Ok

I dey play alabi and I dey do expo well well back then. 2nd class upper cap d boy. Do what works for u

11. Go and make money after graduation or you'll follow shout school na scam.

Nice tips

I stabbed GST classes and still got A

Ishilove:

Smh

mtchew, I wasn't saying it was my intention sha.
She was dull and beautiful, we vibe well and I fell for her, we had some quality time but I couldn't stay with her cos she's a mini LovePeddler who goes about shagging other dudes.
I had to leave her and coupled with the fact that I was a bookworm and all I had in my head was how I'll hit 5point GPA, she is just a drag

[quote author=MejiLoyon post=100250123]Someone we hoped would do very well in school just told me his CGPA. Turned out that the wonder kid we saw him as was actually an EFCC personnel. means the efcc letters are his grades. Absolutely woeful.

I didn't blame him much, with this school na scam mentality everywhere. The purpose of this thread? " Bros you enjoy school, you drink and you nack and you party. Yet you pass well". I didn't give him the "na God" reply. I gave him some tips and I hope this will help other EFCC personnels out there.

1. Never miss lectures. Lectures help you train your brain. Listening to the words coming from the lecturer to me is an expo in the exam hall. I see the question and in my mind I press play. Boom lecturer appears in my mind's LCD screen and I'm off.

2. Be very hydrated.. Drink lots of water. Food might be scarce but no let water scarce. Processed information fired up the nervous system are electric like. Water keeps the brain well conducted. Information has no problem storing.

3. Love what you're reading. I've heard I don't like this course...oga like am. If you no want like am go meet the lecturer turn am to your friend. Like the lecturer you like the course. Once a course is difficult you see me hanging around the lecturer. Wait I was playing my hair so naturally they didn't like me. But when they see a boy that should be drinking beer and is obviously a smoker trying to know Fourier transformation they want to help.

4. Read a chapter, close it and jot down what you understood. If you miss some read it again. Do it again and again till you mastered it. Then when you wake up and before you sleep recite it. Or get a mirror and say it out loud. It will stick.

5. Don't do guerrilla reading. That means reading for exam or tests. Always read ahead. I start reading from the day of resumption. No be when exam come people go full class. In fact exam periods na revision I dey do. I'm always comfortable. Read ahead.

6. Read in your comfort zone.. some like music, some like noise, some like silence. Choose your poison. For me I use Enya. Play Enya and everything I read sticks.

7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.

8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass . Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help.

9. Limit your flexing to weekends. Drink well enjoy well. Weekdays face school work. Pity your mama.

10. Remember your family. Imagine their faces when they realise you've been wasting their cash. That one alone suppose ginger you...

On a final note have reading partners. People you read with. They help. Shout out to lord fuga....., Wande oko, olu......., Yango.....,mayo..... and the rest of my crew. Hope you all are doing well in your lives.

Never forget, keep your university circle tight. After graduation na only one or two friends they remain. So why pack them?Me na 0 friend remain.

I hope this helps someone out there. [/quo.
I LOVE THIS THREAD

MejiLoyon:
[s]Someone we hoped would do very well in school just told me his CGPA. Turned out that the wonder kid we saw him as was actually an EFCC personnel. means the efcc letters are his grades. Absolutely woeful.I didn't blame him much, with this school na scam mentality everywhere. The purpose of this thread? " Bros you enjoy school, you drink and you nack and you party. Yet you pass well". I didn't give him the "na God" reply. I gave him some tips and I hope this will help other EFCC personnels out there.1. Never miss lectures. Lectures help you train your brain. Listening to the words coming from the lecturer to me is an expo in the exam hall. I see the question and in my mind I press play. Boom lecturer appears in my mind's LCD screen and I'm off.2. Be very hydrated.. Drink lots of water. Food might be scarce but no let water scarce. Processed information fired up the nervous system are electric like. Water keeps the brain well conducted. Information has no problem storing.3. Love what you're reading. I've heard I don't like this course...oga like am. If you no want like am go meet the lecturer turn am to your friend. Like the lecturer you like the course. Once a course is difficult you see me hanging around the lecturer. Wait I was playing my hair so naturally they didn't like me. But when they see a boy that should be drinking beer and is obviously a smoker trying to know Fourier transformation they want to help.4. Read a chapter, close it and jot down what you understood. If you miss some read it again. Do it again and again till you mastered it. Then when you wake up and before you sleep recite it. Or get a mirror and say it out loud. It will stick.5. Don't do guerrilla reading. That means reading for exam or tests. Always read ahead. I start reading from the day of resumption. No be when exam come people go full class. In fact exam periods na revision I dey do. I'm always comfortable. Read ahead.6. Read in your comfort zone.. some like music, some like noise, some like silence. Choose your poison. For me I use Enya. Play Enya and everything I read sticks.7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass . Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help.9. Limit your flexing to weekends. Drink well enjoy well. Weekdays face school work. Pity your mama.10. Remember your family. Imagine their faces when they realise you've been wasting their cash. That one alone suppose ginger you...On a final note have reading partners. People you read with. They help. Shout out to lord fuga....., Wande oko, olu......., Yango.....,mayo..... and the rest of my crew. Hope you all are doing well in your lives.Never forget, keep your university circle tight. After graduation na only one or two friends they remain. So why pack them?Me na 0 friend remain.I hope this helps someone out there.[/s]

