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For witches n Wizards, they will go for Broom because of transportation.

The only thing I like about broom is that, you can use it to flog the witch out of a witch or wizard.

Givers don't lack, so guys keep giving.

3cycle:
That fat thing number 2

You don't refer a living being as "thing"
you could say "that fat lady"
[code][/code]rude

Coming out of the closet.

Wrong

This politics game is something else. Adults behaving like toddlers. smh

lol, i pee on my first day.

condralbede:
I hv tried it,but its time to start searching.So will you gv me a trial

Finally she Stands To Lose Out making Heaven

condralbede:
What of you

Happily Single and not Searching.
You should try it.

jacksparrow1207:
Now, youve just been corrected

Gracious

It's a good piece, amidst the trials and tribulations. #ActionCongress

condralbede:
Waooo...That means I am in Open relationship be that.

Good to know.

jacksparrow1207:
No ma! It means 'im in a relationship but allowed to get into another one while still in the present one'

To me it's a NO RELATIONSHIP.

Open relationship.>>>>>>>No relationship.

samopeyemi:
Same here
Dat thing go dey worry for site o........except u are in office.
How do u cope amidst guys.

lol. We are all guys when it comes to engineering

samopeyemi:
Your own....as in d standard size
You know , 'BS 8110 STANDARD'....

Hahahaha am familiar with B'S standard you knw. Am a Civil engr.

MadCow1:
Me I love all... It's a mood thing.

Perfect gentleman

Wonder what you guys prefer, ....Big, Small, chubby or flat bosom.... hmmmm just thinking aloud.

Am a lover of not just Football but MANCHESTER UNITED. Not my fault was born into it.

Great News

The things i see on Nairaland are incredibly hilarious.

Datruggedman:
my frnd stopping sayin wat u dnt knw,wic problem has bin dia?

swithat, make research, read history, dig in.

adaybayor:
ole!!!, so the $20bil was stolen b4 2011 or is it the stella odua scam or the immigration scam. pls tell us.

series of cases like that my friend. Come 2020 money will still be stolen.

Go for series of test first, then we can start thinking of helping you.

musb92yahooco:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!

My friend those problems has been there for ages, it's just increasing as governance changes.

You can do the following when you have such Urge...
-Take a walk
-Drive round town (if you have a car)
-See a movie (make sure it's horror or war movie)
- Or try to sleep it off.

quote author=Thugnificent post=29667081]I grew up in a strong Christian family were I was indoctrinated to believe that fornication and masturbation is a sin. Now i'm in my early 20s and the urge to fornicate grows stronger and the only solution is masturbation which is also a "sin". So how do I relieve my self of the urge without comitting any sin?[/quote]

Two can play the game......

Maamin:
Does he get to explore the dept of yours too?

perfect guy ,however i have to see the size.

NOP

We really need to scrap out this police force.