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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 7:58am On Jun 06, 2021
HappyPagan:

Your life on earth.. the pleasures only this world offers .. for some nonsense and streets of gold and mansions after you die.... No be mumu be that? Say this life wey you see na fake.. say the real none na when you die...


No greater scam than Jesus.. even when your mind dey tell you say something dey wrong, you go dey feel bad... You no wan hurt Jesus... What has he done for you?


Lol..I'm already enjoying the pleasures...but I want to go back to Jesus because I miss the peace of mind I enjoyed when I walked with Him faithfully..

Which kind dirty pleasure I dey talk about... relationship now wey be say you no fit trust the other person because their way no dey ever straight...?
ABI na hardship wey wan kill person for this useless and good for nothing country..?
Which pleasure? Suffering and smiling pleasure... Untoo life wey no balance?
And no guarantee of old ripe age as people just dey die up and down..
Is it not better to take the risk just like the people who bought Bitcoin in 2007 and follow Jesus..and see where it'll end. cheesy

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by SweetiliciousD: 8:16am On Jun 06, 2021
Kobojunkie:
The man was reportedly planning to celebrate his 58th birthday in just 7 days too. He already asked people to fast and pray on that day too. undecided

Prophesy isn't for the shallow minded.


"A day to fast and pray " Fasting and prying can ever be termed celebration.

Fasti ng is the self denial of the flesh and chastising it. I doubt if that can be termed "Celebration"

God knows better.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Tony142: 8:24am On Jun 06, 2021
Powerfly:



Lol..I'm already enjoying the pleasures...but I want to go back to Jesus because I miss the peace of mind I enjoyed when I walked with Him faithfully..

Which kind dirty pleasure I dey talk about... relationship now wey be say you no fit trust the other person because their way no dey ever straight...?
ABI na hardship wey wan kill person for this useless and good for nothing country..?
Which pleasure? Suffering and smiling pleasure... Untoo life wey no balance?
And no guarantee of old ripe age as people just dey die up and down..
Is it not better to take the risk just like the people who bought Bitcoin in 2007 and follow Jesus..and see where it'll end. cheesy




According to Wikipedia there are more than 4,200 religion in the world


For your religion to be the right one that means 4,199 are wrong(4,200 - 1 = 4,199)


So the probability that your Jesus is the true religion is just 1/4,200 Lol


Christian believe that Muslim will go to hell fire because they did not believe in Jesus


While, Muslim believe Christian will go to hell fire because they did not believe in prophet Muhammad


So, that means everyone is going to hell in another man's religion tongue


So, stop deceiving yourself about Jesus matter, the probability that your Jesus is the right way is just 1/4,200 lipsrsealed

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Kobojunkie: 8:32am On Jun 06, 2021
SweetiliciousD:

Prophesy isn't for the shallow minded.
"A day to fast and pray " Fasting and prying can ever be termed celebration.
Fasti ng is the self denial of the flesh and chastising it. I doubt if that can be termed "Celebration"

God knows better.
1. You mean the lies you call prophesy isn't for people like me who can spot them lies from over a mile away? Sure, it isn't for me as I am not that gullible! undecided

2. Deemed a day of celebration by whom? God or men? undecided

3. God never called you to starve your bodies in honor of Him. Instead He told you the kind of fasting that He prefers, this in Isaiah 58 vs 5- 13, only many of you are too decieved to listen to God since you are almost always distracted by your god of men and what they tell you instead of what God commands of you. kiss
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 8:41am On Jun 06, 2021
Powerfly:

Lol..I'm already enjoying the pleasures...but I want to go back to Jesus because I miss the peace of mind I enjoyed when I walked with Him faithfully..
Powerfly:

Lol..I'm already enjoying the pleasures...but I want to go back to Jesus because I miss the peace of mind I enjoyed when I walked with Him faithfully..
I usually advice people not walk beside the dead, but suit yourself if that's what gives you peace of mind.

Powerfly:

Which kind dirty pleasure I dey talk about... relationship now wey be say you no fit trust the other person because their way no dey ever straight...?
You must be around some really really horrible people. Can we be friends? My way bend small but i dey try straight am.

Powerfly:

ABI na hardship wey wan kill person for this useless and good for nothing country..?
Na why Jesus popular here well well. Where hardship dey and suffer, when man no understand wetin dey happen, na to call on Jesus. Helps the mind relax, but rarely solves the problem. Na why Naija prayer list dey long everyday

Powerfly:

Which pleasure? Suffering and smiling pleasure... Untoo life wey no balance?
Be like say na financial freedom you desire, not Jesus. Dollars, not Jesus. Pounds and sterling, not Jesus. but if you cant have that, Jesus will do for now. He will give you in heaven, maybe.