This is bullshît.

Total bullshît.

MejiLoyon:
Someone we hoped would do very well in school just told me his CGPA. Turned out that the wonder kid we saw him as was actually an EFCC personnel. means the efcc letters are his grades. Absolutely woeful.

I didn't blame him much, with this school na scam mentality everywhere. The purpose of this thread? " Bros you enjoy school, you drink and you nack and you party. Yet you pass well". I didn't give him the "na God" reply. I gave him some tips and I hope this will help other EFCC personnels out there.

1. Never miss lectures. Lectures help you train your brain. Listening to the words coming from the lecturer to me is an expo in the exam hall. I see the question and in my mind I press play. Boom lecturer appears in my mind's LCD screen and I'm off.

2. Be very hydrated.. Drink lots of water. Food might be scarce but no let water scarce. Processed information fired up the nervous system are electric like. Water keeps the brain well conducted. Information has no problem storing.

3. Love what you're reading. I've heard I don't like this course...oga like am. If you no want like am go meet the lecturer turn am to your friend. Like the lecturer you like the course. Once a course is difficult you see me hanging around the lecturer. Wait I was playing my hair so naturally they didn't like me. But when they see a boy that should be drinking beer and is obviously a smoker trying to know Fourier transformation they want to help.

4. Read a chapter, close it and jot down what you understood. If you miss some read it again. Do it again and again till you mastered it. Then when you wake up and before you sleep recite it. Or get a mirror and say it out loud. It will stick.

5. Don't do guerrilla reading. That means reading for exam or tests. Always read ahead. I start reading from the day of resumption. No be when exam come people go full class. In fact exam periods na revision I dey do. I'm always comfortable. Read ahead.

6. Read in your comfort zone.. some like music, some like noise, some like silence. Choose your poison. For me I use Enya. Play Enya and everything I read sticks.

7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.

8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass . Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help.

9. Limit your flexing to weekends. Drink well enjoy well. Weekdays face school work. Pity your mama.

10. Remember your family. Imagine their faces when they realise you've been wasting their cash. That one alone suppose ginger you...

On a final note have reading partners. People you read with. They help. Shout out to lord fuga....., Wande oko, olu......., Yango.....,mayo..... and the rest of my crew. Hope you all are doing well in your lives.

Never forget, keep your university circle tight. After graduation na only one or two friends they remain. So why pack them?Me na 0 friend remain.

I hope this helps someone out there.

Fourier got me there. Op must be either chemical engineer or a chemist

Number one point alone qualifies you as a serious student, especially when you sit in front.

Na after I done fail Thermo finish you come dey post this thing.
I shar go try apply am next year.

richmond500:
mtchew, I wasn't saying it was my intention sha.
She was dull and beautiful, we vibe well and I fell for her, we had some quality time but I couldn't stay with her cos she's a mini LovePeddler who goes about shagging other dudes.
I had to leave her and coupled with the fact that I was a bookworm and all I had in my head was how I'll hit 5point GPA, she is just a drag

Beautiful and dull. I wonder how she passed the entrance examination

Rgade:
Na after I done fail Thermo finish you come dey post this thing.
I shar go try apply am next year.

I am on 4.1 CGPA and in my penultimate year.

Studying ICH(Industrial Chemistry)

My own formula is that I read from the begging of the semester and make my jotters on each course as I read.

And I also study past questions very well and also make sure any lecturer slides does not pass you by.

Do this repeatedly for all your courses from the beginning of the semester and you won’t have less than 4 to 5 point.

Good luck

Drank, smoked lots of weed missed lectures a lot but loved reading. Undergrad 2.1. Masters distinction. PhD in view... Read a lot, wouldn't have if I didn't miss lectures. It's easier if you don't miss lectures

People differs.
but i will agreed with u on 2 ground which are . Attending lectures n reading b4 going to be no mata miniute every day afta each topic in ur course . Dat what help me altho . I flex always oh nt weekends n i still gratuated with 4.32, i study philosophy tho n till date my department in AAUA as nt produce a first class graduate, altho i no i was rub by those useless lecturers i was given C in my project,i was leta ofa Graduate assistant lecturing job which i rejected!!

