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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Blue3k(m): 10:43pm On Apr 15, 2021
AHCB:
This is too serious an issue to joke with. Saying a country is exporting penis' is just not cool but of course, our government won't do anything...

I'll like to see how the Chinese would react if a satire is made for them about their anti religion stand, let alone their using Africa as dumping ground for their inferior product.

Lol sensitive one bow to masters in China since they're beyond satire. The rest of the world who don't deem them sacred will make jokes about them when we please.

Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by cosmos1440: 11:05pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hello bro,
Please rephrase your sentence to :-

thebosstrevor1:


That man is not a brilliant man and he is a member of those claiming to be oduduwa intellectuals grin grin grin
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by cosmos1440: 11:09pm On Apr 15, 2021
Finally, someone who speaks my kind of language.

SuaveMagnum:
Okay Guys I'll just go ahead and say it. If u fell for the fake news, truth is you were gullible and didn't really didn't make use of your senses. While it's probably ok to get fooled once in a while, it's totally unforgivable that some people still believe the news after it has been debunked. Seriously guys don't just swallow every hook that comes your way. Our mumuness has become an epidemic, we should really consider reintroducing logical reasoning to our curriculum.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Godbless3(m): 1:27am On Apr 16, 2021
Fake news... How can a whole 7,200 people got their penis rip out without any complain or trace of their death body?
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by oyejideogunjumo: 2:45am On Apr 16, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
The headline made no sense at all before
How can that amount of people keep getting harvested without anybody noticing when they are not fish?


Even if that was the case, they will never write it like that. They would have simply said organ harvesting.

Facts might not matter there but it shows sense doesn't matter here in Nigeria

Edit: it's so unfortunate that some people are arguing that 7.2k people can die without leaving any trace or making the news
You are right.
However it is not from just one country according to the news. It is from many countries and Nigeria may be the last country to put theirs on board before finally heading to it's destination.
The world's population especially in Africa is growing at alarming rate.
If got from five or countries it may be unnoticed.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Fucktardgirl(f): 3:11am On Apr 16, 2021
This might be true. I once stumbled upon a Chinese man with a big black dick. So Chinese people are now doing penis transplant shocked
Of course, they should; who wouldn't want to make his girl cum so hard with his bbc cheesy https://www.milfoxxx.com/en/watch/210886377/creamy-pussy-moaning.html
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by ogwumgbe: 3:46am On Apr 16, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
The headline made no sense at all before
How can that amount of people keep getting harvested without anybody noticing when they are not fish?


Even if that was the case, they will never write it like that. They would have simply said organ harvesting.

Facts might not matter there but it shows sense doesn't matter here in Nigeria

Edit: it's so unfortunate that some people are arguing that 7.2k people can die without leaving any trace or making the news

Fulani herdsmen and Bokoharam have murdered more than amount of people. The true reason for their terrorism and those supporting them has finally surfaced. No wonder the government is not serious in stopping them. It's business after all, evil wicked generation
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by cardoctor(m): 3:51am On Apr 16, 2021
Hmmm. Guys u better go and buy a metal joystick clamp with padlock. Thisatter is very serious.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by franugo(m): 5:16am On Apr 16, 2021
benn94:
Which kind news be this one again?
God help us o

God help you to do what exactly?? Them say news na fake, you enter house begin shout god help us....is dt okay??
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Tzar(m): 5:46am On Apr 16, 2021
Yes he is our son, but a prodigal son. Yorubas disowned FFK years ago!
The last time I checked, we gave him FOC to the SE (He was even given a bride, as a show of appreciation).
thebosstrevor1:


That man is not a brilliant man and he is a member of the oduduwa intellectuals grin grin grin
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by AHCB: 6:37am On Apr 16, 2021
Blue3k:

Lol sensitive one bow to masters in China since they're beyond satire. The rest of the world who don't deem them sacred will make jokes about them when we please.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by uniquetechng: 6:49am On Apr 16, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:

You're the one who is unwise for arguing for
something proven to be false. Hypothetically speaking, 7.2k organs on a ship without rotting, doesn't that mean it is fresh? So can 7.2k people die without it making the news
Do you know how many people die daily in the north alone? then ritual killings going on in the south? I am actually not talking about the report, what I said is the organ harvesting biz is real and has been going on way back to the time of Clifford Orji. It's very possible to source 7,200 of joysticks ,it's not a one day thing.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by DonMekino(m): 7:05am On Apr 16, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
The headline made no sense at all before
How can that amount of people keep getting harvested without anybody noticing when they are not fish?


