₦airaland Forum

AmiableMosquito:
Random aimless shots by Iran to follow shortly

I don't support any side but one has to give MOSSAD their flowers. There is intelligence and there is intelligence.

Nigeria's NIA and DIA left the group chat. Common local bandits we never tackle with our so-called elite intelligence community. Na only to dey collect fat pay cheques them dey intelligent about. Lol

Checkwell:
Stale skit. Planned all along. They came with a camera to capture the skit.

Caaz:
Oh my poor nivea cream .Dude even added short bread biscuit.

Caaz:
I prepared this soup as Lunch with #2000, except for the chicken and grocery(eba).




Melon #1500
Sachet tomato #200
Redoil #300
Chicken....reared.
Ugu...
Curryleaf

DeeScan:
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She goes by caa.z or something now

iamnotillicit:
Hi Ahnie


I don't enjoy chicken if it's not fried...

Hossanahh:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my little sister and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on Friday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri and now the little garri that we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head this new year. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for kid sis please am a primary school teacher and a house painter, our mom is late and my dad has retired. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD in heaven come to your aid as you have come to ours. amen

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God Bless You

yang:
You mean our girlfriend

Ibecon:
If you believe this story, I have an ocean, a mountain, and a jar of wind to sell for you

theophorus:
Wetin you think?

DM make I send you Opay Details for #20M deposit.

theophorus:
Diaspora Remittance, that one self he good.

Make me self dey reason this Japa things.

Ps: who get 20Milla wen he no need make he DM for my Opay details, I Wan use the money runs some package.

Lalami3232:

Oga you're very very very very wrong, wicked and foolish for killing someone's child because she's cheating. Are you the first and only man who married a non-virgin aka borehole and she's cheating? You could have avoided it by silently divorcing her, rather than taking her life. She's your wife, not your personal property. Imagine the unimaginable pain that your wicked act must have caused this family. Oga, you must go for life imprisonment or death by hanging because you're a demon in human form. Two set of people I dislike most in my life are:
1. Rapist/pedophiles
2. Murders or women beaters
Now for those of you who married non-virgins aka boreholes, you ought to know what you signed for before getting married to them. Don't ever think that your preeq is the sweetest she has ever tasted, hence she will always want to have a taste of it once again even in marriage. So when marrying a non-virgin, you ought to have this at the back of your head.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

meobizy:
Everybody does what works for them. Don’t let people pressure you into a custom which you find pointless. Some men don’t toast, women fall for them. Some men toast for months on end before they catch a female. Some lay their cards on the table — telling the woman they want a good time and nothing else. Some gather many female friends, knowing fully well the one they want will profess her feelings. All different strategies, all with their degrees of success.

chatinent:
In Nigeria, this stage is a trap for some girls to render your life koboless. And it's not like you are even going to be the only applicant in the love job.

Imagine someone comparing what you can offer to what another can offer... "Somto dey drive Benz and he's promising me an iPhone and two Brazilian hair, and this one is busy telling him he'll love me with all his heart when he is still struggling to buy me common four sticks of snail of ₦15k. Na love I go chop?"

You sef no fear who fit chop four sticks of snail in one sitting! That's about 16 animals at once!

Now who is Somto? Somto is an internet scammer who picked $5k, bought a car and is spending the rest money finding HIVAIDs with his penis.

It is also a stage where you CAN be taken for a fool! I mean, yes. You can be kept as an option. Bisola will always say: "you can't keep all your eggs in one basket."

"We have sex so she can't be using me!" You can still be wiping and be used by her! Whoever told you sex is an indication of love! Just console yourself already!

That's not even to tell you the bitterest truth that a Nigerian girl can still love you very much and still many who is ready. Now you see the definition of "who is ready" must have money attached. Even the ones that add love, there's always money bending in one corner. Note, I don't really mean that you may be poor but who knows? What money cannot do, more money can do it.

Want another truth? You fit still dey struggle with talking stage make Bayo dey snub her messages after "collecting what he wants." It's the same Bayo who professed "Nkiru, I have many girls in my life and they don't really give me the vibes you give me. I will be Bayoside in everything." This is the same Nkiru heartbroken by spare parts expert Chinonso who she served as a sales girl for three years, before graduating to an understanding girlfriend. I mean, three years of "don't forgot to buy postinor. I don't want ploblems o."

Let me not even forget the fact that it seems like every time you meet a Nigerian lady, e bi like she's just coming out from a relationship like some popular customer who patronises a local airport. Very busy airport indeed!


My drunkard uncle will always advise that if you have a spec complex of wanting to marry a virgin. There's every tendency you will marry a lie. I mean, someone who will outsmart you until you join your ancestors yonder. So while having a spec is good, be cautious you fit too!

