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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:29pm On Apr 05, 2021
[quote author=BankyGee post=100523736][/quote]

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:29pm On Apr 05, 2021
pu7pl3:


Batman's line from ZSJL'S Knightmare vision
Undercover Batman's fan
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheHulk616: 9:30pm On Apr 05, 2021
pu7pl3:


Batman's line from ZSJL'S Knightmare vision
so? They are not the same.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheHulk616: 9:31pm On Apr 05, 2021
BankyGee:

Undercover Batman's fan
Liar. You broke another law by giving false information about me. I don't understand how you are still not banned. angry
These mods are too biased.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:32pm On Apr 05, 2021
TheHulk616:
so? They are not the same.
They're basically saying the same thing, so...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:33pm On Apr 05, 2021
TheHulk616:
Liar. You broke another law by giving false information about me. I don't understand how you are still not banned. angry
These mods are too biased.
The information is soo legit. Everybody knows..
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:34pm On Apr 05, 2021
TheHulk616:
show me the law. You are the one breaking the law by using F and S words.
'ts a lifestyle cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:34pm On Apr 05, 2021
TheHulk616:
show me the law. You are the one breaking the law by using F and S words.
'ts a lifestyle cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheHulk616: 9:34pm On Apr 05, 2021
BankyGee:

They're basically saying the same thing, so...
but careful with the next word that comes out of your mouth AND be very careful with the next thing you say

Are not the same thing.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheHulk616: 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2021
BankyGee:

The information is soo legit. Everybody knows..
because everybody knows doesn't mean it is a fact.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheHulk616: 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2021
BankyGee:

'ts a lifestyle cool
then you deserves a lifestyle ban. angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:36pm On Apr 05, 2021
TheHulk616:

but careful with the next word that comes out of your mouth AND be very careful with the next thing you say

Are not the same thing.
Come have some food
AND come and eat are saying the same thing.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:38pm On Apr 05, 2021
TheHulk616:
then you deserves deserve a lifestyle ban. angry
Nope. Anyone that bans me have violated my right.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:38pm On Apr 05, 2021
TheHulk616:
because everybody knows doesn't mean it is a fact.
That's exactly what it means.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:48pm On Apr 05, 2021
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:25am On Apr 06, 2021
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

L
What Is The Next Letter

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheHulk616: 10:33am On Apr 06, 2021
BankyGee:

Come have some food
AND come and eat are saying the same thing.
they are not the same thing. angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by TheHulk616: 10:34am On Apr 06, 2021
BankyGee:

Nope. Anyone that bans me have violated my right.
me too.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Davidzy23(m): 11:22am On Apr 07, 2021
letter L

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:20am On Apr 09, 2021
Answer to Riddle
- Letter L


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
Davidzy23!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:22am On Apr 09, 2021
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Olarewaju89: 10:11am On Apr 09, 2021
BankyGee:
LAUGH OUT LOUD

1) To my girlfriend you're free to check my phone at night But wen you're Done make sure u cry outside , I want to sleep. grin

2) Girls are gradually losing our culture, imagine I saw two girls today quarreling without clapping their hands, wetin dey happen. grin

3) Some of us don't know our secondary Schoolmate again because Aderemi Mercy is now Itz Princess Adenike
Lemme run she stone me. grin

4) On my wedding day, Short people will not be served I cannot waste my food on ppl dat cannot grow again. grin

5) I saw a science student crying.

ME: what's the matter?

HER: Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space . I just Left.
Nonsense grin

6) The way my Neighbor love eating chicken feet eh, Now all the chickens are now using wheel chair. grin

7) The way A.T.M throws out card after withdrawing #500 is so disrespectful I had to pick mine across de main Road yesterday. grin

cool Dey said no public gathering, but some fools Will post and still tag me with 70 others u wan infect person. grin

9) Village ppl are very wicked , dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview. grin

10) Catching flowers at wedding doesn't make you the next bride my friend mhiz Pat caught up to 55 flowers, Now she has a garden. grin

11) Why do guys ever cheat How do dey feel For me I cannot cheat on my eight girlfriends. Never! grin

12) Nothing sweet pass when u are feeling sleepy in church and pastor said" bow down your head let's pray. grin

13) If new born babies knew the number of men dat suck the same breast before dem chaii, They will prefer drinking Zobo.

14) Have u ever checked your FB friends and u be like" when did I accept this one? cheesy

15) Someone will just die with afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with low cut. So barbing saloon dey that side? grin

16) I'm killing one small goat today and my landlord is looking at me with one kind eyes.

Wait oo, is it because of ordinary 2 years house rent . grin

16) Aunty oo,

Please, giving a guy your number when you're not going to accept his proposal is one of the perfect square of satanism. smiley

17) The only time I'm ever serious with life is when I'm counting the numbers of zeros in the money that I want to transfer. grin

18) No matter how beautiful your wedding decoration may appear, it will still not make sense to those people that did not eat.
Am I communicating grin

19) My boss is very nice oo.

He bought new bike and gave me the old one, bought new car and gave me the old one, built new house and gave me the old one

Now he married new wife yesterday and I'm just waiting for his call, make this man no f*ck up oooo grin

20) Two weeks of dating and she already wants to meet my parents.

See my sister, it took me 9months to see my own parents, so relax and be realistic cheesy

21) A slay queen at my back during lecture shouted "we can't see your voice lecturer, please be loudable"

Nobody should hold me because I want to faint. grin

21) No condition is permanent except tribal mark. Ask the yorubas in my friend list, they will tell you more grin

22) I was busy thinking about my life when my grandfather asked Me to put his radio in a refrigerator because he wants to listen to cool music.

Now I'm thinking about his life instead of mine. grin

23) I want to be the reason why someone will be holding his/her phone and be laughing while walking on the road and hit his head on the NEPA pole. grin

24.20 Men can ride one bike without knowing each other. Do you understand or should I go deeper? grin

25.One motivational speaker committed suicide yesterday. He left a note for the upcoming ones.In quote, "If I can do it, you too can do it" I still don't understand what he was trying to say. undecided

26.An Igbo man will have accident, Wake up for hospital see all his family member and ask "This one all of are here, Who dey shop?

27.Before I watch any horror movie with a lady, I must make sure I've seen it before cos I have to be a man, we can't be screaming together. grin

28.Some guys are playing the role of John the Baptist in relationship, preparing the way for someone greater. grin

29.Think say heart break dey pain?See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light. grin

30.Death is when a conductor put his armpit directly on your face as he dey collect money from people at the back.
Just die there. grin

31.Some call it rice, Others call it Rice but the correct pronunciation is RICE Argue with ur English teacher. grin

32.Everybody is a professional barber when it comes to private parts. grin
Wisdom will not kill me grin
I swear to like, comment and share and not skip this post
Remember u have sworn oo grin

TO BE CONTINUED


Nice one guy grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 2:15pm On Apr 09, 2021
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

an eyeball

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:23pm On Apr 09, 2021
Answer to Riddle
- An eyeball


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:30pm On Apr 09, 2021
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 8:08am On Apr 10, 2021
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

salt

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Davidzy23(m): 10:44am On Apr 12, 2021
Salt

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:12pm On Apr 12, 2021
Answer to Riddle
- Salt


Winners of last riddle:-
jerrykk!
Davidzy23!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:27pm On Apr 12, 2021
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by varun123346varu: 6:32am On Apr 13, 2021
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Henryjoyce(f): 6:03pm On Apr 16, 2021
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Nothing.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:19am On Apr 19, 2021
Answer to Riddle
- Holes


No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

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