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Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Kingdemu: 12:12pm On May 22, 2021 |
YOU SAY WAHALA BE LIKE WETIN AGAIN?? Last week Saturday I got a call that I have to be in Yola on Monday morning. I frantically got a flight ✈️to Abuja scheduled for Sunday and another one scheduled for Yola to Abuja on Monday morning, trip went well, did what I had to do and everything was perfect . I scheduled my trip for yesterday ( Wednesday) back to Kano but due to my acute Phobia of flying and flying on a plane is always my last resort as a means of transportation( if you want to see me tense, anxious and edgy tell me I have to enter plane) and with the recent mishaps of my available options of flying back to Kano ( Max Air and Aero Contractors) I decided to go back to Kano by road. The plan was to go to Gombe on Wednesday, spend the night in Gombe and see my former Boss and then leave for Kano as early as possible to take care of business having been out of office for the whole week. Yesterday I went to Gombe and met my former oga at the top, I pleaded with him to get me a reliable car to take me to Kano, out of his generosity he offered his car and his driver and we scheduled our departure for 6am, by 6:30am we have departed for Kano and the drama began. About 1 hour into our journey and just a few kilometres to Dukku the car broke down , I came down and saw Bush left right and centre and my mind was like for this Kidnapping era, I was like abeg oo. I told the driver to wait by the car while I go to Dukku to get a car that will tow us to Dukku ( the nearest town) . I actually wanted to leave that place because I don't want stories that touch the heart. I got to Dukku, got a car, agreed a price to go tow the car. We went back towed the car to Dukku asked the mechanic how much it will cost to fix the car and paid because I decided it was too risky to continue the journey with the car I decided to charter a car to take me to Kano . I got the normal golf commercial car ,we haggled with the driver over price and finally settled for 13k to Kano. I gave him 10k and told him I will balance him. I called my oga at the top and briefed him and instructed the driver to go back to Gombe when the car is fixed and we started our journey with my new found driver, a distance of about 300kms. About 100km into our journey Driver : Alhaji wallahi bacci nake ji ( Alhaji wallahi I am feeling sleepy ) Me: Me!! Bacci kake ji? ( What? You are feeling sleepy ) Driver: wallahi Alhaji jiya karfe biyun dare na dawo daga Abuja kuma ban samu nayi bacci ba ( I came back from Abuja around 2am and I didn't sleep) Me : Maza kayi parking ka bani motor ( oya Park and give me the car) He parked and I collected and started to drive. Of course it was a jalopy but I was like na dis jalopy we sef dey drive before before God begin shawa us with His blessings so no lele . I go drive amm I myself have not slept getting only about 3 hours of sleep but I never sleep during a journey no matter how tired I am or stressed. First observation Any speed above 100km/hr the car will begin wobbling as if it will skid off the road Second observation Any sudden break the car wil beginl wobbling and begin to skid of the road Third observation The car is always trying to go left so I have to always stir the wheels right to keep the car at the center. And my driver is thier snoring 15kms to Kano he wakes up Driver: Alhaji ko in karbe ka ( Alhaji should I collect the car ) I was too angry to answer Two minutes later Driver: Alhaji bamu samu jumma'a ba ( Alhaji we didn't get Friday prayers) I kept quiet again Before you know it he is back to sleep . Next time he opened his eyes we were at NNPC Mega Station ( Hotoro) He stretched ,yawned and thanked God for journey mercy PICS OF MY DRIVER BELOW 17 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Jeon(f): 12:16pm On May 22, 2021 |
Kingdemu: So what should we do now? Anyway CONGRATULATIONS FOR HAVING SAFE TRIP 1 Like
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Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by missyojo(f): 12:24pm On May 22, 2021 |
Second to the last sentence got my laughing 4 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Dat2jo: 12:24pm On May 22, 2021 |
Jeon:Must you quote the whole damn post you dimwit? 9 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Dat2jo: 12:25pm On May 22, 2021 |
I don laff tire here. See as the supposed driver carry mouth up dey snore 2 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by seyigiggle: 12:30pm On May 22, 2021 |
