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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Tonymegabush1(m): 10:47am On Apr 20, 2021
Leaders of tomorrow
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by grandlexuz(m): 10:47am On Apr 20, 2021
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by rowland545(m): 10:48am On Apr 20, 2021
The funny story I know of is how a country of over 200 million people...voted for a man without proper degree to b der president..


And he payed some jobless youth 30k per month to defend his incompetency... And they were happy doing it.


Another was how a suppose minister had affiliation and soft spot for terrorist and the man is still a minister

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by backtalkG(m): 10:49am On Apr 20, 2021
I remember when I attempt joining Nigerian police and they ask us to run as part of screening exercise i summon all my energy and came first the Oc hold my shirt and started beating me that I'm running like a criminal Wetin my eyes see that day I no fit talk

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by hollah123: 10:49am On Apr 20, 2021
MejiLoyon:
A tyrant in a country contested an election and won in that same country plunging them into another state of tyranny
don't u take a break from politics for a while?it seems u don't realise it's affecting u badly n it messing up your mental health.

u see buhari in everything to the extent that u refuse to see fun n humour except politics,did your life just started during buhari regime?

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Nobody: 10:51am On Apr 20, 2021
hollah123:
don't u take a break from politics for a while?it seems u don't realise it's affecting u badly n it messing up your mental health.

u see buhari in everything to the extent that u refuse to see fun n humour except politics,did your life just started during buhari regime?
You are a chronic Dullard. Check my posts and see how many posts I've made in politics section. Look for grass or else chew the cud.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by iramure(m): 10:51am On Apr 20, 2021
A particular man in one popular book I read has so much powers that he did a lot of astonishing miracles and commanded his followers after his death to also do such miracles having faith in him using his name. To my surprise, no any of the present day 'called' has done nothing called miracles with the very powerful name. They only organise miracles, deceive many and in the end became billionaires.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 10:52am On Apr 20, 2021
simhosting:
That Bitcoin is Money
The joke must be on you..

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by hollah123: 10:54am On Apr 20, 2021
MejiLoyon:

You are a chronic Dullard. Check my posts and see how many posts I've made in politics section. Look for grass or else chew the cud.
guy take a break from this your madness n let fresh air enter that your programmed brain abeg,there's more to life than taking fun away n b unnecessarily obsessed with who no send u

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by arsenal444(m): 10:55am On Apr 20, 2021
Mine was when Buhari said he (Cow) will wipe out Boko Haram...
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 10:56am On Apr 20, 2021
PigTormentor:


What about the brainwashed delusional reta@ded IPIG terrorist monkeys that are wailing and crying on daily basis over everything. That's got to be the funniest story of the century.
And the Zombie that can't afford a square meal and yet would use his kwashiokor ravaged mouth to defend a colossal failure..
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by hollah123: 10:56am On Apr 20, 2021
PigTormentor:


What about the brainwashed delusional reta@ded IPIG terrorist monkeys that are wailing and crying on daily basis over everything. That's got to be the funniest story of the century.
that guy is just a fool

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by robosky02(m): 10:56am On Apr 20, 2021
Prominent among the Bureau De Change operators arrested in Kano in connection with transferring funds to Boko Haram terrorists:

1. Baba Usaini
2. Abubakar Yellow (Amfani)
3. Yusuf Ali Yusuf (Babangida)
4. Ibrahim Shani
5. Adamu Ibrahim Naim
6. Inuwa Talle Danladi
7. Muhammad Yahaya
8. Yahaya Saidu Ibrahim
9. Muhammed Aliyu Adam
10. Sadi Saidu Abdullahi
11. Surajo Adam Muhammad
12. Auwalu Ibrahim Fagge
13. Nura Tasiu
14. Muhammed Lawal Sani
15. Muhammed Abba Lawan
16. Bashir Ali
17. Abdullahi Umar Usman
18. Hassan Idris
19. Nura Gani
20. Sani Maiwaya
21. Abdulrahman Kokawa
22. Garzali Yusuf
23. Auwalu Gambo
24. Muhammad Lawan Sani (a gold dealer)

Source: dailytrust.com

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by bmdmix3: 10:57am On Apr 20, 2021
buhari became president.
sad.


the end

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by smokeyupu(m): 10:58am On Apr 20, 2021
Twelfthman:
A kenya man file a lawsuit against atrocities committed to Jesus thousands of years ago. Dude was serious he took the Jews to Hague over this matter. Lol


This one was when nddc MD suddenly fainted under full Ac grin
MD don faint o grin

Another one was when I read some homosexual were arrested in some Africa country I can't remember the exact country again. They said the homos will remain in jail until they are able to impregnate themselves and produce a child. If they cant do that then they will remain in prison forever lol. I weak grin

ZIMBABWE UNDER ROBERT MUGABE

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by PigTormentor: 10:58am On Apr 20, 2021
donbenie:
And the Zombie that can't afford a square meal and yet would use his kwashiokor ravaged mouth to defend a colossal failure..

