₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
You go explain explain explaiin..u all ready expose yorsef, u gay sir. READ YOR LAST POST AGAIN: you clearly say mem should kiss men becuzz woman lip & man lips are same.SHAME ON U TWICE.
.....anyways, brother..why would u kiss another man at 6am....u dont belif in mouth wash??(no oofencse)

Lol. I wanted to come at you initially but I thought you were catching cruise, but now I see you are serious about the topic.

You go around sleeping with dirty things, are you a pig? My wife brushes twice in a day and definitely before going to sleep. Stop sleeping with dirty things, but again, you are who you sleep with. Go ahead and continue sleeping with dirty things, but don't go near people's baby boys cause I will hear your news on front page.
Gay pig

You sleep with dirty things, so horrible that you had to make a topic out of it, damn

MrCork:
Can you kiss yor woman at 6am ..dats wot the thread waz about but insted, u started sayin mans lips & womans lips are the same meaning its ok for man to kiss man ((READ YOR LAST POST)))

...nobody is goin to say yor head is not corrrrect. We can only advise u to sleep wit tooth paste in yor pocket.goat!!!!(((no oofencse)))

If a man's lips and a woman's lips are not biologically the same do you mind telling me the difference? Also point out in my post where I said it is ok for a man to kiss a man? Read my first post too, I said I kiss my woman in the morning including down there. I used "her" not "him". Where did you get the idea of a man kissing a man in my post? Or you can't read?

MrCork:
You for got to answer the questions sir....why are u gay??(((no ofesncse)))

I didn't know it was a thread from a deranged gay. You are still suffering from the reality that other guys are thrusting your butt, that's why you put gay in everything you say and going around calling everyone gay. Don't worry, your butt will heal, just that you don't keep it one place, you carry it around looking for a lost soul that will dig it. Smelly fool

MrCork:
TOO LATE TO APOLOGICE.!!!!
BROTHER U GAY..no excuses!!
: how can u say a mans lips is the same as womans lips....so when u kiss men, u think its ok becuzz the feel like womans lips? SHAME ON U & U MUST BE ARREESTED SIR. how dare u come to promote gayness on nairaland. dont u have shame? Please stop disgrasing Nigeria coz we dont have gays on nairaland except u sir. ...so u would kiss a man at 6am beliving u kissin woman?.
YOU NEED HELP SIR!!! ((no oofeincse))

Fool

MrCork:
Rrally??...so kissing woman on the lips is the same thing has kissing man on the lips...corrrrrrrect??.....are u ok sir!!

...WHY ARE YOU GAY? ((((((no oofencse))))

I thought you were reasonable. Talking rubbish makes you feel good. How did gay enter this discussion, or you just want to feel like a useless alpha male? I simply implied that the mouth of both genders are the same, cause you implied that a woman's mouth is not meant to smell in the morning. Nonsense

MrCork:
No no no no no..CAPITAL NO!!!!
...men are sopose to have bad breath sir....not women. Its not accceptable!!

Well, apart from the reproductive system, which mouth is not part of, I don't see how different a man is from a woman

MrCork:
Bad breath nko sir??

What about yours? Both bad breath mixes up to become one

MrCork:
...lets ignote toooooth brush & toooth paste for a seconds..

....Yes or No??

Deep French kiss o, I do kiss her earlier than that sef, including down there

EreluRoz:
Single mothers are getting married every Saturday except on nairaland. I see all nairaland guys as small boys kos of the way they reason. Yeye

If we count the good things you say or do in a year, e no reach -1
Nairaland small tiny girls with no future but single mothers thinking they have opinion in everything.

Very soon, we will have ramaphosa in tinubu's toilet

Taking pictures is one of Tinubu's greatest achievements, so, stay tuned as he hustles for his achievements

This picture just averted some kidnapping operation in kogi state

Papilagreen:
Pls what's the milage on tht car you posted?
Mine is less than 6000 milage so let's know your milage on that car you posted and let's go on from there that's how you value cars by price

No matter how low your mileage is, it is not worth double of the money for the car. You can't bring in market that you can't compete. No one asks you the mileage of your car, especially here in Nigeria, I previously showed you pics of 2022 model which is being sold for 65m here in naija. Are you saying that the value of your 2019 is higher than that of 2022? Bro, I think you should forget about naija, sell it your guys over there, when we buy all the cars here finish, we will come and beg you to squiz out time from your busy schedule and sell your brand new 2019 highlander

E get why toyota no fit sell 2019 highlander in 2024

Papilagreen:
Typo jor no mind me na my phone dey do multiple text no mind me I wan say 2019 lol my bad.
And I include shipping ND clearance to nigeria

Ok, let us agree that your phone typed 2022 when you were meant to type 2019 (guys, which phone allows auto correction for numbers?), 2019 highlander is not sold for 75m (see attached pics).

