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Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Nobody: 9:46am On Mar 27, 2021
Someone we hoped would do very well in school just told me his CGPA. Turned out that the wonder kid we saw him as was actually an EFCC personnel. means the efcc letters are his grades. Absolutely woeful.

I didn't blame him much, with this school na scam mentality everywhere. The purpose of this thread? " Bros you enjoy school, you drink and you nack and you party. Yet you pass well". I didn't give him the "na God" reply. I gave him some tips and I hope this will help other EFCC personnels out there.

1. Never miss lectures. Lectures help you train your brain. Listening to the words coming from the lecturer to me is an expo in the exam hall. I see the question and in my mind I press play. Boom lecturer appears in my mind's LCD screen and I'm off.

2. Be very hydrated.. Drink lots of water. Food might be scarce but no let water scarce. Processed information fired up the nervous system are electric like. Water keeps the brain well conducted. Information has no problem storing.

3. Love what you're reading. I've heard I don't like this course...oga like am. If you no want like am go meet the lecturer turn am to your friend. Like the lecturer you like the course. Once a course is difficult you see me hanging around the lecturer. Wait I was playing my hair so naturally they didn't like me. But when they see a boy that should be drinking beer and is obviously a smoker trying to know Fourier transformation they want to help.

4. Read a chapter, close it and jot down what you understood. If you miss some read it again. Do it again and again till you mastered it. Then when you wake up and before you sleep recite it. Or get a mirror and say it out loud. It will stick.

5. Don't do guerrilla reading. That means reading for exam or tests. Always read ahead. I start reading from the day of resumption. No be when exam come people go full class. In fact exam periods na revision I dey do. I'm always comfortable. Read ahead.

6. Read in your comfort zone.. some like music, some like noise, some like silence. Choose your poison. For me I use Enya. Play Enya and everything I read sticks.

7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.

8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass grin. Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help.

9. Limit your flexing to weekends. Drink well enjoy well. Weekdays face school work. Pity your mama.

10. Remember your family. Imagine their faces when they realise you've been wasting their cash. That one alone suppose ginger you...

On a final note have reading partners. People you read with. They help. Shout out to lord fuga....., Wande oko, olu......., Yango.....,mayo..... and the rest of my crew. Hope you all are doing well in your lives.

Never forget, keep your university circle tight. After graduation na only one or two friends they remain. So why pack them?Me na 0 friend remain.

I hope this helps someone out there.

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by zealousayo(m): 5:14pm On Mar 27, 2021
If I may ask you sir, what course course did you study? and what was your CGPA?
I'm still an undergraduate...

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Ishilove: 6:09pm On Mar 27, 2021
MejiLoyon:

7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.
This is a bit dicey. I was always sleeping during overnight prep and it got to a stage I was afraid I was under attack because I would be very sharp and alert before I opened my books, but once I open it, fiam, the sleep came like an aggressive armed robber robbing me of every iota of wakefulness. By the time I woke up the night would be far gone and I wouldn't be able to study much before dawn. I struggled at first and was very upset each time I woke by 4am, but later I decided to stop night prep entirely and sleep early so that I could wake before 3am and study.

It worked. Even before this decision my peers stopped prepping with me. They said prepping with me was dangerous because after sleeping and snoring in class, I would enter the exam hall the following day and get A in the course. I explained to them that 'na God' grin

My point is find what works for you and flow with it. Not everyone can assimilate fast so they need shorter hours of sleep.


8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass grin. Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help
Not all people are comfortable with tutorials. Personally I didn't allow people tutor me, neither did I give tutorials. I didn't attend tutorials, book clubs, reading clubs etc, but I was able to pass very well because I loved studying in solitude and perfect silence.

Again, find what works for you.

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Nobody: 7:13pm On Mar 27, 2021
Ishilove:

This is a bit dicey. I was always sleeping during overnight prep and it got to a stage I was afraid I was under attack because I would be very sharp and alert before I opened my books, but once I open it, fiam, the sleep came like an aggressive armed robber robbing me of every iota of wakefulness. By the time I woke up the night would be far gone and I wouldn't be able to study much before dawn. I struggled at first and was very upset each time I woke by 4am, but later I decided to stop night prep entirely and sleep early so that I could wake before 3am and study.