Obviously most of you IPIGS must be leaving in life.of poverty because you always assume everyone is as poor financially and mentally like you.
Poverty kill you and your entire miserable family.
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 11:01am On Apr 20, 2021
PigTormentor:


Obviously most of you IPIGS must be leaving in life.of poverty because you always assume everyone is as poor financially and mentally like you.
Poverty kill you and your entire miserable family.
Tell that to the tens of millions of Sai Baba chanters..

Gnashing and wallowing in poverty..

Poverty capital of the world..

Lol..

Have you blamed PDP today? grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Tripleoluwa(m): 11:01am On Apr 20, 2021
My uncle's baby mama got married to a man that can't procreate. She decided to have my uncle, who is married also another woman, to impregnate her and have the baby for her cuckold of a husband.

Almost 2 decades later, my uncle divorced his wife and took back his baby mama and all the kids from the husband.

I told him to always watch his back sha.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by SmartPolician: 11:02am On Apr 20, 2021
backtalkG:
I remember when I attempt joining Nigerian police and they ask us to run as part of screening exercise i summon all my energy and came first the Oc hold my shirt and started beating me that I'm running like a criminal Wetin my eyes see that day I no fit talk

Anakogheri undecided
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by flexlatifa: 11:04am On Apr 20, 2021
backtalkG:
I remember when I attempt joining Nigerian police and they ask us to run as part of screening exercise i summon all my energy and came first the Oc hold my shirt and started beating me that I'm running like a criminal Wetin my eyes see that day I no fit talk

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by HONESTFACT101(m): 11:04am On Apr 20, 2021
PigTormentor:


What about the brainwashed delusional reta@ded IPIG terrorist monkeys that are wailing and crying on daily basis over everything. The funniest part is that their leader is one runaway hunchback albino porn star wannabe Namdiot Coward Cownu.That's got to be the funniest story of the century.

you are an crowned idiot......signing out

Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by PigTormentor: 11:09am On Apr 20, 2021
HONESTFACT101:


you are an crowned idiot......signing out

Must be talking about your drunkard useless slowpoke village idiot father and your shit-hole olosho mother.
Aba baby factory product of a thousand fathers.
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 11:11am On Apr 20, 2021
PigTormentor:


Mumu, there are pockets of poverty in every Nation. Even in the good ol USA, I have seen many many live in poverty in the mist of riches.

I'm sure all your brain has been covered in poverty hence that's all you see.
Guess there was no poverty before Buhari became president?
Better concentrate on hawking your gala in Lagos traffic.

STFU and FVCK off.
1DIOT..

Your SH1TH0LE..

Ruled for donkey years,by a bunch of low IQ imbéciles from Futa Jalon..

Is the POVERTY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD and you are talking about POCKETS OF POVERTY?

POCKETS and POVERTY kill you there.. grin

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by NwaIgboBoy(m): 11:11am On Apr 20, 2021
THAT BUHARI IS NOT A NIGERIAN
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Reex12(m): 11:16am On Apr 20, 2021
when a friend sent an ex that broke his heart "You can breakup with but na me chop your virginity, so na you lose ntoor: grin aswear niggars dey ment sha

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by joeyblacq(m): 11:19am On Apr 20, 2021
It was Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe that gave the order on those homosexuals. It was not funny at all.
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by jagorinho: 11:24am On Apr 20, 2021
The capture and smuggling of Adolf Eichmann by Mossad operatives in Argentina, Eichmann was a foremost player in the murder of Jews during the second world war, after the war he fled to Argentina and started a normal life.

in 1960, Mossad operatives got information about him, they sent some operatives to spy on him, after spying on him for weeks, they abducted him one evening, interrogated him and got to know he was the one. to transport him out of Argentina was a big task, fortunately the isreali government came for an official visit to Argentina with their own plane, later it was revealed that the visit was a decoy to transport Eichmann out of Argentina.

Eichman was sedated and was dressed like an airline worker, when the plane was about to leave Argentina the Mossad operatives painted a scenario that Eichmann was an isreali sick airline employee, eventually he was evacuated to isreal and faced 15 counts of crimes against the Jewish people, he was hanged on 31 may 1962.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 11:25am On Apr 20, 2021
PigTormentor:


Financial and mental POVERTY has already killed you.
Nothing else to add. The same poverty will surely wipe away the rest of your miserable low life family in your evil jungle in the SADEAST.
Mumu, if you believe that Nigeria has the highest number of poor people in the world, then you have never left your evil jungle in SADEAST. You are simply spewing the trash you read online. Get a passport, travel out of your evil forest and experience the world.
I have been traveling probably before you were born, and I have seen a poverty in a lots of countries.

Keep posting that trash made up figures just to satisfy your own self delusion.
Keep ranting like a castrated ram..
Heard your bunch of clowns are now printing money to survive? cheesy grin

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