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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Godmademan(m): 4:25pm On Apr 07, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Person wey open motor door run out....that's my ex. I had to use my hand to match brake. Car still kissed the tree.

Now if you turn to car she go drive you
Which one is easier? Jumping out of a moving vehicle or stepping on the brakes.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by hakymbiyiyaho: 4:25pm On Apr 07, 2021
My wife nearly kill a MOPOL inside our street, when i asked her to apply brake she just add more energy to accelerate. grin grin grin

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by humberjade: 4:25pm On Apr 07, 2021
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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by tunmoj(m): 4:26pm On Apr 07, 2021
Nairalanders and bad mouth
Draslo:
Just take her to driving school before someone you're just shining her Congo will drive you under trailer.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by CheedyJ(m): 4:27pm On Apr 07, 2021
kingsceedon:


You be Ba5tard
I wish you d same
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Nobody: 4:28pm On Apr 07, 2021
Nothing much, we ended up fuccking in the car when she ditched it in a bad terrain.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Entayali: 4:28pm On Apr 07, 2021
chiommy123:
Someone should teach me na so you can share your experience


You don't need to learn. i will drive you then also drive your sweet pussy
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 4:32pm On Apr 07, 2021
I went to driving school 2018, my dad promised to release his car once I’m done...we are in 2021 and my dad never released one car lol but anyways it was fun for me, the reverse was very tricky, I got confused with reversing to the left or right and turning the steering as well, it was so complicated but learnt it finally. One teacher was very strict and shouts a lot the other was unserious and wouldn’t care if you drove anyhow, he was better as I drove confidently with him by my side.
The other one shouted at me while driving from Ikorodu to Mike 12 using Manual, the shouts became too much as we almost Ran into a car because I forgot to press the break pedal.

Lagos drivers are really trying o! The craziness is just too much.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by kingsceedon(m): 4:33pm On Apr 07, 2021
CheedyJ:

I wish you d same

You no go correct me again? M0ron

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by RIDOO: 4:33pm On Apr 07, 2021
My Mum once told me years back when 504 was in vougue,my dad was the one teaching her n that on this faithful day there was a serious argument/fight right on the field when teaching was going on.... that she left him with the car in annoyance.They got home seprately.
Fast forward to my own time...I shouted on the instructor of the driving school taking me and told him I'm not interested again ..on the first day when he wanted to remove breath out of my life"o fe yo lle aye kuro lemi mi"Me wey be say na my hubby pay n forced me to d driving school.. That will be d 2nd driving school l'm attending o...But people calmed me down..
God's willing na so l endured for 2wks o ..but that manual no easy@all.Now if them dash me trailer l fit drive.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Judgesledge(m): 4:34pm On Apr 07, 2021
Tried teaching wifey, for three consecutive days, we step out all excited, only to come back with long faces. Ditched the idea and got a driver to teach her, and in no time she became a Lewis Hamilton wannabe.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by vanhelsing1(m): 4:34pm On Apr 07, 2021
HotPoundedYam:
Don't ever teach a woman how to drive so she won't be dragging keys with you.
Archaic mind...
Abeg comot urself from 17th and 18th century thinking

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ahmerdibnz: 4:34pm On Apr 07, 2021
Wahala oti poju.. when i was teaching my sister i shouted match break when we were facing one big wall but she just kept on accelerating, i was like God! Which kind wahala be this one u wan kill me ontop say you wan sabi car.. but my mom said it was because i shouted.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by CheedyJ(m): 4:35pm On Apr 07, 2021
kingsceedon:


You no go correct me again? M0ron
Why are you taking it personal, abeg shift

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by PataAlhajaKeji(m): 4:35pm On Apr 07, 2021
kingsceedon:
Bros na you look like a HIV patience like this? Toto don finish you oooo

Werey! grin grin grin

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Mandela27: 4:35pm On Apr 07, 2021
chiommy123:
Someone should teach me na so you can share your experience
You what can u teach somebody
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by greggng: 4:35pm On Apr 07, 2021
EaglesEyes1:
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!

I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.

She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.


I said match brake she go match accelerator ....we found ourselves inside another person's house after breaking his fence ...I kept hearing mogbe mogbe o from her mouth .

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by McLizbae: 4:36pm On Apr 07, 2021
She suddenly didn't know right and left sides again grin

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Nobody: 4:36pm On Apr 07, 2021
emmanuel596:
Easiest way to hate women and their way of thinking forever....I no go ever try teach woman car again...trailer nearly kill me

Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Hotguy27: 4:37pm On Apr 07, 2021
They will threaten to leave you and your car. grin

But as my fiancée back then, I just endured it since the overall benefit would be for the family.
Today, she is an expert.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by McLizbae: 4:37pm On Apr 07, 2021
greggng:



I said match break she go match accelerator ....we found ourselves inside another person's house after breaking his fence ...I kept hearing mogbe mogbe o from her mouth .

Very typical grin grin grin
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Mandela27: 4:37pm On Apr 07, 2021
paulolee:
na fight end am o...she gv me attitude for 2 months saying I get anger problems..
bcox I shout n change am for her when she use my uncle car go scratch stagnant trailer even after I shout for her to stop n be careful...
las las I use my money fix d car n still apologize for raising my voice on her..
I no blame her....na me claim gentleman n ask her if she would like to come learn hw to drive....it ended in tears abegi
Bro I'm so mad

Hope u will never do that again
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by stanliwise(m): 4:37pm On Apr 07, 2021
bluefilm:


I've got zero patience for bitches.

So I don't ever see myself tryna teach a bitch how to drive.

The last bitch I tried to teach how to drive got so scolded by me that up till today she still habors serious angst towards me.

But I don't just care.
trying too hard to form redpill

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Mandela27: 4:39pm On Apr 07, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Person wey open motor door run out....that's my ex. I had to use my hand to match brake. Car still kissed the tree.

Now if you turn to car she go drive you
Lol
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Diamondplus1805(m): 4:39pm On Apr 07, 2021
Not Funny , Ha
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Rita02: 4:41pm On Apr 07, 2021
mehn i rather go to a driving school than being taught by a lover or friend
EaglesEyes1:
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!

I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.

She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Mandela27: 4:43pm On Apr 07, 2021
leksite120:
I've never taught a woman but when I just started to drive and always with my mum in the car, it's always frustrating. She'll be the one driving with mouth while I hold steering. If I turn anyhow, she'll shout at me, even the shout can cause accident. Car wey I don de carry go travel wey she no know, Lol. Even she cannot travel yet then.

Normally, if she's the one driving , it'll almost be the same as mine, but the fact that I'm d one holding the steering, OMG, I no go rest o, till one day wey I vex drop steering for her in the middle if the road, she sef shock.
Lols u for just tell her to calm down

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by kingsceedon(m): 4:44pm On Apr 07, 2021
CheedyJ:

Why are you taking it personal, abeg shift

I for like to make you a friend but this forum sucks, no direct messages or friendship requests stuff here, I don test your hot temper side, but I discover say you be real NIGGA,

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Jacksparrow7(m): 4:45pm On Apr 07, 2021
Never teach a woman how to drive. Make she go driving school. Peace out

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by angelfallz(m): 4:45pm On Apr 07, 2021
Traininghub:
Out of fear, I am still unable to drive. Chai!!! Laslas I'll get a driver once I am able to afford a car.

What exactly were you afraid of?
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by piagetskinner(m): 4:46pm On Apr 07, 2021
Mine was an extremely funny experience...


Imagine person wey I de teach de speed?? My heart was in my mouth. We nearly crashed into sombody’s fence.. I just collect car

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