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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by planetx: 8:45pm On Apr 15, 2021
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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by traihit: 8:45pm On Apr 15, 2021
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

Every time I see this headline, the question that keeps coming to my mind is "is it boiled or fried"? Is it hunan's or doll's? What type of p*nises exactly are we talking about?

Some news headlines just defy everything called sense.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by robosky02(m): 8:46pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hmmmm
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by airminem(f): 8:48pm On Apr 15, 2021
Photo of the preeqs or i dont b. . .
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Rahkman: 8:48pm On Apr 15, 2021
Short fuse himself senseless idiotical boffoon ffk
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by uniquetechng: 8:49pm On Apr 15, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:

No one is saying it's not real.

But if 7,200 people go missing at once, would that fly under the radar?
Thought you're wiser than FFK but you proved me wrong, those organs takes months to source and the syndicate have their sources.

Some young men who specializes in organ harvesting we're arrested recently my neighbor's village in Delta State and they confessed that they usually kidnapped people and takes them to some Alhaji who pay them 1m for each human brought , the hausa men will butcher them and transport them to the north.
So much is going that we don't know, remember Clifford Orji? He was also into this biz, organs biz has been going on for many years unnoticed.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Maski87: 8:49pm On Apr 15, 2021
I knew this was fake news when the said that joystick from Libya fetched more than the one from Nigeria
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Ladylandplug2: 8:50pm On Apr 15, 2021
A business can fail, an investment can fail but your house remains....

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by LegendHero(m): 8:50pm On Apr 15, 2021
That website is a sattire website nao.

How can FFK fall for the sattire website?

They have weird news on that website and they wrote a disclaimer on the bottom of the website saying they are just a sattire website.

I’ve know that site for years.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Artisticity1: 8:50pm On Apr 15, 2021
For the Cameroonians, hold Cameroonian government
For the Nightmares, hold the Nigeria government
But for the marlins, arrest Naira Marley ASAP
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by MrNipplesLover(m): 8:51pm On Apr 15, 2021
Wetin remain again to see for this world.

Smuggling human dicks?


Smh.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Mightyhaiz: 8:52pm On Apr 15, 2021
Tolexander:
FFK is so foolish thathe could score a brace of Bianca Onoh and Precious Chikwendu
while running as far away as possible from drums of stench and filth from his ethnic stock..
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by MemoriesAndMe: 8:52pm On Apr 15, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
The headline made no sense at all before
How can that amount of people keep getting harvested without anybody noticing when they are not fish?


Even if that was the case, they will never write it like that. They would have simply said organ harvesting.

Facts might not matter there but it shows sense doesn't matter here in Nigeria
I thought of that too, because no one has ever heard of missing joysticks of that huge number. May be they came from cadavers, morgues, cemeteries etc, definitely not from life humans as someone would have raised an alarm over that.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Nobody: 8:53pm On Apr 15, 2021
This ffk guy fit get mental problem o..
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by sammy329(m): 8:53pm On Apr 15, 2021
I was surprised that people really believed that FFK, hogwash story undecided undecided undecided
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by GambaOsaka: 8:55pm On Apr 15, 2021
Fani kayode is a known drug addict. I wonder why people still take him serious.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by lugo99(m): 8:55pm On Apr 15, 2021
pictures pleaseeee
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by dionma: 8:55pm On Apr 15, 2021
The comments here are baffling. Do people not know what satire means? Despite seeing it is satire, some people still believe this news.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by AHCB: 8:56pm On Apr 15, 2021
The question remain: what are the Chinese using the organs for?.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by dorispray: 8:56pm On Apr 15, 2021
Chat! Dis is serious oooo

I cover my prick with the blood of Jesus....
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by SmartyPants(m): 8:57pm On Apr 15, 2021
I never bothered to read the story initially. I just wonder what goes on in the sort of mind that could fall for this.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by inokia: 8:59pm On Apr 15, 2021
Chai, nothing wey somebody no go see for this world ooo. Just thinking what they want to do with this one now
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Akasammyoka: 8:59pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hmmm 7200, I had to stylishly grip mine to be sure it was not harvested too.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by jaxxy(m): 9:01pm On Apr 15, 2021
I knew it was junk news. It didn’t add up.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Cerebellum: 9:02pm On Apr 15, 2021
Blue3k:
FFK got fooled by satirical website. Facts don't matter though the story is pretty entertaining. It deserves front page for that at least


What does FFK has to do with this ntori oloun
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by escapethecage: 9:10pm On Apr 15, 2021
Organ harvesting is the secret gold in Nigeria, there has been concerted effort to conceal it. The comments above have shown the extent of secret gold dependent sadistic fools. The end is always bitter. Tunder fire all sadistic minds in Nigeria. No mercy Oh Yahuwah.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Duplexxx: 9:16pm On Apr 15, 2021
Fear Chinese living in Nigeria o

My guys make una be careful with una joystick o

Joystick is the fastest way to make money na yahoo will soon fade away because many yahoo boyz are complaining no client o

Time will come Chinese will be Chasing us all in search of joystick in Nigeria o



Nigeria is fucking gone
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Sleekfingers: 9:16pm On Apr 15, 2021
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by engrchykae(m): 9:17pm On Apr 15, 2021
Tolexander:
FFK is so foolish thathe could score a brace of Bianca Onoh and Precious Chikwendu
that is a very big achievement for an average yoruba
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by olamide0147: 9:19pm On Apr 15, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
The headline made no sense at all before
How can that amount of people keep getting harvested without anybody noticing when they are not fish?


Even if that was the case, they will never write it like that. They would have simply said organ harvesting.

Facts might not matter there but it shows sense doesn't matter here in Nigeria
Have u seen the corpse of people bandits and boko haram victims?

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