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Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op):
It was 6:50 am in the morning when I called teddy that I was coming to Lagos to pick my cls up( I had paid for a thorough paint job to be meted out on the car)

I booked a flight from calabar to Lagos that same month for almost twice the normal fee! shocked

Everything went smoothly from there and I spent the night at one of those hotels in the GRA axis of ikeja.

I went down to meet up with the paint guy, and I was impressed by what I saw.

I was assigned a driver by the company to drive the car down to calabar... “Na new car be this, drive carefully “ the driver was told, but it was the complete opposite of the instructions he was meted out to that he did.

Pothole upon pothole the car entered, and I was so mad that I couldn’t shout again.

The final straw that broke the camelback was when he entered two potholes at once along sapele road, and the tyres screeched and gave up.

The passenger side tyres tore like it was riddled with bullets, and it was a bushy area.....


shocked

We heard a siren blow and a police van ordered us not to park there that hoodlums kidnapped people there...

They had to follow us to the nearest filling station, which was thankfully near an army checkpoint.


The rims had given up too at that point ( rims wey I buy 250k) cry

I was so mad I couldn’t even talk to the driver again.

The policemen came down and asked what the problem was .. they offered to bring down the tyre and sorted things for us. shocked

We had to sleep in the filling station that night for the car to be worked on the the next morning!
That particular night, without being signaled to come, 4 Warri boys helped us get new tyres and transported it to the car’s location without collecting money. I was shocked by the hospitality.

The next day, the boys again took me to where I’d get rims and everything for the car, which was beyond amazing.

I had to squeeze 3k to the supposed leader, as they refused to collect anything.

I got back to calabar yesterday afternoon, and I’m riddled with repairs worth 300k+

If you’re from delta, you guys rock! So much, as if it wasn’t for those guys, then my situation would have been lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Fooolishbuharri: 10:13pm On May 10, 2021
OfficialDJ:
It was 6:50 am in the morning when I called teddy that I was coming to Lagos to pick my cls up( I had paid for a thorough paint job to be meted out on the car)

I booked a flight from calabar to Lagos that same month for almost twice the normal fee! shocked

Everything went smoothly from there and I spent the night at one of those hotels in the GRA axis of ikeja.

I went down to meet up with the paint guy, and I was impressed by what I saw.

I was assigned a driver by the company to drive the car down to calabar... “Na new car be this, drive carefully “ the driver was told, but it was the complete opposite of the instructions he was meted out to that he did.

Pothole upon pothole the car entered, and I was so mad that I couldn’t shout again.

The final straw that broke the camelback was when he entered two potholes at once along sapele road, and the tyres screeched and gave up.

The passenger side tyres tore like it was riddled with bullets, and it was a bushy area.....


shocked

We heard a siren blow and a police van ordered us not to park there that hoodlums kidnapped people there...

They had to follow us to the nearest filling station, which was thankfully near an army checkpoint.


The rims had given up too at that point ( rims wey I buy 250k) cry

I was so mad I couldn’t even talk to the driver again.

The policemen came down and asked what the problem was .. they offered to bring down the tyre and sorted things for us. shocked

We had to sleep in the filling station that night for the car to be worked on the the next morning!
That particular night, without being signaled to come, 4 Warri boys helped us get new tyres and transported it to the car’s location without collecting money. I was shocked by the hospitality.

The next day, the boys again took me to where I’d get rims and everything for the car, which was beyond amazing.

I had to squeeze 3k to the supposed leader, as they refused to collect anything.

I got back to calabar yesterday afternoon, and I’m riddled with repairs worth 300k+

If you’re from delta, you guys rock! So much, as if it wasn’t for those guys, then my situation would have been lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Na why we be the state with big heart na... We get am true true. But na even the police own shock me pass. Delta especially sapele police see you for road offer to help you?

