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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:18am On Apr 03, 2021
kanuisagoat:


You for drop message for am. I never forget to do that when you cancel on me cheesy

How many person u won drop message for? But I call him and he was just saying he can't wait... oga I'm a min away from you, what difference does it make? Sorry please, I can't wait.

I just crack a smile and count it all good
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:16am On Apr 03, 2021
Felicity001:


How about food(sweet mouth), data, call card and other monies spent during the course of duty nko? Are they not supposed to be subtracted from gross earning?

Your real Net= Gross- (Commission + fuel + +airtime(data + call) + food + miscellaneous)

Miscelleneous: can include, gauging of your tires, buying of wiper, money given to beggars, securities, police, area boys, lasma, among others.

At the end of every week I carry out a rough calculation of all of these after paying my weekly rent to know how much I made for the week. But I stopped this like a month ago after my partner saw my record booklet inside my pegean hole that my weekly net was about 20k-30k alternatively, 2weeks after guy man called for increase in rentgrin me I just dropped his car for am straight no time. embarassed

This is a car I drove for straight 2-3months without him carrying out a single expenses on the car oh apart from buying 1 tire. Some partners can be very funny shall.

This na d real net of all bets; though some people no dey eat while working.
Is it that partners don’t want you to make your own money ? With dis ur post some people mouth go don dey water not knowing how u make ur profit.[b][/b]
D way u don change partners, you be real veteran for this hustle.
Plenty riders
Plenty partners
Plenty enemies
Plenty ovens

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lagusboyyy(m): 12:33pm On Apr 03, 2021
Matrix414:
Good morning people, so I met someone who might be interested in buying a vehicle and partner with me on HP package. He asked for my choice of car and I told him honda civic. Please what year of Honda civic is good enough and at what price do you think I should take it at HP. Thank you
Irony of life.

I thought you would choose TOYOTA MATRIX.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:46pm On Apr 03, 2021
Gentlelife50:

No come and be begging for rating, you think it will help you.
When we tell you guys to stop begging for rating you thought it was a joke.
cheesy

I’ve never begged for ratings , I don’t even have to look at my ratings 4.87/4.89
I no know d kind witch wey I meet dis few days, dem no try at all. I won’t beg at all
Na to buy chocolate / gum inside car
Buy mask too and avoid jazebel looking olosho

Na drivers wey go allow olosho knowvsay their ratings count

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 1:09pm On Apr 03, 2021
BAZ001:


I’ve never begged for ratings , I don’t even have to look at my ratings 4.87/4.89
I no know d kind witch wey I meet dis few days, dem no try at all. I won’t beg at all
Na to buy chocolate / gum inside car
Buy mask too and avoid jazebel looking olosho

Na drivers wey go allow olosho knowvsay their ratings count

For wetin?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:13pm On Apr 03, 2021
kanuisagoat:


Small time now you'll be arguing that N300,000 net is not achievable grin

Na you dey ginger me, cos ur dashboard makes me look so lazy and spoilt. No be men dey hit millions everywhere grin
300k is achievable but not sustainable, if not u no go drop keys for December.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lagusboyyy(m): 1:19pm On Apr 03, 2021
Cynocefaal:


You're right I thought it was gross earning

Quality of life is zero tho...uber driving is no career, except for zombies maybe tongue
"Zombies" is too strong,for a choice of word to use bro.

You made a nice point,but ended it badly with a derogratory word.


You ought to have even perfectly understand the meaning of the word ZOMBIE before using it,check it up in the dictionary,its an offensive word.

Half bread is always better than none,once its providing daily meals on the table legitimately,its a way.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:29pm On Apr 03, 2021
donfortune48:


For wetin?
Ovens dey like sweet mouth

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Matrix414: 1:45pm On Apr 03, 2021
lagusboyyy:
Irony of life.

I thought you would choose TOYOTA MATRIX.

Is matrix better than civic for this hustle? I don't know much yet
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lagusboyyy(m): 1:49pm On Apr 03, 2021
Matrix414:


Is matrix better than civic for this hustle? I don't know much yet
I just made joke with your moniker and your choice of car. Nothing serious!

