Simple picture illustration.

First image: A Simp

Second image: A King

God punish simps.

first image is an idiot, second is also an idiot.

As a man, u order her own and also order ur own, no need taking a girl out and buying for urself while she watch u eat, except she says she's not eating.

Whether she is ur sis, a random girl, a course mate, a crush or just a neighbour, it is ur responsibility to make her comfy if u take her out, except she's the one taking u out.

second guy is an unapologetic simp, if u invite a lady and she comes with her friend, don't overspend and starve urself cos u want to become "captain save a hoe" if u planned on spending 5k on the girl u invited, divide the money and spend on them both but don't compromise ur own stomach just because another girl came.

can't imagine myself doing any of these, they are both doing it for bragging rights and useless braggadocio but it just make them look stupid

First pics.. You girls should enjoy yourselves I'm not hungry..

na boys like these dey make ladies misbehave

You can't please the world!



The dude in the first picture might have an excuse like he's having ulcer, or observing a fast, or not hungry at all.

The dude in the second picture might have offered to buy the young lady a plate of meal, but she might have given the same excuse as the dude in picture 1.

All the same, there's a reason why the dude and the young lady aren't eating.

richmond500:
first image is an idiot, second is also an idiot.

As a man, u order her own and also order ur own, no need taking a girl out and buying for urself while she watch u eat, except she says she's not eating.

Whether she is ur sis, a random girl, a course mate, a crush or just a neighbour, it is ur responsibility to make her comfy if u take her out, except she's the one taking u out.

second guy is an unapologetic simp, if u invite a lady and she comes with her friend, don't overspend and starve urself cos u want to become "captain save a hoe" if u planned on spending 5k on the girl u invited, divide the money and spend on them both but don't compromise ur own stomach just because another girl came

u have said it all
nice one bruh

See them nairaland misogynist, broke ass niggas.

BaddieFreak:
See them nairaland misogynist, broke ass niggas.

there wasn't any misogynistic comment so far, why do u always get orgasm on topics that gives u a chance to insult guys?

The girl on the second pics is short her leg nor reach ground

Weyrey dey

Richadv:
The girl on the second pics is short her leg nor reach ground

Its clear tgat She moved her legs backwards.

I think she is uncomfortable, that sitting position is well known for people who are not comfy or are ashamed a lil bit

Ha. But the "simp" and the girl just might not have been hungry.

Plot twist: both girls are cheating.

Obviously staged,

The dude in the 2nd pic reflects my personality.

In the first pics ; see as them make the guy siddon like orphan Second pics; that guy is an OG.

In the first pics ; see as them make the guy siddon like orphan Second pics; that guy is an OG.

BaddieFreak:
See them nairaland misogynist, broke ass niggas.

Lil Hoooeee what's up