of wax. It doesn’t taste very good and when you return to the mouth they will be able to taste it too. (I’ve heard some people don’t mind the taste).
8. Touching and rubbing while kissing is essential. Leave the genitals and breasts alone. This is not about sex!
9. Concentrate on how you feel about the person you are kissing. Kissing can be so very personal and with your mind on her and her mind on you, the sky is the limit.
10. Try new things with the understanding that he/she will tell you if they like it or not and when and if to stop. For an example, I once kisses a girl who was so rough that she would suck on my tongue so hard that I thought the skin that keeps your tongue attached to the bottom of my mouth was going to tear. At one point more of my tongue was in her mouth than in mine. My tongue was sore for three days!
11. Kisses should never be too wet. Remember kissing should be enjoyable and not a survival lesson in drowning. Kissing produces a lot of saliva and you need to swallow frequently. I have found that lots of people don’t. I have over the years found a way to swallow my saliva and remove their saliva from their mouth as well without their knowledge.
12. Breathing can get very heavy because kissing is very erotic and you will find yourself extremely turned on. If you are worried that your hot breath from your nose might be bothering your partner, ask. I myself, find that feeling her breath, and listening to her breath, gets me even more excited.
13. Kissing is sufficient all by itself, however, kissing can also be the only pre-intimacy needed before sex. A great kissing session will/can get your female partner significantly lubricated and ready for intercourse. I submit to you that as a man, if you can stand it, leave her wanting more and resist the temptation to have sex with your lady. She will look forward to your next kissing session with bated breath.
14. Go for it!!!![/b]
[colour=#990000]Whether you are new to kissing or if you are a couple that has been married for years, you will find following these tips can add spice to your romantic life and you need not think kissing will lead to sex. Kissing alone is sexy enough![/color]

glitest: Why are you acting like a learner?...Isn't Nairaland ought to be for 18 years and above?...Besides, if a 14 year old boy can be gain access to Nairaland, why can't I?.

Ehm, ehhm...I



still can't believe i stammered

glitest: Yes; Why are you surprised..eh?.

I don't know mommas also use Nairaland

glitest: 36 years old.

JESU!!!

glitest: How old are you by the way?.

23years old...
You??

glitest: No probs Love

PS: Don't misinterpret the kisses oh...I'm much more older than you.

glitest: No probs Love

PS: Don't misinterpret the kisses oh...I'm much more older than you.

Hmmmm, are you really older than me..
A Pope for that matter..

glitest: Okay.

I was only seeking attenti0n

glitest: Which one?.

just kidding..:d

glitest: Bleach...That's the difference.

Hmmmm sis, saw how you blast one of my bro on a thread..

THANKS

imas: make friends and enemies on this forum, and you get either stalkers or fans whichever way they will follow you.

Okay, bro

mzjaney:

sis, wetin??

Please guys, I think i need your help....
I've been checking some peep'z account and i've been seeing loads of followers, so i've also been wondering how the users got it and I am like 'whao, i'd be happy if they could be my follower' so please for Conolly'ssake, i'd like to know how you guys come about it, please(once again), teach me how you come about it...


Thanks In Advance

mrvocalprowess: listen to d glee version!

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adanduka: This sandal is probably inspired by ancient leg crafts worn in the wilderness

some girls will kuku like it..

Kaymania: can yu hlp ya boo wash ha tintintini.......i mean undies

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Sebastine92: Hmmmm Gud 1

Thanks so much bro

mstik: Nigeria wins the world cup against all odds...
THAT'S A MIRACLE

Wonderful!

c0pied

who still remember Honourable
Patrick Obahiagbon
I was going through the dictionary
to check meaning of words while
reading an exciting novel, it later
occurred to me, if it is to be
Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon
that is to teach us simple proverbs
and their meaning in school, how is
it going to sound like, going by the
way he murders vocabulary...
But nothing spoil sha, I was able to
come up with these ones and funny
enough, it looks really close to
what he would say when asked to
teach in a class....
Please enjoy, and add yours if you
have....
Peace
ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who
live in glass houses should not
throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals
who make their abodes in vitreous
edifices would be advised to refrain
from catapulting perilous
projectiles.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate,
scintillate, asteroid minim.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that
glitters is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles
that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are
not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on
the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men
tell no tales
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male
cadavers are incapable of rendering
any testimony.
*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's
luck
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's
serendipity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling
stone gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving
lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green,
biophytic plant.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a
feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of
an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is
only skin deep
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude
possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness
is godliness
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom
from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.
ORDINARY ENGLISH: this is clear and straight forward…… HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: oh!!! it is crystal clear like the biblical teke teke mene, audible to the deaf and visible to the blind

sammy hoe,

Xsenga(agnes),

dygeasy..

just wana knw who else lost his/her account because I lost mine...[b][/b]