They are similar to names from South South

You will hear names like Fine Face, Governor, God is Good, E Get Why, Long John, O' Fine etc.

check they are all meaningful names

lol
met one named "Sometimes"

If we translate some people's native names to their meaning in English ,it will also be funny.

I was once involved in the fresh enrolment of military pensioners by DMP. Everybody that got posted to Warri laughed and laughed over the names of those old men.
eg. Khaki Badagri.

RoyalBlu:



Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..

U get sense

Very Important Person for life

Eeee...

If this people clap back.....

Let me quickly move to Saturn.

And

Some of the local names may come out like that if we translate them.

KosiGee:
I saw two Zambians there and the rest Namibians.

Not different from some Niger Delta Nigerian names.

I've seen someone with hospital as name in Bayelsa. But by the way oyibo self dey bear funny names . Eg drinkwater, fr sandal, sandalwood, fr carrot, I've also heard Churchill etc

Bomboclat...

You will even see Lockdown

femi4:
Colonisation turned them to mumu

Nigerians attach too much meaning to names.. Whites bear Bush, Wood, Glass, etc.

Nigerians want to bear Wealth, Blessing, etc becus they think a name will make u rich and blessed

I dislike people giving odd names to their children.If you are bereft of ideas just name the child Love.

Akaegwu:
THE NIGERIAN VERSION.
PRIYE HOSPITAL
EPKEMUKPERE GOVERNMENT
BISOLA BUHARI BAD
I LOVE VULTURE GRILLING
BUHARI FATHER'S MANNA LESS. ETC.

poisoned audio BBQ

These are funny

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What an interesting time to be alive.........

What is in a name?!

EVERYTHING!!

The life of a morally bankrupt human can only end up in destruction. Take note of that, Eriggs, alias NLpolicewoman.n

Very hilarious indeed

Yall shut up and mind your 4kn business,they are in a far better country than your kwantiri...

My own name is "I need a Twitter account" to buy... Plz 3k followers and above ASAP

Inferiority complex of the Africans after colonisation by invading imperialists.

I am sure say if dem be Nigerians, children born within the last couple of years go get names like:
Why-Buhari
Nigeria Na Wa
End-Buhari
End-Sars
God Forbid Buhari
Thunder Fire Buhari
Thunder Fire Army
Tinubu Na Were
God bless Igboho
Kanu Na Godsent
Restructuring Na Scam
Fulani Na Were
Herdsmen Trouble
Kidnapping Go Pay
Banditry Na Correct
Fear North
Next Level Don Kill me
APC Na Scam
Change Don Tire Me
Ogun Go Kill Femmy Adesina
Na Sango Go Kill Lie Mohammed
We Don Enter One Chance
RUGA For Life

RoyalBlu:



Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..

END OF THE LINE

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Really funny.

I believe tho, it's the English translation of their first names.


*Most parents tend to name their children after the circumstances prior to their birth.

Imagine that one up there named "Roadblock"

What comes to mind? ..
[/qu. Very funny people.

Those are not their real names, that was caused by a bug in the software used for the ID production.

I once had school mates whose names are "Fineboy Remember" and "Johnson Aeroplane".

Maybe the guy named "Roadblock" was borned in Nigeria. We have more roadblocks than hospitals in Nigeria.

I love the name 'Doesnt Matter'. .. nothing really matter..TBVH

Lol @
Because
No- More War

Like seriously? These are names?