It worked. Even before this decision my peers stopped prepping with me. They said prepping with me was dangerous because after sleeping and snoring in class, I would enter the exam hall the following day and get A in the course. I explained to them that 'na God' grin

My point is find what works for you and flow with it. Not everyone can assimilate fast so they need shorter hours of sleep.


Not all people are comfortable with tutorials. Personally I didn't allow people tutor me, neither did I give tutorials. I didn't attend tutorials, book clubs, reading clubs etc, but I was able to pass very well because I loved studying in solitude and perfect silence.

Again, find what works for you.
Okay ma

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Nobody: 7:15pm On Mar 27, 2021
zealousayo:
If I may ask you sir, what course course did you study? and what was your CGPA?

I'm still an undergraduate...
Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Ishilove: 7:19pm On Mar 27, 2021
MejiLoyon:

I was in the papers. Read and quote so I can delete. I no come brag for heee
MejiLoyon baba! I want to be like you when I grow up cheesy

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by zealousayo(m): 7:27pm On Mar 27, 2021
Even though there was a course like that in my 300l that I didn't attend the class at all, not even once, and I had 92A...but attending classes can never be overemphasized.

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Dcaliphate(m): 7:36pm On Mar 27, 2021
Go and make money, find a trade or a business. Professors are broke in Nigeria. I don talk my own finish.

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by richmond500: 7:37pm On Mar 27, 2021
we are already done with school.
Chai, I remembered one girl in school, her GPA always be like bet9ja odd, I had to help teach her, mehn d girl is dull like hell, I just ended up having sex with her and left her.

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by HacheNoire: 7:37pm On Mar 27, 2021
1. Never miss lectures

And you call yourself a bad boy. This point would send you to your early grave.

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by slawormiir: 7:38pm On Mar 27, 2021
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

Know the type of lecturer you are dealing with or the type of lecturer Taking the course...

You see those ones that are strict...you can easily pass their course.....just attend their class..mark attendance....do what ever assignment they throw at you..then read a little to pass their test and exam.....
I can bet my balls if you are able to do all these ...then you B is sure..
You see those lecturer that are playfull and acting friendly...very difficult to pass their course....they are pretenders...
Also Study past questions papers...most of our lecturers nor get time to dey set questions...repetition of questions dey occur...na wetin I take fuckkk them up for computer science department for uniben that year...
And the most important one....be say anybook way nor Green enter brain....make sure say he enter inside exam hall.....and always block lecturer shaperly....na who pass know book....and moreover our main aim of going to university na to graduate..so do everything possible to graduate

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Nobody: 7:38pm On Mar 27, 2021
Guy , you're not a bad boy. That's a stupid list for dedicated students.

Bad boys list:

1. Make enough to sort your lecturer.

2. Get a serious student that will always ensure your name is on attendance list in case lecturer wan use the list determine some kind marks.

3. No dey travel commot town during weekdays because impromptu test fit come.

4. Always dey on standby. Your serious friend should call you if lecturer wan do anyhow. Just run enter school.

5. If you join system, no too dey rapport with your men. Just join make dem know say you dey and to fulfill all righteousness. Keep am low key because if wahala break when you get exams dem go carry you count scores or you miss the exams.

6. Observe your male lecturers if you dey date girl for class. Girls dey stupid Sha. Lecturer go ask am come make we go hotel, she go tell am say she dey loyal to boyfriend. Who be your boyfriend, she mention your name. Na so your wahala take start.

7. E better make you go meet lecturer after exam than make you carry expo enter. If you fill malpractice form you dey waste one year. If you fail that course, na just carry over. You dey follow your mates japa.

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by othermen: 7:38pm On Mar 27, 2021
Write SFM first.