You said the car was not highlander, so which toyota in your pics above is not highlander? Was that typo too?

Being born as a Nigerian should be regarded as a disability. The army turtures "suspects" to death, same with police, now vigilante. We have no law in Nigeria and no one is coming to save you.
What's this rubbish? You terminate a human life because of a missing phone? And worst still, the victim is not guilty as charged? God will not allow this to happen to anyone close to me but if I am close to the victim I swear I will kill all of them one by one. Rubbish!!!

Papilagreen:
That's not a Toyota highlander bro and it's a 2022 model.
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See 2022 toyota highlander, and it is not 72m

Kindly correct me, which toyota do you have in that picture that is not highlander and costs 72m for "cheapest deal"?

Papilagreen:
First of all am sorry for the blurry not too clean photo it's already 9:20 pm here so it's begging to get cloudy and soon it will get dark.
I am a very busy person so this is the only time I had I use to drive the cars out the parking lot where it's stored.

So my friend and I want to sell our cars mine is the Toyota SUV the Benz and Cadillac belongs to him but we wanting to sell because we had plans in coming to nigeria this sallah but things didn't work out as planned. So we have decided to sell the car reason is because it's just taking up parking space where I pay $60 weekly for space and we dont have plans on coming anytime soon.

I won't be coming anytime soon till my daughter is 5 she is just 3 this decision I regret but anyways the moral of the summary is I want to sell them and reinvest into my business till I am ready to come back again

Serious buyers only DM me and we can talk further.
Ps I am a very busy man so I will just say this the cheapest car there is my Toyota and I am selling for 75 million naira it's the bomb so make me a good offer without wasting my time. Am a very busy man.

You heard naira is useless and you think it goes for 5k to a dollar that's why you think 2016 Toyota highlander is worth 75m

Our Nigerians abroad are so happy with the value of naira crashing everyday

I waited so long for this day, and still missed it

To think they were all referring to someone's wife
Her body her business. Next!!!

kunle4toyeyaho:
We know you are very bitter that you and your family are being ruled by Tinubu. Unfortunately for you,he would rule you to atleast 2027 by God's grace. Can I hear a resounding Amen?
There has been an improvement on insecurity unless you do not want to be truthful. So, a president that met paltry $3.7billion in foreign reserve and advance sale of crude oil is the one you are putting the whole blame on? He was a bit hasty to take some decisions but those decisions are necessary for survival of our economy.Are you saying he should continue borrowing money to pay for fuel subsidy?You need to go back and study your elementary economics.

Ok

kunle4toyeyaho:
You think governance is by speaking queen's english?

With your agbero English go and buy fuel for #140. With your agbero English, go and drive from Kaduna to borno. With your agbero English, go and apply for American visa. Your agbero English has been helping, please use it and leave my mention. Everything you say is correct. Your life is exactly the way it should be.

A party that left Osibanjo to pick Tinubu, is that not a disaster?? APC seems like they have a vendetta with Nigeria

Bonshak:
Please,car gurus which is better in terms of ruggedness, availability and affordability of parts and mechanics.

I was extremely close to getting that x3. It's a sweet ride, with lots of tech. But something most Nigerians ignore when buying a ride is the fuel type a car uses. No one or very few knows about this. X3 uses premium fuel which we don't have in this country. What that means is that putting regular fuel in the car is like a malnourished person. Do with this information whatever you like

I don't want to go into Ford, I have never checked it out. The reviews are not good and my father thought me to learn from the mistakes of others

Fearurcreeator:
Ode ni e ... Keep wasting away thinking you are doing one person .. you are only doing your self ... Time go don go before you realize... Una type no dey hear that word until una life scatter finish ... No face your life ... Dey troll for here up and down

Your tears is very sweet, cried so hard all the salt don finish, na chilled water remain

emilokon

Youths abroad dey compete on how to better human lives, naija youths dey measure the intensity of clap back between olosho and a mad man

The only good thing about the democracy day is the holiday
We practice modified pure sine wave democracy here

Even if Seyi like, let him slaughter an adult on live TV, you won't get a conviction. Naija politicians truly discovered gold in naija. The environment dey too conducive for corruption abeg

These guys carefully crafted their clout package

Clout day 1: hit the ground running
Day 2: announce engagement
Day 3: go and see chioma papa
Day 4: come back from chioma papa house
Day 5: spot chioma with davido family
Day 6: spot ring on chioma and davido hand
Day 7: announce traditional wedding
Day 8: go and see chioma papa
......... the list is endless

Naija really spoil