Powerfly:

And no guarantee of old ripe age as people just dey die up and down..
Death is normal. People die everyday. Its a normal.


You sound very scared and fretful. That's okay. Nigeria can be a very terrible place to live in.
Is it not better to take the risk just like the people who bought Bitcoin in 2007 and follow Jesus..and see where it'll end. cheesy[/quote]

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 8:48am On Jun 06, 2021
HappyPagan:



No greater scam than Jesus.. even when your mind dey tell you say something dey wrong, you go dey feel bad... You no wan hurt Jesus... What has he done for you?

Yet Christians are happier and more fulfilled than you, think.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 8:53am On Jun 06, 2021
Tony142:

According to Wikipedia there are more than 4,200 religion in the world

For your religion to be the right one that means 4,199 are wrong(4,200 - 1 = 4,199)

So the probability that your Jesus is the true religion is just 1/4,200 Lol
I've always found this to be silly and just ignored it, but really its like saying, there are 8 billion human beings living their ways of life on earth so the chances of my way of life being right is 1/8billion!

It is based on the ignorant assumption that only one way must be right which is ignorantly ignoring the fact that even Jesus' Father's house is like an estate that is full of mansions, and the fact that he is going there to prepare a place for you does not imply he is the only preparer of places, nor that he is only preparing a place for you.

Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 8:54am On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


Yet Christians are happier and more fulfilled than you, think.
Saw a guy pulling his dick at the bus stop on my way to work yesterday.. he looked quite happy and fulfilled. Like you.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Tony142: 8:56am On Jun 06, 2021
budaatum:

I've always found this to be silly and just ignored it, but really its like saying, there are 8 billion human beings living their ways of life on earth so the chances of my way of life being right is 1/8billion!

It is based on the ignorant assumption that only one way must be right which is ignorantly ignoring the fact that even Jesus' Father's house is like an estate that is full of mansions, and the fact that he is going there to prepare a place for you does not imply he is the only preparer of places, nor that he is only preparing a place for you.




U do not want to engage u in an argument, because from what u just say, I can predict the level of your IQ, and engaging you will be a waste of time , have a nice day, bye...

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 9:02am On Jun 06, 2021
HappyPagan:

Saw a guy pulling his dick at the bus stop on my way to work yesterday.. he looked quite happy and fulfilled. Like you.

Think, i specifically mentioned Christians. All your Christian teachers and benefactors for instance.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Psalmspsalms: 9:07am On Jun 06, 2021
Kobojunkie:
He is a false prophet though and this because Jesus Christ judged Him so. undecided
Alright brother, I guess am entitled to what I understand and you're entitled to what you say.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 9:09am On Jun 06, 2021
Tony142:

U do not want to engage u in an argument, because from what u just say, I can predict the level of your IQ, and engaging you will be a waste of time , have a nice day, bye...

Have a nice day Tony the predictor of IQ levels that even IQ tests can not predict.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by SweetiliciousD: 9:11am On Jun 06, 2021
Kobojunkie:
1. You mean the lies you call prophesy isn't for people like me who can spot them lies from over a mile away? Sure, it isn't for me as I am not that gullible! undecided

2. Deemed a day of celebration by whom? God or men? undecided

3. God never called you to starve your bodies in honor of Him. Instead He told you the kind of fasting that He prefers, this in Isaiah 58 vs 5- 13, only many of you are too decieved to listen to God since you are almost always distracted by your god of men and what they tell you instead of what God commands of you. kiss

I have no Word of mine to tell you.

I rather you humble yourself, unlearn and relearn about fasting.

I have included a link for your learning delight :

https://www.thenivbible.com/blog/10-biblical-purposes-fasting/
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Kobojunkie: 9:15am On Jun 06, 2021
Psalmspsalms:

Alright brother, I guess am entitled to what I understand and you're entitled to what you say.
You and I don't have a part in this. Jesus Christ has spoken.. it is either you believe what He says or you don't. No two ways about it. Jesus Christ declared all those who teach doctrines and traditions of men instead of His Truth, liars and false prophets. undecided
And this man did exactly that which Jesus Christ commanded against. Will you believe Jesus Christ or will you believe in man instead? That is the choice before you and I am not the one giving it you. undecided
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 9:16am On Jun 06, 2021
HappyPagan:

We will all die. It's a good thing.