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Rickbronz(m): 7:39pm On Mar 27, 2021
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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Duplexxx: 7:39pm On Mar 27, 2021
Ok
Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Nobody: 7:39pm On Mar 27, 2021
Ishilove:

MejiLoyon baba! I want to be like you when I grow up cheesy
Ogun.......

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by BigDawsNet: 7:39pm On Mar 27, 2021
Dad- I want you to score 90% in exams.
Son- Dad, don't worry, I'll score 110%.

Dad- Stop joking.

Son- You started first. tongue

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Ajibel(m): 7:39pm On Mar 27, 2021
This one no be for person wey dey study computer statistics in UNN

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Ishilove: 7:42pm On Mar 27, 2021
MejiLoyon:

Ogun.......
Lmao!!

Mscheeeew

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Ishilove: 7:43pm On Mar 27, 2021
richmond500:
we are already done with school.
Chai, I remembered one girl in school, her GPA always be like bet9ja odd, I had to help teach her, mehn d girl is dull like hell, I just ended up having sex with her and left her.
Smh

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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by yusluvad(m): 7:43pm On Mar 27, 2021
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Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by dalass(f): 7:44pm On Mar 27, 2021
grin grin grin
Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by BigDawsNet: 7:44pm On Mar 27, 2021
Ajibel:
This one no be for person wey dey study computer statistics in UNN

Don't know about stay but Computer Science is very easy
Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Nobody: 7:44pm On Mar 27, 2021
Very true.
Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by MoneyTrees(m): 7:44pm On Mar 27, 2021
Bro are you still in 2001??

MejiLoyon:
Someone we hoped would do very well in school just told me his CGPA. Turned out that the wonder kid we saw him as was actually an EFCC personnel. means the efcc letters are his grades. Absolutely woeful.

I didn't blame him much, with this school na scam mentality everywhere. The purpose of this thread? " Bros you enjoy school, you drink and you nack and you party. Yet you pass well". I didn't give him the "na God" reply. I gave him some tips and I hope this will help other EFCC personnels out there.

1. Never miss lectures. Lectures help you train your brain. Listening to the words coming from the lecturer to me is an expo in the exam hall. I see the question and in my mind I press play. Boom lecturer appears in my mind's LCD screen and I'm off.

2. Be very hydrated.. Drink lots of water. Food might be scarce but no let water scarce. Processed information fired up the nervous system are electric like. Water keeps the brain well conducted. Information has no problem storing.

3. Love what you're reading. I've heard I don't like this course...oga like am. If you no want like am go meet the lecturer turn am to your friend. Like the lecturer you like the course. Once a course is difficult you see me hanging around the lecturer. Wait I was playing my hair so naturally they didn't like me. But when they see a boy that should be drinking beer and is obviously a smoker trying to know Fourier transformation they want to help.

4. Read a chapter, close it and jot down what you understood. If you miss some read it again. Do it again and again till you mastered it. Then when you wake up and before you sleep recite it. Or get a mirror and say it out loud. It will stick.

5. Don't do guerrilla reading. That means reading for exam or tests. Always read ahead. I start reading from the day of resumption. No be when exam come people go full class. In fact exam periods na revision I dey do. I'm always comfortable. Read ahead.

6. Read in your comfort zone.. some like music, some like noise, some like silence. Choose your poison. For me I use Enya. Play Enya and everything I read sticks.

7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.

8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass grin. Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help.

9. Limit your flexing to weekends. Drink well enjoy well. Weekdays face school work. Pity your mama.

10. Remember your family. Imagine their faces when they realise you've been wasting their cash. That one alone suppose ginger you...

On a final note have reading partners. People you read with. They help. Shout out to lord fuga....., Wande oko, olu......., Yango.....,mayo..... and the rest of my crew. Hope you all are doing well in your lives.

Never forget, keep your university circle tight. After graduation na only one or two friends they remain. So why pack them?Me na 0 friend remain.

I hope this helps someone out there.
Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by jaxxy(m): 7:44pm On Mar 27, 2021
Just be organized.

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