I hope I’m not still being a total buzzkill for you. If you're diving into the talking stage, just remember to set some boundaries—it's like putting up a friendly fence around your heart! Most guys tend to notice a woman's physical features right off the bat. You never even know her name, but you are already planning a memorable bedtime. And that's when you end up overlooking everything else that really matters. Let the talking stage just be the talking stage.

Smell nice, but don't push it. It's not an audition...it is a get-to-know. The first question that really matters is "what is your genotype" before "what would you like to eat." AVOID stupid pickup lines online...it makes you sound dumb. Go straight to the point that you want both of you to work things out and give a relationship a start. You and I know you are not romantic so stop the nonsense "Like Romeo and Juliet, I think God made you for me" gibberish. Just say what you want before ordering even meatpie.

Who says the talking stage has to happen at Chicken Republic with two charred chickens on the table, legs akimbo, and cutlery ready for battle? Not me! Not you too! Talking stage can happen in a zoo or recreation place where you folks can walk too!

But una guys like to monetise everything! And the girls don't disappoint to not be hungry! "Give me Amarula!" See your forehead like Amarula. Drink water abeg.


Stop monetizing what your mouth can deliver! Well, you know how it goes—during those early chats, a lot of guys seem to think that flashing their cash is the way to win a lady's heart. And many ladies use this opportunity to eat brunch, lunch, crunch, sunch, dunch, munch, and save in their reservoir.
Then I think it really shouldn't be called a talking stage, right? It ought to be a financial analysis naw.

Me I am a local man and na advice I dey give.

I will advise that if you are ready for marriage, leave the wooing and let the friendship work on its own. Yeah, I understand you'll say how but it can also work if you know your onions.. Focus and invest only on marriage-driven relations in Nigeria...every other thing is a waste of time.

Goodluck on your journey.

For the lawyers and judges of public opinion, before you attack me, ask for my account details and send your attack as a narration.

Thanks for your understanding.



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dynicks:
with faces covered I guess

dynicks:
Be like say we plenty for this thread!.....we suppose form union like this oooo!.....but the issue go be say; who go come dey attend meetings; since most if not all of us no dey like show ourselves in public

Dostum:
Hello, l believe you directed me to send a private message about the Sickler hunting wife post l made, so text me...Thanks.

Dostum:
I'm 31, l work online and l'm AA. But as a kind-hearted somebody, l feel like marrying a Sickler, cus to me marrying AA or AS is almost like l'm wasting my AA. I'm also a kind of adventurist, who loves doing something different from others. So if you're a Sickler looking for hubby, kindly indicate, let's talk. You must not be more than 30 oo, and you must have something doing, so we can build together...
Shalom...

Positiveme2020:
Nice to know ,I share same qualities like your brother. I pick all calls even with time difference.

pocohantas:
Everyone close to me can unlock my phone, but I have emergency contacts on my homescreen.
When it is locked, you see them listed out. Someone once picked my phone and called the first number which was my brother.

The main emergency happens with strangers because your loved ones should know who to call with their phones during emergency.

Attached;
At the bottom is my emergency contact. If you swipe, it would bring out the full list. I put my brother first because he never misses a family call. I give him that. Even if you two are fighting, he must pick your call! Call him by 2:30am, he would pick!

Numendy:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my little sister and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on Thursday last week. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since on Friday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for kid sis please am a primary school teacher and a house painter, our mom is late and my dad has retired. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD in heaven come to your aid as you have come to ours. amen
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skuribeebo:
On my family WhatsApp group na only when we want to fight we dey use am.

Sonnobax15:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders......Hope y'all are having a nice day + flexing on the harmattan season that's already gotten it's aroma allover the place?

So, recently,I was added to my primary school WhatsApp group......It's been over 20 years since we left primary school and it was indeed a good time to have a flashback of the memories of how and who we used to be back then as kids,under the same roof of the same classroom as classmates....

The reason for the reunion came about as a result of the fact that one of our classmates was about getting married....It was indeed a fun-filled moment as we were already vibing and reminiscing on our past

Suddenly,I began to notice how some guys were showcasing and boasting about how they have made it in life.....Some were even posting pictures of their expensive cars and beautiful houses....I was really happy for them,at least for seeing those whom I grew up with making it to the top...It actually gave me joy as I hoped to make it like them someday too


But then again,what really killed my joy was when one of them started to call out the names of those who used to take from the first to third positions in class ...The annoying part was that he sent it via voice note and was like mocking us about not being successful yet like those of them who were considered as the dullards back then in school.....I felt really pissed off😡. The fun was brutally murdered instantly and I began to notice how many people started to exit the group one after the other 😔. I wasn't left out cuz I also made sure I dusted my shoes and left too before they would post the pictures of me riding my keke ...what was supposed to bring us together only ended up disintegrating us further and made us felt like we were losers . As a matter of fact, I've vowed never to be a member of any WhatsApp group from henceforth . Cuz it seems these guys are only out to add more pains to people's depression

Have anyone experienced this kind of scenario before?