It's neither a good thing nor a bad thing.


It's a meaningless thing.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Kobojunkie: 9:18am On Jun 06, 2021
SweetiliciousD:

I have no Word of mine to tell you.
I rather you humble yourself, unlearn and relearn about fasting.
I have included a link for your learning delight :
https://www.thenivbible.com/blog/10-biblical-purposes-fasting/
Do you have any idea what you have just done? You have chosen to ignore the very Words of God Himself so you can instead continue to suck on the lies that is the doctrines and traditions of men. shocked shocked

You have shown that the very Truth of God spoken by God in Isaiah 58 have no real value in your heart because you care more for the mere words and postulates of ordinary men. undecided
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by SweetiliciousD: 9:24am On Jun 06, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Do you have any idea what you have just done? You have chosen to ignore the very Words of God Himself so you can instead continue to suck on the lies that is the doctrines and traditions of men. shocked shocked

You have shown that the very Truth of God spoken by God in Isaiah 58 have no real value in your heart because you care more for the mere words and postulates of ordinary men. undecided

Do not be a pervert. You repeated my statement. The Word of the Good Book is God's not mine.

Read and learn.

Once again, I have no Word of mine to tell you about that topic. Take the Word of God or leave it.


You have a choice.

https://www.thenivbible.com/blog/10-biblical-purposes-fasting/
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Kobojunkie: 9:26am On Jun 06, 2021
SweetiliciousD:

Do not be a pervert. You repeated my statement. The Word of the Good Book is God's not mine.

Read and learn.

Once again, I have no Word of mine to tell you about that topic. Take the Word of God or leave it.
You have a choice.
https://www.thenivbible.com/blog/10-biblical-purposes-fasting/
Again..Isaiah 58 vs 5 to 13 is God tellig you the kind of fasting He wants from you. Was God wrong in Isaiah 58? undecided

How does reposting the same doctrine of men from before change what God said in Isaiah 58 regarding the kind of fasting He wants from you instead? undecided
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Vic2Ree(m): 9:48am On Jun 06, 2021
budaatum:

I've always found this to be silly and just ignored it, but really its like saying, there are 8 billion human beings living their ways of life on earth so the chances of my way of life being right is 1/8billion!

It is based on the ignorant assumption that only one way must be right
This is interesting because most Christians are actually fond of this "ignorant assumption" - which is exactly why skeptics always use the idea of various other religions to expose this "ignorant assumption that only one way must be right"

which is ignorantly ignoring the fact that even Jesus' Father's house is like an estate that is full of mansions, and the fact that he is going there to prepare a place for you does not imply he is the only preparer of places, nor that he is only preparing a place for you.
If that's the case, then anybody should be free to follow any religion s/he wants without being judged to be a "pagan" or "sinner" or "unbeliever". Correct me if I'm wrong or if I misunderstood

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 9:58am On Jun 06, 2021
Vic2Ree:

This is interesting because most Christians are actually fond of this "ignorant assumption" - which is exactly why skeptics always use the idea of various other religions to expose this "ignorant assumption that only one way must be right"
They are obviously wrong, and have not learnt the lesson that Christ taught in the Parable of the Orangutan, where he said, "emulate the orangutan", and not the priest nor the Levite who's belief is what made them sin.

Vic2Ree:

If that's the case, then anybody should be free to follow any religion s/he wants without being judged to be a "pagan" or "sinner" or "unbeliever". Correct me if I'm wrong or if I misunderstood
Everybody is free to follow any religion they want so long as they do not scare the horses nor break the law. And the judgement of others is irrelevant, since their judgement can not hurt the body nor the spirit nor the soul.

Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by SweetiliciousD: 10:01am On Jun 06, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Again..Isaiah 58 vs 5 to 13 is God tellig you the kind of fasting He wants from you. Was God wrong in Isaiah 58? undecided

How does reposting the same doctrine of men from before change what God said in Isaiah 58 regarding the kind of fasting He wants from you instead? undecided

Be guided by the Light you receive.

Amen.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Vic2Ree(m): 10:05am On Jun 06, 2021
budaatum:

They are obviously wrong, and have not learnt the lesson that Christ taught in the Parable of the Orangutan, where he said, "emulate the orangutan", and not the priest nor the Levite who's belief is what made them sin.