Ishilove:

Beautiful and dull. I wonder how she passed the entrance examination

e no deh hard to pass waec and jamb na
I couldn't help her as in 100level she only passed two courses, I would try to teach her and still learn my own, shes a slow learner and I had to read my own courses, I was so much into her or should I say I pity her so much I had to tear my general studies text book so she could read while I also read, I couldn't read as much as I wanted to because I had to help a friend but all my teachings doesn't even help, she got WAFed from school and that was how we went our separate ways.
The sex part only came cos we got so close and she sometimes come to my place to read and sleep over.
Na man I be

richmond500:
e no deh hard to pass waec and jamb na
I couldn't help her as in 100level she only passed two courses, I would try to teach her and still learn my own, shes a slow learner and I had to read my own courses, I was so much into her or should I say I pity her so much I had to tear my general studies text book so she could read while I also read, I couldn't read as much as I wanted to because I had to help a friend but all my teachings doesn't even help, she got WAFed from school and that was how we went our separate ways.
The sex part only came cos we got so close and she sometimes come to my place to read and sleep over.
Na man I be

What does WAFed mean?

MejiLoyon:
Someone we hoped would do very well in school just told me his CGPA. Turned out that the wonder kid we saw him as was actually an EFCC personnel. means the efcc letters are his grades. Absolutely woeful.

I didn't blame him much, with this school na scam mentality everywhere. The purpose of this thread? " Bros you enjoy school, you drink and you nack and you party. Yet you pass well". I didn't give him the "na God" reply. I gave him some tips and I hope this will help other EFCC personnels out there.

1. Never miss lectures. Lectures help you train your brain. Listening to the words coming from the lecturer to me is an expo in the exam hall. I see the question and in my mind I press play. Boom lecturer appears in my mind's LCD screen and I'm off.

2. Be very hydrated.. Drink lots of water. Food might be scarce but no let water scarce. Processed information fired up the nervous system are electric like. Water keeps the brain well conducted. Information has no problem storing.

3. Love what you're reading. I've heard I don't like this course...oga like am. If you no want like am go meet the lecturer turn am to your friend. Like the lecturer you like the course. Once a course is difficult you see me hanging around the lecturer. Wait I was playing my hair so naturally they didn't like me. But when they see a boy that should be drinking beer and is obviously a smoker trying to know Fourier transformation they want to help.

4. Read a chapter, close it and jot down what you understood. If you miss some read it again. Do it again and again till you mastered it. Then when you wake up and before you sleep recite it. Or get a mirror and say it out loud. It will stick.

5. Don't do guerrilla reading. That means reading for exam or tests. Always read ahead. I start reading from the day of resumption. No be when exam come people go full class. In fact exam periods na revision I dey do. I'm always comfortable. Read ahead.

6. Read in your comfort zone.. some like music, some like noise, some like silence. Choose your poison. For me I use Enya. Play Enya and everything I read sticks.

7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.

8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass . Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help.

9. Limit your flexing to weekends. Drink well enjoy well. Weekdays face school work. Pity your mama.

10. Remember your family. Imagine their faces when they realise you've been wasting their cash. That one alone suppose ginger you...

On a final note have reading partners. People you read with. They help. Shout out to lord fuga....., Wande oko, olu......., Yango.....,mayo..... and the rest of my crew. Hope you all are doing well in your lives.

Never forget, keep your university circle tight. After graduation na only one or two friends they remain. So why pack them?Me na 0 friend remain.

I hope this helps someone out there.

The Fourier transformation I read make my ear tweek as a Chemist. Men, I read sha, never failed one single Chemistry course, Undergraduate n Postgraduate. School sweet with all the other stuff... hahahaha

ethicallyright:


Guy , you're not a bad boy. That's a stupid list for dedicated students.

Bad boys list:

1. Make enough to sort your lecturer.

2. Get a serious student that will always ensure your name is on attendance list in case lecturer wan use the list determine some kind marks.

3. No dey travel commot town during weekdays because impromptu test fit come.

4. Always dey on standby. Your serious friend should call you if lecturer wan do anyhow. Just run enter school.

5. If you join system, no too dey rapport with your men. Just join make dem know say you dey and to fulfill all righteousness. Keep am low key because if wahala break when you get exams dem go carry you count scores or you miss the exams.

