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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by smallsmall: 12:50am On Apr 08, 2021 |
chival: The best person to teach one how to drive is somebody who loves you dearly. Because it takes a lot of Patience nd understanding, to not react to some stupid things that learners do and no matter what, they know the danger you will face, if not properly taught. It may even mean death. I mean, imagine you have told someone no less than ten times in the last ten minutes: When you reach a junctions, slow down or stop, look an dif it is safe, Proceed. Then she reaches a Junction and just fly through, with other road users blaring their horns and almost killing both of you! If you dont love that person, you may be tempted to just get down right at that junction. But Love is Patient 1 Like |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by eenai(m): 5:05am On Apr 08, 2021 |
I was lucky, my wife was driving her own car before we got married. 1 Like |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ishilove: 9:17am On Apr 08, 2021 |
sharpwriter:Thanks. My only challenge is keeping the steering straight and turning into curves. I have the rest pretty much covered. 1 Like |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by angelfallz(m): 9:18am On Apr 08, 2021 |
blesoh: Lol. You should be focused. He is afraid of losing you. 1 Like |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by idahme(m): 9:35am On Apr 08, 2021 |
Ahmerdibnz: Your mum is right, once you shout at a learner the learner tends to take decision in frightened mode thereby affecting accurate decision. It's always advisable to avoid built up areas at the first week of the session. It's advisable d to send learners to professionals who know how to avoid these issues because of the experience they have gotten over the years. 2 Likes |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by staymore: 9:44am On Apr 08, 2021 |
Wow! Very interesting thread. I have issues with my wife right now because I asked her not to drive my only car again for now. I started teaching her November last year and it was hell for her to improve, after a while she managebly pick up and was able to drop and pick my daughter from school daily. All of a sudden last month I noticed she has removed her learners sign, I cautioned her to always put it but she refused About two weeks ago when she left to drop my daughter in the morning, after a while I got her call from her, I was very scared if she has had an accident and I was right she collided face to face with a Honda Accord "08. She admitted it was her fault. I had to fix the other car and mine, I spent over 150k fixing both as the damages were huge. Hmmm! Since then i am very scared for her to drive again. Worse of it is her attitude now because I told her that she expects me to pay all the Bill's and still do school runs, that she is not helping me. Long story short. I now drop my daughter, pick her, pay Bill's and endure her attitude. God help me. 1 Like |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by idahme(m): 9:52am On Apr 08, 2021 |
DavidKajo94: Apt |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Princealoba(m): 12:01pm On Apr 08, 2021 |
chiommy123: If you are based in Lagos, no problem |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by vhuqnl(m): 12:41pm On Apr 08, 2021 |
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Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by pocohantas(f): 3:26pm On Apr 08, 2021 |
Ishilove: Let me get it. You gave up on your lessons? Haha! |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ishilove: 3:31pm On Apr 08, 2021 |
pocohantas:My sister, na time dey hold me jare, and weekends are always my resting days. |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Kfed4ril(m): 7:52pm On Apr 08, 2021 |
chiommy123: Come and register in my driving school |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by kingsolomonjnr01(m): 5:26am On Apr 09, 2021 |
RIDOO:I get trailer.. come drive make I see. lol |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by derbykol(f): 8:38am On Apr 09, 2021 |
femi4:Generally,almost all learners have that challenge. |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by derbykol(f): 8:40am On Apr 09, 2021 |
Raxxye:Kai |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by derbykol(f): 9:14am On Apr 09, 2021 |
angelfallz: |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by femi4: 9:52am On Apr 09, 2021 |
derbykol:I do shout several times "use your mirror" else you ll find the vehicle in the gutters or hit another one |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by lebete3000: 11:24pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
EaglesEyes1: You should have taught her what each basic component of a car interior is, and what they do, before handing over the steering wheel to her. You're a horrible teacher, sorry. 1 Like |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by lebete3000: 11:30pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
