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How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Nobody: 12:04pm On Mar 04, 2021 |
1. Have very high expectations. 2. Don't be tolerant. He can't talk to you anyhow na. If he says anything you don't like shout at him. Put him in his place 3. Report him to people if he messes up. If she angers you bring it on social media. Let us deliberate on it and thrash it thoroughly. We will use our lenses to pinpoint the issue and drag the person at fault. At least a problem shared they say is a problem solved. 4. Move in with him or her. Both of you should stay together for a long time so that you can have a feel of marriage life. If possible bring your family along. Redesign the house and make it suit your taste. Your privacy should be intruded. 5. If you're following number 4 then this should be important. Money issues should be handled mathematically. I bring a percentage and you bring a percentage. We must stick to that o or wahala go shele. If you must buy something make sure it stays within the budget. Everything must be accounted for. 6. Never stop complaining. For God's sake how will things change when you don't complain.. nag all day. Keep hammering on that thing you don't like. It must change. 7. Everything can be settled on bed. Use your genital as a weapon. If he messes up don't open . He will come to his senses. If she misbehaves start seeing other people. Deny her you rod. She must beg. 8. Never apologize. It makes you weak. Be strong and be proud. Even if youre wrong the apology must come from your partner. Shey you and him na mate ni? Oga apologize else this is over The list is endless but manage these ones. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out. Never forget one thing ,your happiness alone matters. If you're not happy about the whole thing walk away. Why work on a relationship when there are better alternatives outside. Why work on that lady with medium sized yansh when there are solid ikebes out there with better character. Why manage with that guy with a muzzle when there are men with benzes that will follow you once you wink at them. Tule jare. You move! Them no dey tell person. Feel free to add yours. 72 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by sylve11: 12:08pm On Mar 04, 2021 |
just imagine the stress wey you wan load on your brain because of relationship matter......... 144 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Kriss216: 12:09pm On Mar 04, 2021 |
9. Always demand for "urgent 2k". 104 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by InfernoNig: 12:40pm On Mar 04, 2021 |
Don't be unfortunate. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Nobody: 1:02pm On Mar 04, 2021 |
Yell at her in public. That is the only way people will know you're the man in charge. 102 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Mide3367: 7:11pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
Openly flirt, beat her publicly, lie to her, treat her like trash. Surprisingly, she will love u more 75 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by mgdimagaladima(m): 8:48pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
No time |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by obinna58(m): 10:50pm On Mar 05, 2021 |
When she fvk up don't forget to slap that ass very well when fvking, take it personal and show not pity slap it until it turns red. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Ishilove: 2:31pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
obinna58:Dem use fuxk swear for una 108 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by LordDarius(m): 2:33pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
This hot afternoon on top vagina n preek matter... kia 6 Likes |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by thatsleepboy1: 3:56pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Nothing wey Ashtaroth (Queen of heaven) no go see for Abaddon hand fa 3 Likes |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by KingZaddy(m): 4:00pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
thatsleepboy1:where did you hear those names 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by thatsleepboy1: 4:09pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
KingZaddy: we gather dey advanced Bang Drills together. lol. why asking? are you familiar with the names? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by KingZaddy(m): 4:21pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
thatsleepboy1:demon names 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by nuelyoyo(m): 5:41pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Sarcasm at its highest. 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by luminouz(m): 7:53pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Too long a write-up How to crash a Nigerian born and bred relationship? Na three words answer!! Just be broke!!! 74 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by iamyemiakins(m): 7:54pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Holy SIMP! 2 Likes |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Movieguru(m): 7:54pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Haa |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by emmabest2000(m): 7:54pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Just reply her question like the man in picture below, while she will be expecting Easter gifts Then ....booom The relationship don crash be that 12 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Legalcriminal: 7:54pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
I’m single anyway in case you like a tall boy don’t be shy to quote/mail me. 1 Like
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Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Commonguy(m): 7:55pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
is that all 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Chukabiz(m): 7:55pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
It's well |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by bigfish3k: 7:55pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
I don't have anything to add |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by DropsMic(m): 7:55pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Hmm |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by PrimadonnaO(f): 7:55pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
I've had a good laugh! The sarcasm!!! To add to the list: Don't cut your partner any slack. Table every matter! Make a very fine mountain out of the littlest of things. C'mon your partner ought to be perfect and always at an A-game! They always have to think like you, too. Start practising early to be a model wife. Leave your house first thing in the morning to goan clean his house and launder all his clothes... fill up the entire ropes in the compound. Ensure you prepare and serve complicated dishes in his house every time, especially when his friends are around. Keep letting him know that your options are open, and that there are way better prospects in your radar. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by mooremoney(m): 7:56pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
This relationship matter no dey tire una? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Offpoint1: 7:56pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Too much grammar for something you should have simply said: 1. Don't send urgent 2k again 2. Don't give vag*na again And watch 98% relationship die natural death 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by slawormiir: 7:56pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Damnnn niggarrrr Isoright 1 Like |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Kingpele(m): 7:56pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
People who are not even married for few years will turn themselves into imaginary relationship experts,those ones listed can't crash a relationship between two fools,I have seen where a guy and his in-house girlfriend will fight themselves with bottles only for them to smoke weed together later in the evening, in our compound when I was still in the university 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Gammfreak(m): 7:56pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
I luv dz |
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Birdeyeview: 7:56pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Legalcriminal:and your moniker is legalcriminal 8 Likes 2 Shares
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