pay him his balance let him remember you for good 1 Like |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Erojepromise(f): 12:57pm On May 22, 2021 |
The last picture lol 1 Like |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Kingdemu: 1:02pm On May 22, 2021 |
seyigiggle:You say? Abeg mek him no remember me for him life 2 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by vikgreen01(m): 1:04pm On May 22, 2021 |
Did u still pay the driver�� |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Kingdemu: 1:13pm On May 22, 2021 |
vikgreen01:I did oo 3 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Nobody: 2:22pm On May 22, 2021 |
Kingdemu: You paid 13K, still drive your self while your driver had his sleep convenience to full capacity. Anyways, life first. 5 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by agbolahan1991(m): 2:29pm On May 22, 2021 |
Don't b upset... Have been laughing ever since I read the stories... That driver of the golf car is ment walahi.... If I were u I won't complete the pay... That's the balance of 3k... 3 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by itzzkhaliii(m): 2:41pm On May 22, 2021 |
;Dchaiii me just they laugh for here ooo ;Dchaiii me just they laugh for here ooo 1 Like |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by SavageResponse(m): 3:10pm On May 22, 2021 |
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Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Michelle55: 3:27pm On May 22, 2021 |
Oga see as you chop bone, any fly wey mistakenly perch for ya face at that moment, omo na die e dey oh It's only in Nigeria you pay for full service and still drive yasef while the driver snores away You sure say I no switch profession to become driver laidis? 2 Likes
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Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by AgentGoat: 3:34pm On May 22, 2021 |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by mytime24(f): 3:47pm On May 22, 2021 |
Body no b firewood @dsame time man must wack |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Kingdemu: 4:19pm On May 22, 2021 |
Michelle55: 3 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by aumusa: 4:26pm On May 22, 2021 |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by aieromon(m): 5:02pm On May 22, 2021 |
Funny, very funny. Considering the state of roads, I wouldn't mind driving the jalopy myself. 1 Like |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by meobizy(f): 5:20pm On May 22, 2021 |
He is an overworked hustler. I don’t see anything wrong with the story. A lot of people have to make ends meet even if it means unnaturally pushing sleep aside. 1 Like |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Powerfly(f): 5:39pm On May 22, 2021 |
Lwkmd I actually thought this was some made up stories untill I saw Dem pictures..... My guy you need to see me laugh... Sorry for the hassles..omoh life no easy.... Thanks for making me laugh man! That made my day.... 3 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Theboy21: 5:40pm On May 22, 2021 |
Jeon:For quoting everything 2 Likes
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Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by doubleE70: 5:51pm On May 22, 2021 |
I for tear that driver slap I swear 2 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Nobody: 6:25pm On May 22, 2021 |
See as the driver dey sleep dey change style like say na orthopedic mattress him sleep. 7 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by anthonyuncle(m): 6:32pm On May 22, 2021 |
it was really fun, thank God for journey mercies 2 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Patrioticbreed9(m): 6:39pm On May 22, 2021 |
Lols.. It's been long i laughed like this o.. Thank God for jorney mercies though. 2 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by FirstCounsel(m): 7:15pm On May 22, 2021 |
Kingdemu: Very hilarious narrative. You took quite a risk with the road drive considering the security situation. You write very well. Kudos 1 Like |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Harrykn: 7:49pm On May 22, 2021 |
Nah you drive yourself go reach where you want carry driver like escort lol |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by Angelacruz: 8:00pm On May 22, 2021 |
This is very funny...i cant stop laughing 2 Likes |
Re: Wahala: My Adventurous Trip To Yola And Back (pic) by jaszplus12(m): 8:05pm On May 22, 2021 |
Dat2jo:Gaskiya na me laugh pass you! Oooooohhhh Lord! See direba(driver!) 1 Like |
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