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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by KingLion007(m): 12:28pm On Apr 04, 2021
HopeVictor:
So a pastor go just eat beans and egg come church dey begin manifest untop people face...nawa oh
Hahahahahahaha..nothing i no go see for this world..Imagine me wea b fart master,naim b say i go finish my devotees with hot,smelly and thunderous fart na...God abeg come tk us outta of dis world.
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Sirfemi77(m): 12:29pm On Apr 04, 2021
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Egoat:
My Christian brethrens are becoming wonder-fools by each passing day.
What an amazement. grin
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Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Coolgent(m): 12:30pm On Apr 04, 2021
It still puzzle ne on how an educated Christian can believe such Fraudsters.
Majority of them are into devilish occults, womanizing gays, yahoo etc
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by YUSTECH3(m): 12:30pm On Apr 04, 2021
Christianity and craziness na 5&6...
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by baseb: 12:31pm On Apr 04, 2021
HopeVictor:
So a pastor go just eat beans and egg come church dey begin manifest untop people face...nawa oh

It's more than 'nawa oh'
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Nobody: 12:31pm On Apr 04, 2021
ictjobber:
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if you want to disarm a black man's brain all you need do is mention God's name...


...
Don't generalize baselessly.
It's wrong.
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by IamBroke(m): 12:38pm On Apr 04, 2021
When you're poor you have no choice meanwhile IamBroke
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Calitoscassius(m): 12:39pm On Apr 04, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin poverty is an illness.
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by atonement12: 12:40pm On Apr 04, 2021
Gay demon in disguise!
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by atonement12: 12:42pm On Apr 04, 2021
Terrible matter escorted by laughter! sad
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Myer(m): 12:44pm On Apr 04, 2021
TheCalculator:


Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/pastor-says-farts-heads-worshippers-23829916

As disgusting as this is, the more important question is were the "victims" healed of their "infirmities".

Cos Jesus actually mixed his saliva with sand to heal a blind man in the Bible. That was equally gross.

If they were healed then, maybe that's how God decided to manifest his power.lol
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by atonement12: 12:46pm On Apr 04, 2021
Myer:


As disgusting as this is, the more important question is were the "victims" healed of their "infirmities".

Cos Jesus actually mixed his saliva with sand to heal a blind man in the Bible. That was equally gross.

If they were healed then, maybe that's how God decided to manifest his power.lol
Your ignorance is "gross"!
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Prettychild(f): 12:47pm On Apr 04, 2021
TheCalculator:


Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/pastor-says-farts-heads-worshippers-23829916
It's so sad that a lot of people don't read the Bible. Gullible Christians everywhere! How can a mere mortal sit on your head, which is the symbol of one's destiny? Shame!
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Myer(m): 12:50pm On Apr 04, 2021
atonement12:
Your ignorance is "gross"!

Did Jesus mix his saliva with sand to heal a blind man?
Simple yes or no.
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by atonement12: 12:52pm On Apr 04, 2021
Myer:


Did Jesus mix his saliva with sand to heal a blind man?
Simple yes or no.
Are you a christian? Simple yes or no. If no, please mind your business!
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by kunleham(m): 12:53pm On Apr 04, 2021
Christianity breeds sheeps!
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Eaglesence: 12:53pm On Apr 04, 2021
EmptyGarden:
Thank God say man no be God o.

I dey tell you
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by kunleham(m): 12:55pm On Apr 04, 2021
Christianity breeds sheeps no be small!
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by biggy26: 12:56pm On Apr 04, 2021
HopeVictor:
So a pastor go just eat beans and egg come church dey begin manifest untop people face...nawa oh
Lol. In SA, this is pure witchcraft, they should leave God out of it.
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by billyG(m): 12:56pm On Apr 04, 2021
We can't breath!This blowout from his blowhole will pass prof.Shaman Klump blowout.
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Sapeletotheworl(m): 12:58pm On Apr 04, 2021
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Sapeletotheworl(m): 12:59pm On Apr 04, 2021
Just imagine
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by abidem4real: 1:00pm On Apr 04, 2021
TheCalculator:


Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/pastor-says-farts-heads-worshippers-23829916
Hmmmm! Christianity and the gullibility of many of the so called Christians sha
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by abidem4real: 1:03pm On Apr 04, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
Some Africans people with their clouded vision grin grin .... this small boy too , calling himself a man of God ..grin to slap him dey hungry me Sha
Honestly as that slapping dey do you na so e dey do me shef
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Myer(m): 1:06pm On Apr 04, 2021
atonement12:
Are you a christian? Simple yes or no. If no, please mind your business!

Well I still go to church cos I want to believe again.
I really want to believe there's something i missed.

Cos unless the power of the Holy Spirit is manifest both in speaking in tongues as well as other gifts and fruit of the Holyspirit, then I believe I'll only just be another victim of religion like most of you professing to be Christians on here neither manifesting the life of Christ nor the Power of the Holyspirit as promised in the Bible.
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by 2shaw: 1:06pm On Apr 04, 2021
Homo

Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by tillaman(m): 1:07pm On Apr 04, 2021
This is so screwed up!!!!
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by cocolacec(m): 1:12pm On Apr 04, 2021
Na to open church sure pass to make money,many senseless people on earth
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by Cadamlk: 1:17pm On Apr 04, 2021
HopeVictor:
So a pastor go just eat beans and egg come church dey begin manifest untop people face...nawa oh
My brother ,the thing shock me cheesy
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by BluntTheApostle(m): 1:20pm On Apr 04, 2021
Nigerian Christians dey learn gullibility for where South African Christians dey.

How can a grownup person allow one small boy to be messing him up unto sey he dey claim pastor?

God better take my life before I become that foolish.
Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by desiredhome: 1:25pm On Apr 04, 2021
YoungLionken:
Why are Africans overly gullible?!

Your fellow man farting on top of you in the name of...
The reason Africa is this poor.......

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