Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo, papangolo, pangolo



After the tikitaka, play the blues (the blues, the blues)/
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose (dey lose, dey lose)/
ApariSports dem done confuse (confuse, confuse)/
Citadel wash am with booze (with booze, with booze)/

Shekpites too like to dey Maya (dey Maya, dey Maya)/
Messi contract want expire (expire, expire)/
1 billion contract, Sheikh go hire (go hire, go hire)/
Make Pep win before him retire (retire, retire)/

What makes him better than his peers (his peers, his peers)/
E done dey Man City six years (six years, six years)/
Each UCL dey end in tears (in tears, in tears)/
1 billion later, no big ears (big ears, big ears)

Thiago Silva lift big ears (big ears, big ears)/
Lampard to Tuchel, we switch gears (switch gears, switch gears)/
5 months later, we don blow (don blow, don blow)
He flog Pep three times in a row (a row, a row)/

Rudiger break De Bruynah head (ahead, ahead)/
Havertz put us one ahead (ahead, ahead)/
Mason pass e too confam (confam, confam)/
Havertz10 shake hand with donstan (donstan, donstan)/

Ngolo for Balon D'or (Lon Dor, Lon Dor)/
Na wetin Chelsea fans long for (long for, long for)/
Even France, we go support (support, support)/
Make our hero win for sure (for sure, for sure)/

Dem been say Busquets better pass (ta pass, ta pass)/
Barca fans dey talk with nyash (with nyash, with nyash)/
Busquets no win Man of Match (of match, of match)/
Ngolo win am back to back (to back, to back)/

Him game sweet us for body (body, body)/
Fraudiola gast protect Rodri (Rodri, Rodri)/
Wetin escort eye for see (for see, for see)/
When Kante press am like bobby (bobby, bobby)/

Chelsea fans we dey jolly (jolly, jolly)/
James go make Euros surely (surely, surely)/
If Southgate watch, he go Soji (Soji, Soji)/
Trent no vex, oya sorry (sorry, sorry)/

Even Jorginho put effort (effort, effort)/
Christiansen dey block dem shot (dem shot, dem shot)/
Chilwell maja for Mahrez (Mahrez, Mahrez)/
Put Pep for cardiac arrest (arrest, arrest)/

Tuchel turn Pep to him bïtch (him bïtch, him bïtch)/
Him fans go run like leprous witch (prous witch, prous witch)/
7 days, dem run comot (comot, comot)/
Tomorrow excuse go be church (be church, be church)/

Na so dem fade when e dey hot (dey hot, dey hot)/
Some want sleep for Barbershop (ba shop, ba shop)/
but incase you all forgot (forgot, forgot)/
Apari no need haircut (haircut, haircut)/



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donstan18:
Wetin Tuchel smoke abeg

Unlimited22:
Mount - 1 UCL (including the assist for the winner and the clincher in the semi)

KDB - 0 UCL or Euro or World cup

Mount beasted the UCL semi and final.

Therefore, Mount >>>>>> KDB.


Raumdeuter, remember I don't make the rules.

Ibime:


More like Roman done vex

Traore for £30-40m no bad considering we don't really have a right winger.

I actually need someone to convert that guy to a striker. When a winger is very strong, and can play with his back to goal by virtue of that strength, and dribble anyone one on one, I feel you get more utility from them as a striker. If you check, Arnautovic and Antonio had these qualities and when converted to striker, centrebacks couldn't live with them. I think Traore is a candidate for such conversion.

BlueAngel444:
a strong inform Traore is unstoppable

Though he didn't fair well last season in the unfamiliar wing back role, he is good at the wings as great speed ball control, could work on his finish if he does then a great future drogba in the making

Babawale4real:


Remind me next season when chelsea sack Tuchel for back to back losses.

BlueAngel444:
Ziyech na right winger na, but we need one more

nihilistjnr:
I came here to remind Raumdeuter that EPL teams have won UCL back to back now

Unlike the farmers league

donstan18:

Kane please

Not time for conversion and all that. Tuchel should sign a proper striker as soon as possible.

Greatihex:
I was imagining hazard in those counter situations. E for bloody.

popizaino:


Do you still trust him going forward with what he served you in the fa cup finals?

BlueAngel444:
lukaku

You never notice how no body they link us go Kane, na be the chances of that happening is not possible. Kane wouldn't want to make enemies with THfc fans, if he does move in England e go be to Manchester

donstan18:

Lukaku then, just that i don’t trust his pattern of play to fit in Tuchel’s.

Playing for Mou and then Conte

Trevor012:
Run it back turbo

lalaboi:
Congratulations to all of us oh!

why dem never change this thread Title

BlueAngel444:
Mason Mount created more chances than any other English player in the Premier League this season (87). He created twice as many as any other Chelsea player.

How does one hate a player that keeps getting better every season

hensben:
Fun fact: Kante is doing the work of modric and casemiro for chelsea. who will be our toni kroos seeing that jorginho rarely give long passes.

obainojazz:
Time to recall Bakayoko

obainojazz:
Time to recall Bakayoko

Catfishing:

Guy wetin u dey feel like? You dey feel like say make them prostrate for you before you change this thread topic ni?

e be na this thread be your only achievement for NL bah?

Dude has been online since morning but kept mum.

Like, wtf is wrong with some men sef? This nonsense must stop this month ohhhm

Catfishing:

Unlimited22:
Omo the way afrodoc and Raumdeuter disappeared should be studied in UNILAG


Meanwhile it looks like Chelseabmw wants us to fight

Shayo na bastard!!!!! Nor vex bros ... No more fighting

BizBloke:
Thread title change, anyone? Chelseabmw?

Ibime:


Chelseabmw was here this morning but as he said he is drinking to stupor last night, maybe him eye never still clear.

Everything is sorted now! My eye don clear now lmao