₦airaland Forum

N3TRAL:
The most worrisome story of the executive transition is the sincere belief of 21st century dwellers that a Nigerian President of Muslim faith will not be sworn in because prophets of the Christian faith assured them the man will neither win elections nor be sworn in.

Always remember when your Pastor makes a proclamation that there are over a hundred million Muslims who do not even believe that your pastor communicates with a powerful God. It is the very evidence against any possible truth in monotheism.

There is no God in modern warfare.
There is no God is politics.
There is no God in sports.


There's nobody out there to execute your wishful thinking. Pay your dues and win the prize.

I concur 100% with the line in bold.

ntyce:
You driving a car of almost $100,000 without fire extinguisher.
Even if insured, the insurance company shouldn't pay a dime.

In fact, the owner should be arrested.

Exactly my thought. Ordinary 🔥 extinguisher the owner don't have.

The Arab guy has nicely passed the message.

Rahkman:
Because they want to snap pics in front seat of car

Empty head. Lol That your sketch don make me laugh tire 😜

id4sho:
Lawlessness
-our land
-our oyel

And "na we get this town". Lol

Krublog:
There was a time when certain section of the Nigerian sycophantic public would have book center spread in national dailies to celebrate their "amiable" friend, brother, senator and colleague.

Today, if you see one daily advert celebrating Ike, quote me for the least 2k.

Thanks

They are all Asslickers.

alfa666:
what should i do with news now?

Show empathy... It doesn't cost a thing .

Jecci:
Thank God for your life.... but you should try to go for a check-up ASAP.

That was how I had a free fall at home four years ago and I just took pain Killers everything was gone the next week. Went about my business as usual now that has come back to haunt me because on that same leg I have done three orthopedic surgeries all high risk still yet I haven't corrected the leg.

The pains I feel on the leg is out of here, I can't climb stairs or even walk a distance of 10 mins anymore.

That nasty fall changed everything about my life and I have still not recovered from it. My kneecap was affected. So you see you need to go run x-ray and scan as soon as possible. If you have money for a CT scan please spare because you said your head was impacted heavily so as to rule out internal bleeding.

See fine girl like me at my young age wey I think say everything perfect for my body dey do shakara dey go at this point everything has gone out of the window. I can't function the way I am supposed to.
It is really limiting me alot. Was supposed to get married this year but everything went South 90% because of the leg. His family shifted his mind and him too started acting up. So my dear please take care of your health. Don't take it for granted.
Just that one fall I had that I didn't take serious the resulting effect is dealing with me so badly

Very touching. It will be fine someday.

ravensckar:
In all honesty, most Nigerian doctors are perverts. When you hear them narrating their sexcapades ehn, you'll feel horrified. People wey don see women finish, wey women no suppose freak them again.

That was how one was examining my wife. He said; 'Sister, na your husband boxer you wear ni? Wetin do your pants?'. My wife was like wtf?

Tufia!

And you where there listening to the rubbish? Give him better, Stupid Doctor.

OboOlora:
Fuxk Nairaland, it has messed my tribal psyche
See d way I rushed to check the name hoping to be surprised but nah, they must develop HaySheah😭

Funny Pix on your profile.

Abebi675:
Please don't be angry with me for posting this here i am in need of a help i just gave a birth but it was so unfortunate we lost the dad of my kid and since then we have been going through a lots of sufferness and with no any helpings hand, please try to help us and may almighty God in his powers shall never take away all what you have and you are seeing in your life that is always making you to feel proud and be excited in this life amen, pls even if it's for us to eat my accnt is, Access b, ank 16 77 15 17 61 Janet Jacob

Seun, mods what's happening here,?

isaiahethan:
Forum of hate , tribalism, failed individuals, bitterness, frustration, joblessness. All in nairaland

Too bad . And the Mods has failed to do there jobs appropriately.

[quote author=ogelekpomgam post=123012765][/quote]Minding his business lol

tojujack:
<i>tag</i>!

I need this , can u put me through?

Lexusgs430:
₦8.5 billion........

Only one man....... Nigeria is in trouble.....

I shock too, Nigeria is gone, it is irredeemable.

Victera:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

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Faith
First Bank

Hahahahaha, u never get tired of this? U keep doing this with different monikers.

slimjohn2k5:
Chaii mumu nafdac when suppose form say dey still dey investigate so the price go drop.

They have been settled so they don't give a damm.

Brightfuture21:
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6. Best Crypto tips.
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Hope this will pass the message .

Jocic:
I'm not a scammer but will never give up

And I too will never give up once I see you open new account to continue scamming. U are a notorious fraudster. For how long will you be doing this?

Wickedfacts:
With her face like Obi's shoe

Hahahah, I just dey laugh . Very funny.

Utty44:
Hmmm... God will give u directive sir. I'm pained tonight because someone here on Nairaland refused to help me when I told him dat my two year old daughter is sick and needs 2thousands to buy drugs for her which I don't have presently. He said he won't help me simply because I am OBIDIENT( seen on my profile)

Another format.

Cooolme:
Lol do you stay in Nigeria?


MODIFIED...
Why are some of you attacking me?
Let me give you a breakdown...
I eat #1500/meal 3 times a day
Gen fueling #1500 everyday
Data subscription
To mention few...
Y'all calling me 'liar' seems it's everyone that is poor in Nigeria.
I'm not even rich yet, just little expenditures everyone is shouting .
Note also; I'm not a womaniser.

People won't understand, I spent 16k for pms yesterday, 12k for the car and 4k for gen.
Then I went to the mall, spent 25k .
Today now I have spent 12k to buy some food stuff.And other miscellaneous.And I eat out occasionally
Note . I live alone

lavylilly:
33,000 liters for house hold
Corporate 33m liters

Joker.

lavylilly:
Impossible, Nigerians are very docile, it will be =N=700/800 per liter. Stock up

How many liters of pms can one stock.?

Endeared:
Possibly Two Nairalanders..future uniport cxltists

SUG president with pot belly

He refused to graduate.

meum:
See drum stick(s)

Na him be tolotolo laps.

Queendera:
Lols.

No one deserves to loose 50% of their wealth simply because they fell in love.

I thought love is free?

If you divorce, simply move on with what you have and maybe make arrangements for the kids. If this type of women and laws don't exist, he won't be taking this extreme measures to protect himself.

Golddiggers are not lovers and do not deserve pity

Yes. I said what I said

Coming from a sensible woman. God bless women like you.

Finquas:
HOw is getting a glass so u able to see words properly and comprehend a dirty word,, that seun osewa should ban ?? And den leave one who uses gutter words without restraints here!! Una go get sense one faithful day

Faceless forum. Type what you like.

Finquas:
Oga if u need glasses to read.. I will gladly give u money to buy one.. I said I look exactly like him.. read through properly what I sent to you before rushing to tag . You even boldly highlighted what I said and yet can't comprehend?? Nawa for some children of............

It has not come to using dirty words, I never said anything wrong.
You will give me money for glasses? I don't blame Nairaland , a faceless forum, where even the ones that live in gutters can post anything.

ObalendeCMS:
How can one know if the child is truly one’s without necessarily carrying out a dna test?

My grandma gave me some hints on how to recognize some traits in a new born.

Abeg give us update