Wawu! Make God sha keep the good ones. Unfortunately the bad ones are more!
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by BamBamK: 9:16am On May 11, 2021
baba, way pishorzhuh

show us d mob na
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 11:55am On May 11, 2021
BamBamK:
baba, way pishorzhuh

show us d mob na
im changing the color though to white!

Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by BamBamK: 2:33pm On May 11, 2021
sweet looking


OfficialDJ:
im changing the color though to white!
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Aaaaarghmed(m): 4:29pm On May 11, 2021
OfficialDJ:
im changing the color though to white!
boss but this colour make sense.
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 5:12pm On May 11, 2021
Aaaaarghmed:
boss but this colour make sense.
yes o; but all my cars are white.. it’s just my go-to color for cars
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Angrygoat: 5:21pm On May 11, 2021
Lol why stressing yourself over am outdated naija used cls. Why didn't you tow it or hire a company to do it. U never see problem yet. Sheybi na benz u wan drive. Dont worry from 300k plus ,u go still spend another 500k. Then the cycle continues which eventually it will land on nairaland as 6months used. Dont buy benz,una no go here. U go hail later,no worry.
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 5:37pm On May 11, 2021
Angrygoat:
Lol why stressing yourself over am outdated naija used cls. Why didn't you tow it or hire a company to do it. U never see problem yet. Sheybi na benz u wan drive. Dont worry from 300k plus ,u go still spend another 500k. Then the cycle continues which eventually it will land on nairaland as 6months used. Dont buy benz,una no go here. U go hail later,no worry.
carry on with your Toyota.

grin

That car was gotten from copart as toks, and you can NEVER feel ride quality with your Toyota gang..
Never
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Angrygoat: 5:38pm On May 11, 2021
6months used. U never see problem. Na nairaland u go post am after a year of problem. No worry
OfficialDJ:
carry on with your Toyota.

grin

That car was gotten from copart as toks, and you can NEVER feel ride quality with your Toyota gang..
Never
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 7:00pm On May 11, 2021
Angrygoat:
6months used. U never see problem. Na nairaland u go post am after a year of problem. No worry
you must think everyone here doesn’t have the means to take care of luxury
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Fooolishbuharri: 11:53pm On May 11, 2021
Angrygoat:
6months used. U never see problem. Na nairaland u go post am after a year of problem. No worry
Lol baba Benz no be Nissan oh. Those cars are solid. I advise you use one before you bad mouth it and don't base your knowledge on some kazeem's verdict.

Buy a car with good history, change oil as at when due, give it what it requires and it WILL even outlast your Toyota clitoris which it most likely out performs too.
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Nobody: 1:35am On May 12, 2021
Fooolishbuharri:
Lol baba Benz no be Nissan oh. Those cars are solid. I advise you use one before you bad mouth it and don't base your knowledge on some kazeem's verdict.

Buy a car with good history, change oil as at when due, give it what it requires and it WILL even outlast your Toyota clitoris which it most likely out performs too.
Toyota clitoris? grin

Do you have conscience at all?
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Fooolishbuharri: 1:40am On May 12, 2021
Carchoice:
Toyota clitoris? grin

Do you have conscience at all?
No be me talk am o na film people talk am grin cheesy
That scene on Mordecai lives rent free in my head.
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 6:02am On May 12, 2021
Fooolishbuharri:
Lol baba Benz no be Nissan oh. Those cars are solid. I advise you use one before you bad mouth it and don't base your knowledge on some kazeem's verdict.

Buy a car with good history, change oil as at when due, give it what it requires and it WILL even outlast your Toyota clitoris which it most likely out performs too.
toyota what grin grin grin
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by EgunMogaji2: 6:22am On May 12, 2021
Fooolishbuharri:
Lol baba Benz no be Nissan oh. Those cars are solid. I advise you use one before you bad mouth it and don't base your knowledge on some kazeem's verdict.

Buy a car with good history, change oil as at when due, give it what it requires and it WILL even outlast your Toyota clitoris which it most likely out performs too.

Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Absoj(m): 11:22am On May 12, 2021
Carchoice:
Toyota clitoris? grin

Do you have conscience at all?
Toyota Clitoris grin grin grin.
Chai! Una get bad mouth I swear
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Angrygoat: 3:54pm On May 12, 2021
No worry. We go still see the car put as for sale soon. U never see problem.
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Lovecars501(m): 4:00pm On May 12, 2021
Angrygoat:
No worry. We go still see the car put as for sale soon. U never see problem.
Why una dey badmouth the car na
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 5:17pm On May 12, 2021
Angrygoat:
No worry. We go still see the car put as for sale soon. U never see problem.
angrygoat grin
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Angrygoat: 5:21pm On May 12, 2021
U wan drive benz abi. Hahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9rJwEOCus&t=28s
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op):
Angrygoat:
U wan drive benz abi. Hahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9rJwEOCus&t=28s
another clown who watches and believes this guy on YouTube.
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by nurey(m): 9:46am On May 13, 2021
Fooolishbuharri:
Lol baba Benz no be Nissan oh. Those cars are solid. I advise you use one before you bad mouth it and don't base your knowledge on some kazeem's verdict.

Buy a car with good history, change oil as at when due, give it what it requires and it WILL even outlast your Toyota clitoris which it most likely out performs too.
Yes Benz no be Nissan truly, Benz enter pothole you sleep for half star fueling station grin, Nissan enters pothole, shakes it off and you reach your destination
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 9:49am On May 13, 2021
nurey:
Yes Benz no be Nissan truly, Benz enter pothole you sleep for half star fueling station grin, Nissan enters pothole, shakes it off and you reach your destination
shhhhh.
There are some Nissan cars that’ll summersault if they entered those potholes undecided
If it ain’t a GTR, then Nissan is a .......
But the Mercedes stood its ground, and that’s what makes it a BENZ wink
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by nurey(m): 9:54am On May 13, 2021
OfficialDJ:
shhhhh.
There are some Nissan cars that’ll summersault if they entered those potholes undecided
If it ain’t a GTR, then Nissan is a .......
But the Mercedes stood its ground, and that’s what makes it a BENZ wink
Really, I didn't notice that do tell me such Nissan cause I have several Nissan brands in my fleet
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 10:04am On May 13, 2021
nurey:
Really, I didn't notice that do tell me such Nissan cause I have several Nissan brands in my fleet
your 1996 Nissan Maxima or which one grin
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by nurey(m): 10:08am On May 13, 2021
OfficialDJ:
your 1996 Nissan Maxima or which one grin
Well a 96 maxima will never somersault because it entered pothole, yes rims may bend, suspension may giveway, struts may deform but it would never somersault.

My advice is not to see Benz as a car made by gods if you attempt to tempt fate, you and your Benz would end up in ... After all the law of physics says what goes up must surely come down. grin ciao
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by Fooolishbuharri: 10:34am On May 13, 2021
nurey:
Yes Benz no be Nissan truly, Benz enter pothole you sleep for half star fueling station grin, Nissan enters pothole, shakes it off and you reach your destination
Na so. E no get motor when dem go drive with force enter pothole sotey wheel break when no go sleep road. Which is why as beautiful as alloy wheels are, cast wheels are still stronger.

Plus those OP wheels are after market, likely Chinese.
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by lagusboyyy(m): 4:11pm On May 13, 2021
OfficialDJ:
im changing the color though to white!
Sexy looking car.

But that black looks good though,why white?
Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 4:50pm On May 13, 2021
Fooolishbuharri:
Na so. E no get motor when dem go drive with force enter pothole sotey wheel break when no go sleep road. Which is why as beautiful as alloy wheels are, cast wheels are still stronger.

Plus those OP wheels are after market, likely Chinese.

Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by OfficialDJ(op): 4:52pm On May 13, 2021
lagusboyyy:
Sexy looking car.

But that black looks good though,why white?
all my cars are white, and white doesn’t radiate heat like black sad
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