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Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Toks2008(op):
This is a sequel to the thread .. https://www.nairaland.com/6478860/fun-thread-ladies-choose-poison

As we already know, no lady is perfect and almost everyone of them have a character defect they need to work on so guys tell us, which one of these ladies will you settle for provided that she is excellent in every other aspect. You must choose one.

1. Smokes excessively.
2. Takes too much alcohol.
3. Very Arrogant/Non-submissive
4. Promiscuous.
5. Very financially demanding.
6. Very Lazy.
7. Very Dirty
8. Sexually unattractive.
9. Stark illiterate.
10. Hates sex/ Sexually boring
11. Hates cooking.(Yes some ladies hate cooking and will never cook)
12. Social media addict.(Always on social media)
13. Artificial/Cosmetics body.
14. Being dishonest and lying regularly.
15. Violent/Destructive anger.
16. Devilishly Stubborn.
17. Very Controlling.
18. Diabolic
19. Very Rude and Condescending.
20. Hateful/Malicious/Unforgiving.
21. Dangerously Jealous and Possessive.


As you can see, the list is so long and that is because of the very intricate nature of women but the truth is that if we guys consider the faults of every lady we come across, we will never ever have a woman to call our own so tolerance and understanding remain the best options so just pick your headache and use your paracetamol as at when due or just forget about having a lady in your life and enrol yourself in a seminary

Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by osamz007: 8:41am On Mar 27, 2021
stay booked
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Donspicey:
Mehn a Smoker is still manageable oooo.....


But why this Op dey always omit Syrups and crack gengs?.......

Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by SeekerofTruth1: 8:53am On Mar 27, 2021
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Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by FalseProphet1(m): 9:13am On Mar 27, 2021
Stay spiritually alert.
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Degrezhaa: 9:16am On Mar 27, 2021
grin
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by richmond500:
no14
Artificial body?, OP, we have been managing artificial body since the beginning of 19th century, so I go with artificial body
let me start from.

HEAD
fake hair, fake hair style

FACE
Face eye lashes, fake eye brow, fake eye pupil, fake blush, fake smile, fake lips, fake lips colour

TORSO
fake breast, bra to make slippers breast stand, fake stomach

LOWER PART
fake hips, fake ass, fake kpekus tightener,

ARM/LEG
fake finger/toe nails, fake finger/toe nail colour

ADDITION
fake smile, fake complexion, fake accent, fake lifestyle, snap in front of gate weh no be ur family own, fake orgasm

Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Jeon(f): 10:08am On Mar 27, 2021
stay calm

Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Nobody: 11:03am On Mar 27, 2021
S(t)ay baba !!!
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Brainard22: 11:13am On Mar 27, 2021
Stay -
E-choke cheesy
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Nobody:
I choose No 1... let's get high together and have our moment

Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by NiRfreak(m): 12:34pm On Mar 27, 2021
Stay poisoned...
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Nobody:
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Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Nobody: 12:44pm On Mar 27, 2021
cry cry
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Enigma2049(m): 4:34pm On Mar 27, 2021
Stay stupid
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Toyyien(f): 4:51pm On Mar 27, 2021
Stay breathing
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by DamnnNiggarr:
Toks2008:
osamz007
Donspicey
SeekerofTruth1
FalseProphet1
Degrezhaa
richmond500
Jeon
Carchoice
Brainard22
SmellySperm
NiRfreak
Zzor
House1411
Enigma2049
Toyyien
DamnnNiggarr
Preciousallure
psalmskiddy
thatsleepboy1
baralatie
iykeklef
gistray
skywalker240
anochuko01
JOACHINpedro
dljbd1
DankemzI
prince2pac
Emu4u2c
jelel6
akimbomimer
Drabeey

Space bookers association of Nairaland
Nō 12 can be tamed. Or managed..,
Or better still, we'll opt for fast food.

But the other poisons are "No" "No" for me

lalasticlala come see something.
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Preciousallure(m):
No. 3 and 18 undecided Don't worry she will be as gentle as dove wink cheesy grin
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by psalmskiddy(m): 2:17am On Mar 28, 2021
Stay breeet
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by thatsleepboy1: 2:24am On Mar 28, 2021
Stay hang
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by baralatie(m): 2:56am On Mar 28, 2021
grin stay hooked
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by iykeklef(m): 3:41am On Mar 28, 2021
stay madt people
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by gistray: 4:00am On Mar 28, 2021
I want to be a billionaire.

Plans on the way...
Pray it gets accepted...
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by skywalker240(m): 4:02am On Mar 28, 2021
Stay rich.
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by anochuko01(m): 5:53am On Mar 28, 2021
Op stay senseless
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by JOACHINpedro:
Happy Sunday all kiss
Modified
Na seminary sure pass since non(except 10) can offer peace of mind) angry
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by dljbd1(m): 6:51am On Mar 28, 2021
Stay high
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by DankemzI(m):
21 I can manage jealousy because I play my cards very well, no loose gaurding from my ends
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by prince2pac(m):
Smoking go make sense, we get high together.......

on the other hand, possessive too sharp, she can possess herself


what are my even saying, overthinking no de gree me think straight again

Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by Emu4u2c: 10:52am On Mar 28, 2021
Stay healthy
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by jelel6:
I don't like playing this type of games but...

A social media addict

Everybody is probably addicted to something.

Frankly, as long as she doesn't try to discuss the trending tiktok videos or what Tonto Dike wore to Owambe with me, we're good.
Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by akimbomimer: 2:11pm On Mar 28, 2021
stay woke grin
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