sonnie10: This just goes on to show how terrible most Nigerians are in teaching. When teaching anything in life, always assume the worst and start from the scratch. This way you'll better anticipate the person's deficiency and know how to fill that void. Unfortunately in Naija, people teach whatever they like... 1 Like |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Wealthoptulent(m): 4:56pm On Apr 24, 2021 |
Ikwerelastborn:Died ke, i jappa. U right, Died in my heart. |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Kelvin30286063(m): 11:50am On Apr 25, 2021 |
EaglesEyes1:Mine was even more funny. My wife, we have been talking about her learning how to drive for ages. I keep encouraging her that its easy. We started slowly with a manual car but she was complaining that manual is too complicated. So we decided to use my dream car that I just bought. Acura TL 2012, na so we enter road oo, with the little experience she has and me sitting beside her monitoring everything, she was able to move the car from our house to a Junction. On getting to the Junction, I said brake down, let me turn the car around so we can go back. Instead of pressing brake. She marched the throttle hard and we started flying! 40km/hr down the street!. I shouted brake brake! Madam just slammed her leg on the brake and our heads jerked so hard that they almost fell off! She jumped out and said that's it! She's not doing again! It took me 1 month to persuade her to take the wheel again and when she did, some stupid boys playing with a bike fell right in front of the car and she didn't march brake fast enough so the car ran over the bike. Thank God the boys were safe cuz the fell some distance away from the bike. Honestly it was not in anyway her fault but she won't drive again ever since that incident. I'm still trying to make her summon the courage to do it again. The truth is she has tried so many times that I'm pretty convinced that she knows how to drive already but she has no courage to do it. I recently told her that may God not let her see an emergency that will force her to pick up the car and drive! 3 Likes |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by CaptainAyub: 10:19am On Apr 26, 2021 |
Ishilove:Its fluid movement, like you're carrying a bucket filled with water on your head so you gotta wriggle your trunk and tiny waist constantly to prevent d water filled bucket from tipping over. Same way you gotta make small small left-right and right -left movt with d steering even on a straight road. Watch other drivers closely and you'll learn. Most conductors of public transport vehicles, nobody teaches them,they just learn by observation. Another thing you gotta remember about the curves is,you turn and return d steering.If you turn and maintain it means you wanna go round in a circle. |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ishilove: 10:22am On Apr 26, 2021 |
CaptainAyub:Thanks a lot. How do you calculate the turns when you're passing by a gutter? I have this phobia of ending up in a gutter. |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by CaptainAyub: 10:24am On Apr 26, 2021 |
Kelvin30286063:Buy her an old automatic pathfinder or 4runner make she use learn. At least,if yawa gas na she fit wound person,not d other way. After she learn finish,una go sell wetin she batter remain for the car as scrap |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by CaptainAyub: 10:32am On Apr 26, 2021 |
Ishilove:It's just a mental calculation and practice will make you perfect.I know its worse on your right hand side cos you're afraid d right rear tire will fall into d gutter esp if you are also turning right after exiting the gutter but if you leave just a little space on d right while you are exiting,nothing go happen At worst just go very slowly and use d right side mirror to monitor that back. |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by CaptainAyub: 10:50am On Apr 26, 2021 |
chival:Same thing I told my madam. Driving school is a scam. 1 Like |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ishilove: 12:03pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
CaptainAyub:You will make a very good teacher. Do you have a driving school? |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by CaptainAyub: 12:12pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
Ishilove:Lol. No. |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by Ishilove: 1:10pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
CaptainAyub:Ha, you be chemist? |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by CaptainAyub: 1:18pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
Ishilove:Lol,No. |
Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by pocohantas(f): 1:44pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
Ishilove: If you ask, I will say don’t stress it. My girl is learning and everyday naso she dey send voice note full my WhatsApp. I told her, use all the space you want. As long as the coast is clear and you can see the oncoming lane, take bends from your safest point . Everything gets better with time, the only thing that won’t get better if you shy away from it, is your reverse skills. Every other will fall into place. There is nothing special experts do, they just know their cars and routes. |
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