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Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Offpoint1: 8:48am On Mar 23, 2021
Debra911:

I love carpenters grin
I Love you too, let's get married and make babies... a lot of them grin
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by PrimadonnaO(f): 10:19am On Mar 23, 2021
calmnquiet:


Hope you doing great?


Totally. You?
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Debra911(f): 1:42pm On Mar 23, 2021
Offpoint1:

I Love you too, let's get married and make babies... a lot of them grin
Just like that
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Offpoint1: 2:56pm On Mar 23, 2021
Debra911:

Just like that
Tell me the steps to take cheesy
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Debra911(f): 4:11pm On Mar 23, 2021
Offpoint1:

Tell me the steps to take cheesy
Hahaha , finally you're crazy
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Offpoint1: 6:51pm On Mar 23, 2021
Debra911:

Hahaha , finally you're crazy
Loool, I know step one is asking you out, I don't see need for that... We're not under 18 anymore, asking out is for teens and making babies is for adultsgringrin
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Debra911(f): 7:17pm On Mar 23, 2021
Offpoint1:

Loool, I know step one is asking you out, I don't see need for that... We're not under 18 anymore, asking out is for teens and making babies is for adultsgringrin
My lover is on NL, he'll be angry with you grin
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Offpoint1: 7:27pm On Mar 23, 2021
Debra911:
My lover is on NL, he'll be angry with you grin
What if I kidnap him?
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Debra911(f): 7:42pm On Mar 23, 2021
Offpoint1:

What if I kidnap him?
Pls don't cheesy
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by calmnquiet(m): 7:58pm On Mar 23, 2021
PrimadonnaO:


Totally. You?

Great
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Offpoint1: 8:41pm On Mar 23, 2021
Debra911:
Pls don't cheesy
Too late

Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Debra911(f): 8:49pm On Mar 23, 2021
Offpoint1:

Too late
He might kidnap you first though
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Offpoint1: 9:11pm On Mar 23, 2021
Debra911:

He might kidnap you first though
Let's forget about him and talk us, if he was serious with you you should have been carrying twinset by nowcheesy
I'm here now, open your arms wide and take me in.
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Debra911(f): 9:23pm On Mar 23, 2021
Offpoint1:

Let's forget about him and talk us, if he was serious with you you should have been carrying twinset by nowcheesy
I'm here now, open your arms wide and take me in.
Cos I'm not ready to carry twinset. undecided
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Offpoint1: 9:50pm On Mar 23, 2021
Debra911:

Cos I'm not ready to carry twinset. undecided
Okay, let's forget twins for now... Next year is still there. Let's settle with whatever comescheesy I'll do my best.
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Lolachef(f): 10:08pm On Mar 23, 2021
You better stop that relationship motivation or whatever ����the number 2 ���...Do you know who I am ?
MejiLoyon:
1. Have very high expectations.

2. Don't be tolerant. He can't talk to you anyhow na. If he says anything you don't like shout at him. Put him in his place

3. Report him to people if he messes up. If she angers you bring it on social media. Let us deliberate on it and thrash it thoroughly. We will use our lenses to pinpoint the issue and drag the person at fault. At least a problem shared they say is a problem solved.

4. Move in with him or her. Both of you should stay together for a long time so that you can have a feel of marriage life. If possible bring your family along. Redesign the house and make it suit your taste. Your privacy should be intruded.

5. If you're following number 4 then this should be important. Money issues should be handled mathematically. I bring a percentage and you bring a percentage. We must stick to that o or wahala go shele. If you must buy something make sure it stays within the budget. Everything must be accounted for.

6. Never stop complaining. For God's sake how will things change when you don't complain.. nag all day. Keep hammering on that thing you don't like. It must change.

7. Everything can be settled on bed. Use your genital as a weapon. If he messes up don't open . He will come to his senses. If she misbehaves start seeing other people. Deny her you rod. She must beg.

8. Never apologize. It makes you weak. Be strong and be proud. Even if youre wrong the apology must come from your partner. Shey you and him na mate ni? Oga apologize else this is over

The list is endless but manage these ones. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out.

Never forget one thing ,your happiness alone matters. If you're not happy about the whole thing walk away. Why work on a relationship when there are better alternatives outside. Why work on that lady with medium sized yansh when there are solid ikebes out there with better character. Why manage with that guy with a muzzle when there are men with benzes that will follow you once you wink at them. Tule jare. You move!

Them no dey tell person.

Feel free to add yours.
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Nobody: 12:44am On Mar 24, 2021
Lolachef:
You better stop that relationship motivation or whatever ����the number 2 ���...Do you know who I am ?
We know who you are...keep calm
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Lolachef(f): 7:56am On Mar 24, 2021
����please be sincere to yourself and your followers Mr Relationship Coach..'Do you know who I am'?
MejiLoyon:

We know who you are...keep calm
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Nobody: 11:21am On Mar 30, 2021
ADEMALAIKA2:


Is that your picture on your profile ?
Yes
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Nobody: 11:21am On Mar 30, 2021
Oyiboman69:
Jennifer!!!!
Sir?
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by ADEMALAIKA2: 3:46pm On Mar 30, 2021
JenniferAkpamu:

Yes


Who is the owner of those breasts ?
Re: How To Crash Your Relationship 101 by Nobody: 5:43pm On Mar 30, 2021
ADEMALAIKA2:



Who is the owner of those breasts ?
Stop asking stupid questions.

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