But for my personal choice,i will go with Honda Civic.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ncnerio: 2:15pm On Apr 03, 2021
Abeg unu help me with this babe 0802 264 4811. Funny thing be she forget her bag for my car booth for like 15min had to drive back return am.
Trip from itire to lekki county home 3500. First she say my kuda bank no get network so I give her my GTB then she say na her network. Now she no dey pick my calls. Izzou D inspector Fash mbok anything findable will be highly appreciated.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:05pm On Apr 03, 2021
deedee44:

I don't calculate minor expenses like data and call credit. They're insignificant.
I can't remember the last time I guaged my tyres, so it's not a regular thing.
Food seriously? grin bros that one no follow cuz even days wey you no work you still dey chop

You try... Insignificant? Are you serious?!

Well, you na Oga shall

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:29pm On Apr 03, 2021
deedee44:

I said as for me. Every other thing I spend on are things I still spend on when I'm not working. These things are just around N300 daily so I overlook them
There was a day I noticed my data stopped working so I discovered I'd ran outta data I was mad! 2k data? For what?! What did I do? I tracked back to the date I last subscribed only to discovered the 2k data subscription I did lasted for just 10days, what?!!! 10days

Since then I resulted to be doing 5h weekly subscription and that has been serving me even more than ever plus I watch YouTube videos and download at night.

So had I not recorded it how would I have known that its just 10days? Maybe I would have been contemplating it's 3weeks or more.

So records helps one keep track and cut down exessess.

Same thing applies to weekly call card, the budget is at most 5h weekly for business call.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:31pm On Apr 03, 2021
eyinola:
bro exclude food from that list, person wey no get work sef dey chop na, i calculate my net just as deedee said only that i just put a figure as Miscellaneous probably like 5K in a week which covers my data and call cards and every other sweet mouth u can think off to get my final net

Alright Sir
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kanuisagoat: 3:39pm On Apr 03, 2021
Mehn, picked one talkative rider. I don talk so tey saliva don dry for my mouth and she won't stop talking.

Shey I for just keep quiet dey look am but rating fit suffer grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:57pm On Apr 03, 2021
kanuisagoat:
Just got brushed by a highlander, does not even have ordinary third party insurance and is begging.

Even if I drag am go police station, no how wey 5k no go commot for my pocket. That 5k go don even reach to paint the scratch.

Which kind wahala be this

Eya... Sorry my brother... Hope you where able to settle amicably?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:59pm On Apr 03, 2021
SokizzRaven:


Yeah, it was taking rather long for them to respond to the mail but the account is unblocked now. Thanks baba

On another note, I actually thought inspection is a must to getting registered on bolt, cause I didn’t do any, and my account is already active, no Lasdri or any of those head aching documents either

Are you serious? Are sure you're not related to Uche from Bolt?grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:05pm On Apr 03, 2021
Weightless:
So I finally met dudu bishop today and it was fun all round thanks for the adventure today, you be real Duracell battery

Next is felicity and pope

Lol... no mind that osun dudu brother from another mother of mine... D guy and shollywendy run us April fool... Ha! That tin pain me... Even till now I never know how I won taje tell my wife say na April fool because she fit slap me to take back the dance she dance already gringrin

No pray to meet me ooh because me I go show you something oohgrin its either you use your head waka go house that day or person go carry you for back go house grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:06pm On Apr 03, 2021
peeps4u:


Hoodlum and Oven lighter grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:09pm On Apr 03, 2021
pope191:


I'm now a new soul

New soul kwa. You wey lodge for hotel just the other day here. Abegi
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:14pm On Apr 03, 2021
BAZ001:
Some riders don’t understand ratings at all.
My last rating was 4.72star on Saturday.
Started driving by 6pm today, unfortunately or fortunately two surge trips enter and all trips were back to back, so I remembered my ratings and was asking all of them not to forget to rate me.
I couldn’t check my ratings during pickup or drop off cos it was back to back.
So I dropped dis young guy (teenager) and told him to rate me. And he said okay picked is phone before I could say jack. D guy don drop 1star and thought he was doing me well. My eye don red,
And speechless. So I knew I was in soup.
I picked dis tall fresh yellow girl and I started sweet talking her from start, cos end result na 5star. She was just laughing and gisting. Na so I end trip oya rate me now.
R: sure I will rate you when I get inside
Me: no do it now u might forget
R: no I won’t. okay, but see ur app has hanged. not showing self, will do it later. ( na so bolt app hang, me just dey stammer)
Me: praying app loads
... As ratings just show, na so dis pretty lady (but no brain), carry hand tap 1 star.
Me : nooooo noooo no now
R: why (looking for comment to add)
Me: noooo ahhh
R: (started laughing) why are you shouting now
Me: 5 star is all d star must be 5 and green
R: ohh so sorry (she now gave 5star)
She continued laughing.
Guess my rating now = 4.65*
I just close dey go house, before dem send me to 4.4star geng

Guy!!! gringrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Matrix414: 4:33pm On Apr 03, 2021
Matrix414:
Good morning people, so I met someone who might be interested in buying a vehicle and partner with me on HP package. He asked for my choice of car and I told him honda civic. Please what year of Honda civic is good enough and at what price do you think I should take it at HP. Thank you

Please I need feedback
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Matrix414: 4:33pm On Apr 03, 2021
lagusboyyy:
I just made joke with your moniker and your choice of car. Nothing serious!