Even if that was the case, they will never write it like that. They would have simply said organ harvesting.

Facts might not matter there but it shows sense doesn't matter here in Nigeria

Edit: it's so unfortunate that some people are arguing that 7.2k people can die without leaving any trace or making the news
aside the constant murder and kidnap, how many ppl crosscheck the penis of the their dead ones before taking them away from the mortuary?
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by louqas: 7:10am On Apr 16, 2021
Amotolongbo:
I don’t know why and how people take this deranged Femi so serious that they believe anything from him

Anybody against PMB is a messiah to those people ........

HOW TO BECOME A HERO TO SOME PEOPLE IN NIGERIA


.....JUST HATE AND INSULT PMB
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by georgeufi: 7:21am On Apr 16, 2021
how FFK still got to this level in politics with this his very low IQ is what will forever amaze me. well, anything is possible in Nigeria.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by o2naira(m): 8:49am On Apr 16, 2021
Most people on nairaland only check headlines and jump into conclusion without reading the details,those 7,200 dicksons came from african countries but transited through lagos Nigeria to China,and it might be that it took years to harvest those organs,and it was even kept in refrigerator so it didn't come from Nigeria alone.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by meditate(m): 9:52am On Apr 16, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
The headline made no sense at all before
How can that amount of people keep getting harvested without anybody noticing when they are not fish?


Even if that was the case, they will never write it like that. They would have simply said organ harvesting.

Facts might not matter there but it shows sense doesn't matter here in Nigeria

Edit: it's so unfortunate that some people are arguing that 7.2k people can die without leaving any trace or making the news


Just before I saw this news, I was already thinking within me how unsafe this country is at the moment, and everyone is turning a blind eye or taking it casually, maybe because it hasn't affected them yet.
Do you know the number of people that go missing, are killed by bandits, crisis and other causes in Nigeria daily?

Just take a look at the front page of nairaland today, the number of deaths that has been reported today alone that I saw is about 20! There are more, cos I didn't take time to county, but those are the ones I saw. And do you know that some of these incidents go unreported? Infact, there is a case of 15 bodies that were beheaded on front page!

Now I'm not saying the news is true or false, but what I'm saying is that in a month or two, that number of organs can be harvested but because we have not kept count of the people we lost in this country, the figures might seem high.
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by adonnie: 11:20am On Apr 16, 2021
that's over 7000 killed murdered men , God help the innocent in this country
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Nobody: 3:15pm On Apr 16, 2021
uniquetechng:
Do you know how many people die daily in the north alone? then ritual killings going on in the south? I am actually not talking about the report, what I said is the organ harvesting biz is real and has been going on way back to the time of Clifford Orji. It's very possible to source 7,200 of joysticks ,it's not a one day thing.
And who said organ harvesting is not real?
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by gawu1: 11:48pm On Apr 16, 2021
Kingrefreshed:


And even at your age you follow the vegetable president and worship Lie Mohammed.

Are you not really Stupid?
I will 1001‰ follow those two you mentioned than follow a known short fuss drug addict and a shameless world class porn star.
If you have functional brain, you would not have thought of comparing these two sets of personalities.
May God deliver us from morons
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Kingrefreshed: 11:02am On Apr 17, 2021
gawu1:

I will 1001‰ follow those two you mentioned than follow a known short fuss drug addict and a shameless world class porn star.
If you have functional brain, you would not have thought of comparing these two sets of personalities.
May God deliver us from morons

I already know you're a stupid dumbass follower who can't do the right thing but have chooses to wallow in foolishness.

Look at the two vagabonds you've made your role models.

God have mercy on your pitiful soul

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