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Debra911:
I love carpenters

I Love you too, let's get married and make babies... a lot of them

calmnquiet:
Hope you doing great?

Totally. You?

Offpoint1:
I Love you too, let's get married and make babies... a lot of them

Just like that

Debra911:
Just like that

Tell me the steps to take

Offpoint1:
Tell me the steps to take

Hahaha , finally you're crazy

Debra911:
Hahaha , finally you're crazy

Loool, I know step one is asking you out, I don't see need for that... We're not under 18 anymore, asking out is for teens and making babies is for adults

Offpoint1:
Loool, I know step one is asking you out, I don't see need for that... We're not under 18 anymore, asking out is for teens and making babies is for adults

My lover is on NL, he'll be angry with you

Debra911:
My lover is on NL, he'll be angry with you

What if I kidnap him?

Offpoint1:
What if I kidnap him?

Pls don't

PrimadonnaO:
Totally. You?

Great

Debra911:
Pls don't

Too late

Offpoint1:
Too late

He might kidnap you first though

Debra911:
He might kidnap you first though

Let's forget about him and talk us, if he was serious with you you should have been carrying twinset by now
I'm here now, open your arms wide and take me in.

Offpoint1:
Let's forget about him and talk us, if he was serious with you you should have been carrying twinset by now
I'm here now, open your arms wide and take me in.

Cos I'm not ready to carry twinset.

Debra911:
Cos I'm not ready to carry twinset.

Okay, let's forget twins for now... Next year is still there. Let's settle with whatever comes I'll do my best.

You better stop that relationship motivation or whatever ����the number 2 ���...Do you know who I am ?

MejiLoyon:
1. Have very high expectations.

2. Don't be tolerant. He can't talk to you anyhow na. If he says anything you don't like shout at him. Put him in his place

3. Report him to people if he messes up. If she angers you bring it on social media. Let us deliberate on it and thrash it thoroughly. We will use our lenses to pinpoint the issue and drag the person at fault. At least a problem shared they say is a problem solved.

4. Move in with him or her. Both of you should stay together for a long time so that you can have a feel of marriage life. If possible bring your family along. Redesign the house and make it suit your taste. Your privacy should be intruded.

5. If you're following number 4 then this should be important. Money issues should be handled mathematically. I bring a percentage and you bring a percentage. We must stick to that o or wahala go shele. If you must buy something make sure it stays within the budget. Everything must be accounted for.

6. Never stop complaining. For God's sake how will things change when you don't complain.. nag all day. Keep hammering on that thing you don't like. It must change.

7. Everything can be settled on bed. Use your genital as a weapon. If he messes up don't open . He will come to his senses. If she misbehaves start seeing other people. Deny her you rod. She must beg.

8. Never apologize. It makes you weak. Be strong and be proud. Even if youre wrong the apology must come from your partner. Shey you and him na mate ni? Oga apologize else this is over

The list is endless but manage these ones. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out.

Never forget one thing ,your happiness alone matters. If you're not happy about the whole thing walk away. Why work on a relationship when there are better alternatives outside. Why work on that lady with medium sized yansh when there are solid ikebes out there with better character. Why manage with that guy with a muzzle when there are men with benzes that will follow you once you wink at them. Tule jare. You move!

Them no dey tell person.

Feel free to add yours.

Lolachef:
You better stop that relationship motivation or whatever ����the number 2 ���...Do you know who I am ?

We know who you are...keep calm

����please be sincere to yourself and your followers Mr Relationship Coach..'Do you know who I am'?

MejiLoyon:
We know who you are...keep calm

ADEMALAIKA2:
Is that your picture on your profile ?

Yes

Oyiboman69:
Jennifer!!!!

Sir?

JenniferAkpamu:
Yes

Who is the owner of those breasts ?

ADEMALAIKA2:
Who is the owner of those breasts ?

Stop asking stupid questions.