But for my personal choice,i will go with Honda Civic.

Lol
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:43pm On Apr 03, 2021
kanuisagoat:


Said he does not have any thing at all, the implication of taking it beyond that place for me is that, I will send more than I would have spent fixing it even if he eventually fixes it so I just had to let him go as I pray he gets the same thing done to him as soon as possible.

If he was remorseful and apologise for the mistake bro just forgive him and let it go bearing in mind nobody plans for accident
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by xana101: 4:54pm On Apr 03, 2021
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 5:00pm On Apr 03, 2021
Matrix414:
Good morning people, so I met someone who might be interested in buying a vehicle and partner with me on HP package. He asked for my choice of car and I told him honda civic. Please what year of Honda civic is good enough and at what price do you think I should take it at HP. Thank you
Honda civic on HP? Irrespective of the year type the question is what would be left of the car without second value after 3yrs of paying back the contract? It will be best you go with a Toyota ooh... Clients taste for good cars are gradually going up also think of the competitive advantage a good car gives to a regular car and then the resale value after say 5yrs.

If I were you I'd gone for a Camry 09/2010 with a total package of at most 2.5m, las las say 3.8m/4m on HP. You could be lucky the person could just add a million to it you never can tell.

I'll pay back faster with a more luxurious car than the regular car because you stand a chance of having more offline trips, better pay,less stress with no Commission and bad roads that will increase you cost of repairs.

May you find wisdom in making the right decision.

Where is izzuo self pope191 na and BAZ001 send am go China to buy car DVD o since then our bros never return... You guus should bring back our izzuo o. Abi pocho don finish d guy for corner?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 5:08pm On Apr 03, 2021
pope191:


How many person u won drop message for? But I call him and he was just saying he can't wait... oga I'm a min away from you, what difference does it make? Sorry please, I can't wait.

I just crack a smile and count it all good

Don't mind him he found a cheaper means to convey himself to his destination but his ego didn't allow him call you to explain. Me I don't border wasting my airtime calling such people back instead I just move on with the hope that such disappointment was divinely ordained by God and in most cases they always turn iut to a blessing.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR: 5:16pm On Apr 03, 2021
I swear surge na motivation....see as lekki white as snow.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 5:27pm On Apr 03, 2021
BAZ001:


This na d real net of all bets; though some people no dey eat while working.
Is it that partners don’t want you to make your own money ? With dis ur post some people mouth go don dey water not knowing how u make ur profit.[/b]
D way u don change partners, you be real veteran for this hustle.
Plenty riders
Plenty partners
Plenty enemies
Plenty ovens

Ha! My brother what is to do na The bible says, "many are the affliction of the righteous".

Again, it says. "believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world."

You look at a woman with pregnancy and you're happy for her but you never known the numbers of times she'd been hit from all angles. But in all I do I tried as much as i can to make sure my records are straight with any trace of wrong doings. I can't tell how some have tried coming back through the back door after testing others but I'd already long gone unto even a better option within a short time.

[b]Believe me I don't have enemies but enemies got me.

And no no no... No Ovens at all the only 1 I tried out which is the one pope191 give me na serial accidents end am... I gat japa... Bad luck!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 6:17pm On Apr 03, 2021
lagusboyyy:
"Zombies" is too strong,for a choice of word to use bro.

You made a nice point,but ended it badly with a derogratory word.


You ought to have even perfectly understand the meaning of the word ZOMBIE before using it,check it up in the dictionary,its an offensive word.

Half bread is always better than none,once its providing daily meals on the table legitimately,its a way.

Leave that guy him don fvckup he can/will never be found in the mist of elder council again unless he changes his moniker to something else. The guy insulted every one of us here so he existence has been sent underworld never to return again.

President, Hoodlum drivers has spoken.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by providencia(m): 6:29pm On Apr 03, 2021
Felicity001:

President, Hoodlum drivers has spoken.
grin .. Which position angryigbodon come dey ?

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