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What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by EaglesEyes1(m): 12:17am On Mar 06
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!

I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.

She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ssumtry: 12:17am On Mar 06
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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Spending123(m): 12:27am On Mar 06
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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by sholikay(m): 12:32am On Mar 06
lol... very funny lady....

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Draslo(m): 1:33am On Mar 06
Just take her to driving school before someone you're just shining her Congo will drive you under trailer.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by ozzie60: 1:52am On Mar 06
EaglesEyes1:
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!
I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.
She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by chiommy123(f): 7:12am On Mar 06
Someone should teach me na so you can share your experience

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Nobody: 9:09am On Mar 06
Back then in 2016 when am still working at my brother driving school in gowon estate ipaja, when it comes to teach women how to drive i'll just ignore, because teaching a woman how to drive is kinda crazy experience, you will keep repeating and explaning over and over. When it comes to using manual car woman go stress your life and to reverse na problem. I prefer teaching men instead.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Seniorwriter(m): 9:20am On Mar 06
chiommy123:
Someone should teach me na so you can share your experience

Go to a driving school around your area.
Proactivity Leads To Productivity!!!
@Seniorwriter

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Dreadlock69(m): 12:31pm On Mar 06
Sheheld the break likes bbc
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by paulolee(m): 4:51pm On Mar 06
na fight end am o...she gv me attitude for 2 months saying I get anger problems..
bcox I shout n change am for her when she use my uncle car go scratch stagnant trailer even after I shout for her to stop n be careful...
las las I use my money fix d car n still apologize for raising my voice on her..
I no blame her....na me claim gentleman n ask her if she would like to come learn hw to drive....it ended in tears abegi
call me a simp or a gentleman if u like, d most important tin is dt its past n now av learnt my lessons n am now constantly on d red pills..

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Traininghub(f): 6:37pm On Mar 06
Out of fear, I am still unable to drive. Chai!!! Laslas I'll get a driver once I am able to afford a car.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by MejiLoyon(m): 6:55pm On Mar 06
Person wey open motor door run out....that's my ex. I had to use my hand to match brake. Car still kissed the tree.

Now if you turn to car she go drive you

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ishilove: 7:53pm On Mar 06
MejiLoyon:
Person wey open motor door run out....that's my ex. I had to use my hand to match brake. Car still kissed the tree.

Now if you turn to car she go drive you
You and all these your women cheesy

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by MejiLoyon(m): 8:03pm On Mar 06
Ishilove:

You and all these your women cheesy
In our quest for Shangri-La, we are journeying through Hades. The journey is so long Shangri-La now seems imaginary.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by bluefilm: 8:08pm On Mar 06
EaglesEyes1:
I was with my ex-girlfriend in the car on a lonely road, she was in the driver seat and I was in the passenger seat. She was holding the steering wheel as if it will come off if she turn the steering wheel. The car started heading towards a parked damage trailer by the left hand side of the road, I told her to turn the steering wheel away from the direction of the trailer, but her hands were shaking on the steering wheel and her eyes opened wide as if she was looking at a scary ghost and she stepped her foot on the gas pedal, the car started going faster. I was there shouting brake! brake!!
I had just had to quickly switch the car off and raise the hand brake.
She quickly rushed out of the car and started shouting at me and saying 'it is not a force to know how to drive a car and not every women knows how to drive, that I shouldn't urge her to drive a car anymore'. I started laughing ooooo. she hissed and sat down in the passenger seat.

So guys, I guess yours might be more hilarious than mine.

I've got zero patience for bitches.

So I don't ever see myself tryna teach a bitch how to drive.

The last bitch I tried to teach how to drive got so scolded by me that up till today she still habors serious angst towards me.

But I don't just care.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by leksite120(m): 8:11pm On Mar 06
I've never taught a woman but when I just started to drive and always with my mum in the car, it's always frustrating. She'll be the one driving with mouth while I hold steering. If I turn anyhow, she'll shout at me, even the shout can cause accident. Car wey I don de carry go travel wey she no know, Lol. Even she cannot travel yet then.

Normally, if she's the one driving , it'll almost be the same as mine, but the fact that I'm d one holding the steering, OMG, I no go rest o, till one day wey I vex drop steering for her in the middle if the road, she sef shock.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ishilove: 8:17pm On Mar 06
MejiLoyon:

In our quest for Shangri-La, we are journeying through Hades. The journey is so long Shangri-La now seems imaginary.
A fan of Orson Welles, aren't you? smiley

Well, you gatto kiss lots of frogs that leave your mouth slimy and sour. Like my pastor always says, nobody is perfect. Shangri La is what we make out of it.

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Stephenmoka4(m): 8:18pm On Mar 06
Not done that but, there is a guy I was learning together with. He stepped on the accelerator harshly instead of brake on a multiple intersection road. I nearly weep and was in terror. embarassed Luckily the driver's instructor moved the gear shift to neutral and the accelerator he stepped on had no effect. smiley

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ishilove: 8:27pm On Mar 06
When I was learning na so I just dey tear upandan the compound like a danfo driver. My teacher was like "madam cam dan. You're still learning."

When I got to the gate I came down and have never entered again. I no get liver to drive in Lagos

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by MejiLoyon(m): 8:28pm On Mar 06
Ishilove:

A fan of Orson Welles, aren't you? smiley

Well, you gatto kiss lots of frogs that leave your mouth slimy and sour. Like my pastor always says, nobody is perfect. Shangri La is what we make out of it.
I might soon stop kissing frogs...never forget,some frogs are poisonous. I pray I don't die in the quest.

The quote was my dad from his biography. Maybe he was a fan of Orson Welles. I'll ask him if I make heaven. But at this rate I doubt it....lol

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by iamyemiakins(m): 9:26pm On Mar 06
Women and their wahala grin

Once you shout at them or correct them in a harsh manner during driving lessons, it's a big turn-off for them, that alone can discourage them totally at that point cheesy

Jẹjẹ by Falz comes to mind

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Nonyeadamu: 11:27pm On Mar 06
Ishilove:
When I was learning na so I just dey tear upandan the compound like a danfo driver. My teacher was like "madam cam Dan. You're still learning.

When I got to the gate I came down and have never entered again. I no get liver to drive in Lagos

try driving in your village na? lol

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ishilove: 7:56am On Mar 07
MejiLoyon:

I might soon stop kissing frogs...never forget,some frogs are poisonous. I pray I don't die in the quest.

The quote was my dad from his biography. Maybe he was a fan of Orson Welles. I'll ask him if I make heaven. But at this rate I doubt it....lol
At least make an effort na cheesy
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by blesoh(f): 4:45pm On Mar 07
My husband refused to teach me even after i finished my driving lesson , his friend is the one brushing me up again, by this week i should be free God help me
The first day was scary we almost entered a gutter, i had to match the brakes quickly.
I can only use gear 1 and two for now, i hate manual cars cry

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by HotPoundedYam(m): 4:03pm On Apr 07
Don't ever teach a woman how to drive so she won't be dragging keys with you.
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by zolajpower: 4:04pm On Apr 07
grin
Engaging the turtle when she's was supposed to slam the break .
My heart almost left my soul or my soul almost left my heart . I beg grammarian correct me on this .
Like seriously, it was not funny at all . I wan die that very day grin

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Judolisco(m): 4:04pm On Apr 07
Make we Sha dey thank God.... Na God save me na hand I use catch break...

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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by emmanuel596(m): 4:04pm On Apr 07
Easiest way to hate women and their way of thinking forever....I no go ever try teach woman car again...trailer nearly kill me

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