₦airaland Forum

Pells:
U no go allow guy man bomb
If na girl, you no go talk
SIMPle man

What has the bolded got to do with the comment. Or you just follow the crowd.
And check my previous posts , I detest beggars be you male or female.

harmony75:
I'm afraid for the safety of you and your baby leave them.. So sad what most men makes their wives go through I have experienced it he joined hands and they gave it to me wotowoto �� just keep yourself safe from the irresponsible man �

Eyah , sorry

Ikennaford:
I keep saying this, real men don't cheat, but keep our options open, nothing deh pussy, is just not discipline, that's why women are emotionally stronger than men..
I'm just looking at the innocent kid, I almost shed tears

@bolded . You are correct my guy.

Pickmycall:
Can your help me with a token.I will appreciate.GTB 0004942541

Na waoh. Just like that.

visijo:
Before agreeing to marry him, go to his family house and check their head sizes.
labour room is not a play ground.�

Who be this? Nairalanders, Una no go kill person oh .

Anyiamaka:
Ok. Continue

Hahahaha,U did all using Google translate.

gasparpisciotta:
Money miss road

Trying so hard to be recognized, we hope by this time next year we won’t be sharing tales of woe...

no capping

This Nairaland no go kill person oh. That picture says alot.

Anyiamaka:
You can write all these languages. I don't know you but I love you!!!

Not a Big deal, u can do it using Google translate

ValCon888:
Tomorrow if we say Nigerian women have nothing to offer, they'll say we are haters.

The only reason why the typical Nigerian woman will buy this product is because she uses her body as a commodity for the transaction of sexual goods and services.

Tomorrow they'll complain about being seen as sex objects, but they continue to sexualize themselves.

Ironically, it was the flat-assed Chinese woman that designed this product for the chicken-brained Nigerian woman to wear.

The bolded is nothing but the truth.

Moh247:





First transparent EFCC auction I have seen


Before na Malami and Magu dey Sabi all information



.

I don't believe this is transparent, they should have created a platform where the bids will be done online and everyone sees what's going on Like Regal auction.

ekenetheorg:
Only when they do it online will I trust the system. Create a platform anyone can register and get verified, make deposit and be able to participate freely in the auction. If not, I'm sure this event will be riddled with corruption as usual.

Don't mind them, they should go and learn from Regal auction .

Moh247:
I believe relationship is a give and take issue

I give resources to get affection and Intimacy


Can I also bill her sex, romance intimacy and show of affection in return for my kindness just to be sure she's willing to offer more than a platonic friendship

Or the billing is for women only


.

30+ women know the game is over.

obinnazy:
Everything you've typed here will fall on deaf ears..
Most guys in love are destined for destruction.
Imagine guys placing their gfs on monthly allowance while their mothers are always taking pretty loans from online loan apps

Seriously, some guys are big fools.

4tomandchi:
People wonder how celebrities make their money this is one of the way they help politicians launder money ���

U are on point.

jamesbridget13:
I hope setraco weren't d contractors o

No, it's Julius Berger. Anything wrong with setraco?

Thebigheart:
Madam, don't try to de-market someone means of livelihood.

The headlines says, they are trying to hack into POS platform. They're not POS agent.

She rushed to make a comment, when she didn't read the story.

Zimzy:
There is nothing to defy in the first place. The federal government is gradually increasing pump price and the best way to do it and not attract protest is to allow scarcity and thereby make the people to be willing to pay higher to acquire some fuel.

You are right, that is what they really want. The scarcity will end once the target price is attained.

SeunTheOwner:
Honestly

Zeroly, or by default, I depend on God

Firstly, I have reduced my food expenses by 33% and I am planning to reduce it to 50% to 40% then invest in taking supplements instead. By this I will eat less and still have more body nutrients.

Secondly, I have stop lending people money. Except those who have reputation for returning as promised. I don Kala this days

Thirdly, I don't have or plan to keep any *God forsaken girlfriend* Holinessforever

Forthly, I don't impress people with what I have or don't have and I don't live a fake life.

Sixthly, I don't spend my data on watching porn. That is the fastest way people lose money unconsciously. Imagine a N5k worth of data to watch some God unloving naked people.

Seventhly, I have stayed away from sport betting.

I eight not to say this but, I'm still grinding hard everyday, sleep 5 hours a day, doing 2 jobs, but 3 at the moment.


Modified:
Since people loved my opinion, I want to add more.
Lastly, I am Voting [url=havoya.org]Major Hamza Al-Mustapha[/url]the presidential candidate of AA Action Alliance because he is the most intelligent and knowledgeable among all the presidential candidates.

At the age of 34, he became the Chief Security Officer of the President, he was the finest Officer and till date Nigeria has never a personnel like him. Nigeria government imprisoned him for another man's sin yet, the same government was still consulting him for security advice while still incaserated.

He know more about Nigeria problems and solutions more than any other. Give him the chance to prove his worth.

U can say that again,very smart guy. I remember him answering questions at optua panel.

Ofadaman:
When a child behaves differently, you take them to the hospital or psychiatric home not a DNA test center, the very fact that that was her first place she chose clearly shows that she has doubt about the paternity of the child, she also must have noticed a resemblance with the true father (the one she cheated with).

