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What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by richmond500: 4:55am On Apr 20, 2021 |
OK, I'll go first. There was this man in Asia that tried to rob a bank after paying a wizard $500 to make him invisible, thinking no one could see him, he strolled into a bank in Tehran and began snatching money from people's hand, he was astonished when angry customers wrestled him to the ground. He told police HE was the victim As if that wasn't funny enough, he actually won the case in court cos that was a good defence. police decided to find and arrest the sorcerer Second is a prophet who walked into a Zoo and entered the lions den in Nigeria in the process of imitating Daniel from the bible, he had believed that the lions wouldn't hurt him as he was carrying a bible and was speaking in tongues, well he became a delicacy for the lions. Share yours if u have any. 65 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Mokason288(m): 5:12am On Apr 20, 2021 |
The funniest real life story I ever heard IS THAT THE PICTURE BELOW IS BUHARI 104 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Ohizfly(m): 5:35am On Apr 20, 2021 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Nobody: 5:47am On Apr 20, 2021 |
A tyrant in a country contested an election and won in that same country plunging them into another state of tyranny 133 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by illicit(m): 5:58am On Apr 20, 2021 |
The story an okada man told me He titled it "Money change face" 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by chiommy123(f): 6:08am On Apr 20, 2021 |
I have not heard any funny story for quite a long time 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by helinues: 6:10am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Here to read some 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Kiddogarcia(m): 6:12am On Apr 20, 2021 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Franklyspeakin: 6:45am On Apr 20, 2021 |
They say silence is the best answer for a ....... The person under me take note |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by richmond500: 7:05am On Apr 20, 2021 |
chiommy123:talk the one weh u read long time ago cc franklyspeakin helinues kiddogarcia ohizfly mokason288 ona own is to steal first page abi with worthless comments 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Ohizfly(m): 7:45am On Apr 20, 2021 |
richmond500: 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Twelfthman: 8:57am On Apr 20, 2021 |
A kenya man file a lawsuit against atrocities committed to Jesus thousands of years ago. Dude was serious he took the Jews to Hague over this matter. Lol This one was when nddc MD suddenly fainted under full Ac MD don faint o Another one was when I read some homosexual were arrested in some Africa country I can't remember the exact country again. They said the homos will remain in jail until they are able to impregnate themselves and produce a child. If they cant do that then they will remain in prison forever lol. I weak 113 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by ictjobber: 9:07am On Apr 20, 2021 |
One day in 1995, a large, heavy middle-aged man robbed two Pittsburgh banks in broad daylight. He didn’t wear a mask or any sort of disguise. And he smiled at surveillance cameras before walking out of each bank. Later that night, police arrested a surprised McArthur Wheeler. When they showed him the surveillance tapes, Wheeler stared in disbelief. “But I wore the juice,” he mumbled. Apparently, Wheeler thought that rubbing lemon juice on his skin would render him invisible to videotape cameras. After all, lemon juice is used as invisible ink so, as long as he didn’t come near a heat source, he should have been completely invisible. The baba sha went to jail 39 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by richmond500: 9:10am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Twelfthman:That homo thing, that sounds like something Zimbabwe's for president late Mugabe would do. I remembered him telling Obama that "if Obama wants me to legalize same sex marriage in Zimbabwe, Obama should first fly down to Zimbabwe and ask my hand in marriage". That man is a clown 120 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by HONESTFACT101(m): 9:13am On Apr 20, 2021 |
[quote author=Ohizfly post=100949473][/quote] about a man that sued God to court......signing out |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by BanevsJoker(m): 9:35am On Apr 20, 2021 |
MejiLoyon:That's not the punchline though. The real joke was that he was given an additional 4 years to finish the country completely. 117 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by ipobarethieves: 10:41am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Felabrity: 10:42am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Here to read lies |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Legalcriminal: 10:42am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Okay |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by DoctorDree(m): 10:43am On Apr 20, 2021 |
People will start forming script now.......Chinua Achebe children.....Lol 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Anter: 10:44am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Here to read comments 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 10:45am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Lol.. Just read one this morning.. An angry man who had an argument with his neighbor decided to punish her.. By slicing her car tires.. He succeeded in doing that.. And also sliced off one of his fingers in the process.. Imagine the victim waking up in the morning.. To meet her sliced tires and a piece of bloody finger on her driveway? 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Jeromejnr(m): 10:45am On Apr 20, 2021 |
A man pushed and old lady of a balcony and the case in court against the guy was dismissed because the guy was a weed smoker. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Pidginwhisper: 10:46am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Revere27: 10:46am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by simhosting: 10:46am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Covid spare the poor 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by garugaru: 10:46am On Apr 20, 2021 |
An idiot on Twitter supported killing people that criticized his religion he was later made a minister by the president 30 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Kindness218: 10:46am On Apr 20, 2021 |
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