6. Observe your male lecturers if you dey date girl for class. Girls dey stupid Sha. Lecturer go ask am come make we go hotel, she go tell am say she dey loyal to boyfriend. Who be your boyfriend, she mention your name. Na so your wahala take start.

7. E better make you go meet lecturer after exam than make you carry expo enter. If you fill malpractice form you dey waste one year. If you fail that course, na just carry over. You dey follow your mates japa.

THIS ONE NA SCHOOL 2 STUDENT

ethicallyright:


Guy , you're not a bad boy. That's a stupid list for dedicated students.

Bad boys list:

1. Make enough to sort your lecturer.

2. Get a serious student that will always ensure your name is on attendance list in case lecturer wan use the list determine some kind marks.

3. No dey travel commot town during weekdays because impromptu test fit come.

4. Always dey on standby. Your serious friend should call you if lecturer wan do anyhow. Just run enter school.

5. If you join system, no too dey rapport with your men. Just join make dem know say you dey and to fulfill all righteousness. Keep am low key because if wahala break when you get exams dem go carry you count scores or you miss the exams.

6. Observe your male lecturers if you dey date girl for class. Girls dey stupid Sha. Lecturer go ask am come make we go hotel, she go tell am say she dey loyal to boyfriend. Who be your boyfriend, she mention your name. Na so your wahala take start.

7. E better make you go meet lecturer after exam than make you carry expo enter. If you fill malpractice form you dey waste one year. If you fail that course, na just carry over. You dey follow your mates japa.

Number 6

E get one girl for my department wey package die, I be like run am oo, but 3-4 lecturer done dey crush on am, I just no say that one na danger zone

Gather money and give lecturers.na wetin dem understand be that.

OmodavidoX:
I am on 4.1 CGPA and in my penultimate year.

Studying ICH(Industrial Chemistry)

My own formula is that I read from the begging of the semester and make my jotters on each course as I read.

And I also study past questions very well and also make sure any lecturer slides does not pass you by.

Do this repeatedly for all your courses from the beginning of the semester and you won’t have less than 4 to 5 point.

Good luck

funny thing I graduated with 4.36 GPA, I never jotted anything as I studied a course related to physics, and I never read past questions (I had to pay for this in my 200level when it was MCQs, there was an exam that the questions were gotten from past questions and I was solving the past questions for people the previous day, when exam come, the question was wrong but the answers were correct, I couldn't solve it and I had a D in that course, people weh cram past questions got As and Bs

Ishilove:

What does WAFed mean?

WAF= withdrawal from academic failure, I just put the "ed" to make it sound better

My own tips..
1) Attend lectures and avoid back seats.

2) Read and write or jot things down as you read.. it's okay to read a single page over and over again till you grasp something.

3) Avoid distractions from opposite sex during classes, library, tests or exams. E get why!

4) Attend evening classes by the gurus and Ajes wey sabi. it will help you.

5) Shun cultism.

Oluwa ma wa pelu yin o.

PrinceVM:
People differs.
but i will agreed with u on 2 ground which are . Attending lectures n reading b4 going to be no mata miniute every day afta each topic in ur course . Dat what help me altho . I flex always oh nt weekends n i still gratuated with 4.32, i study philosophy tho n till date my department in AAUA as nt produce a first class graduate, altho i no i was rub by those useless lecturers i was given C in my project,i was leta ofa Graduate assistant lecturing job which i rejected!!

Past tense or present tense ??becus ayam not understanding your write up

I hope this helps someone out there. [/quote]

These are common methods any serious student should know already

Oloniyan:


Fourier got me there. Op must be either chemical engineer or a chemist

It's not only Chemical Engineering people that do Fourier nah... Electrical, Mechanical, Agricultural Engineering too normally do this Fourier stuff.

richmond500:
WAF= withdrawal from academic failure, I just put the "ed" to make it sound better

So where is she these days?

Ishilove:

So where is she these days?

I don't know o, life came and we all went our separate ways.
Degree doesn't determine ur success in life so I just hope she's doing well somewhere at one corner of the world

PrinceVM:
People differs.
but i will agreed with u on 2 ground which are . Attending lectures n reading b4 going to be no mata miniute every day afta each topic in ur course . Dat what help me altho . I flex always oh nt weekends n i still gratuated with 4.32, i study philosophy tho n till date my department in AAUA as nt produce a first class graduate, altho i no i was rub by those useless lecturers i was given C in my project,i was leta ofa Graduate assistant lecturing job which i rejected!!

Yes, that is what we all say "I was robbed".
BTW, this ur English sef, u sure say u no rub lecturer get that 4.32 CGPA?