For those that are yet to take their "Fear women " daily capsule , I'd advice you go down to the closest chemist

Laugh wan kill me.

Mourinho24:
Good day my informed Nairalanders!

There's an email I got from Kenneth Okonkwo anLP spokesperson that I have won a certain prize of hp laptop and tv for being among those selected for a birthday wish to him.

Right now, I'm confused cos I called one Mr. Sunday delivery and he is asking me to send some money for him to waybill what I have won to me.

My question is, no another scam be this? Has anyone here gotten an email like that? Pls, I need your responses. Thanks and God bless.

Are u not Smart Scam !!! Scam!! Scam!

MALIGNANTGuest:
BOY wey never fit Comb head well
Hmmmmmmmm

So u see am.?

Bgvav6gah:
Yooooooo!
Let me teach you how to close greedy white clients, and Earn in dollars starting today with Instagram!!!
I've got Proofs attached too...

SCAMMER

branham890:
when did u buy your sim??

Does it matter??

branham890:
So where is the 20gb?
The screenshot is from an Airtel sim

Using Airtel SIM dial *141#
Then it will display
1 my offer
2 my area, choose this and u get the next page to activate your 20gb for 3 thousand.

Note: I just opened your eyes. Remember to thank me

APOSTLECHUMA:
Wole Soyinka learn from Tai Solarin who was an atheist, while here on earth. Tai didn't believe in God but his last words while he was dying in his sick bed in a Lagos hospital, was "God help me" Before one's death angels or demons will surround the person to welcome the person home and Tai cried out unto God whom he didn't believe in to help him when he saw the demons coming to welcome him into the spiritual wicked world for not believing in his Maker.

And you witnessed all this or hear say

branham890:
Glo 1k for 6gb
Dm me if Interested

Airtel offers 20gb for 3k

Brownshoe:
An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back,
"Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole."

The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here.

Wisdom

bigtt76:
Nice one but always stuff the chicken with either mashed potatoe mixed with spices and line the oven tray with baking sheet and foil then slice onions, fresh pepper and tomatoes to provide moisture to the chicken when roasting. It will come out better.

Correct, u know the drill.

Vyzz:
When divorce dey..

I wonder oh.

Moh247:



Na wa oo, there is always a way out, don't let her fustrate you...

While you have it at the back of your mind that divorce is inevitable in the nearest future, due to incompatibility

Limit your investment on her, both emotional and financial... Just see her like a room mate, or someone under your care

Try and avoid having kids or more kids, infact deliberately push for a family planning, so that in case of divorce, the billing won't wreck you

Ditch your wedding ring when you are out of the house and start looking for a younger side chick., You'd be amazed at how young girls love married men .

The intresting part is side chick are cheaper than all this lability housewife, and they are always humble and caring, because they hope to get married to you some day and turn monster like your wife.

A low budget small girl side chick with just 10k weekly and some urgent 2k, would knack you, cook for you and practically adore you

Once your wife start noticing you are more lively and less miserable, you are chatting all through the night with your side chick and you are looking good, she would panic and have a change of heart

Ohh!! And remember Polygamy is perfectly normal in Africa, the white man only decieved you with the idea of one man one woman just to turn you to simp and also turn you to Bobrisky

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I feel you Bro,but the Koko na that picture below.

szczescie:
Tell them please, Most Advise has its targeted audience oh.

Look, If you are a billionaire or a multimillionaire as in you earn millions per month PLEASE don’t leave Nigeria.

I have worked and schooled all over Nigeria in bank, law firms, federal and state government levels and as a lawyer I can tell you if you are rich or you have connections you can talk, buy or beg your way out of jail, out of tax, out of most small and medium every day problems and even more, you can get away with a lot. Life is easier for you in Nigeria you can pay to cut lines in bank and cut corners in most places, protocols bend for you.

That is why Agbaje and his likes Will say NO NEED TO LEAVE NIGERIA he is right but it’s only For him and those in his financial bracket.

But for me and you on naira land the everyday normal, average salary earner who doesn’t have phone numbers of Governors, Ministers, IG of police on their phone, who has no money for ransom saved somewhere in case, for us who earn peanuts I mean you earn less than 250k a month for working full time 6am to 6pm (plus hold up) and the fact that even your spare time belongs to your boss or job based on respect for those in authority and elder and no job anywhere, everyone wants your job. So you go out of your way to add jara just to please your boss. It’s our culture. And despite all that your rent takes up half or more than half of your salary. Hmmm…. Agbaje’s Advise is not for us oh

People like you and me can FLEE (but please do it legally don’t go through desert you may end up paying those Libyans millions of naira to free you from their cells. And that’s even if you survive the Sahara desert. So please flee but do it legally and be ready to work hard as hard as you’ve been working in Naija things will go well for you just remove shame from your eye and be willing to work. You will be respected and you will be paid well and on time.

No mind agbaje and his likes, his advice is for those in his financial bracket.

Very true , u nailed it.

pocohantas:
Nice, but I want 2018 GLE 450.

I’ll protect it like this after purchase.

See caging .