Everybody is free to follow any religion they want so long as they do not scare the horses nor break the law. And the judgement of others is irrelevant, since their judgement can not hurt the body nor the spirit nor the soul.
Hmm. I'm not sure many Christians would agree with you here but I understand your argument. A lot of the Christians I've met in my lifetime are not this flexible. They maintain that Jesus is the only way, truth and life.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 10:22am On Jun 06, 2021
Vic2Ree:

Hmm. I'm not sure many Christians would agree with you here but I understand your argument. A lot of the Christians I've met in my lifetime are not this flexible. They maintain that Jesus is the only way, truth and life.
A lot of Christians do not need to agree with me, Vic. They are not God so their agreement is irrelevant.

The fact remains that the reward for making out my own religion is righteous and that of others isn't is an expensive trip to the dentist if I am lucky to repent before its too late.

Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 10:25am On Jun 06, 2021
Vic2Ree:

This is interesting because most Christians are actually fond of this "ignorant assumption" - which is exactly why skeptics always use the idea of various other religions to expose this "ignorant assumption that only one way must be right"


If that's the case, then anybody should be free to follow any religion s/he wants without being judged to be a "pagan" or "sinner" or "unbeliever". Correct me if I'm wrong or if I misunderstood

Jesus said he is the way to the Father and no one can get to the Father except through him.


So, according to your thoughts, Jesus is wrong.



Well, I am not trying to defend Jesus, anyway.


Let him appear to you and argue with you.


I will rather watch you guys debate.



If the so-called Father doesn't show up,then Jesus might have to threaten you so that you won't attempt to break into any of the Father's so-called mansions like a hoodlum.


In other words, Jesus may not tolerate your refusal to accept that he is the only way and the Father may not show up to clarify or tell you if Mohammed is permitted to eat at the same table as Jesus who declared people as children of the Father as a result of their Christianity or discipleship.

I was born into a Christian home or a home of Christians/people that think Jesus is the way to the Father and I still go to church but I don't think I should take "way to the Father" seriously,anymore.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 10:28am On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:


It's neither a good thing nor a bad thing.


It's a meaningless thing.
A meaningless thing which you had to pick up on..
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 10:30am On Jun 06, 2021
HappyPagan:

A meaningless thing which you had to pick up on..

I didn't pick up on bla bla bla.


I was just born and I will just die.


I've got no option.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Kobojunkie: 10:32am On Jun 06, 2021
SweetiliciousD:

Be guided by the Light you receive.
Amen.
There is only one light and He is the same Truth of God. Any message that deviates even a smidge from that which God has spoken is a lie where the Truth of God is concerned. So when God tells you what He wants in Isaiah 58, and you look instead for ways to get around what God Himself has decreed, you are not fooling God but yourself in such things.. undecided

Know that God will never lower His standard for anymam, not even those who try to plead ignorance of His Word. undecided
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 10:33am On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:


I didn't pick up on bla bla bla.


I was just born and I will just die.


I've got no option.
You are a meaningless being searching for meaning. You were born.. you will die. That's nothing new.
. It's what we do in between those points that creates some sort of meaning...and whether those meanings are real or not, they have made the world a quite colorful place..

For a bag of bones only here temporarily, you sure force this meaningless issues.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 10:33am On Jun 06, 2021
Vic2Ree:

They maintain that Jesus is the only way, truth and life.

O. And the Logos is the only way, truth and life.

See definition of Logos here: http://web.engr.oregonstate.edu/~funkk/Personal/logos.html
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 10:34am On Jun 06, 2021
Kobojunkie:
There is only one light and He is the same Truth of God. Any message that deviates even a smidge from that which God has spoken is a lie where the Truth of God is concerned.
But this message has been retold, edited, respun, and revised over ages... Do you have the original one? Can you see brightly the Jesus beyond the Epistles?

Your truth might just be another version of the lies..

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by KnownUnknown: 11:05am On Jun 06, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Anointing water and sticker....what the fk does that even mean? This reads like what you would pick up from maybe a Babalawo-Con undecided

So quick to insult your heritage as if Christians priests aren’t their equivalent.
What is a Christian priest other than the Babalawo of a Jewish tribal god?

What’s the difference between a Christian priest and a Babalawo other than their individual beliefs? Both make unfounded and supernatural claims.
The late christian priest was part of a religion that ritualistically eats the body of its god man by consuming bread and wine, so what’s far fetched about anointing oil and stickers in that context? They already believe asinine nonsense, so why the arbitrary line?

Don’t insult Babalawo when the Christian faith has more than enough example of cons. Anointing oil and stickers are good old fashioned juju you pick up at the first kiosk at every Christian-Con. leave our culture alone and embrace your religion of love that has a torture device as its symbol.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 11:11am On Jun 06, 2021
HappyPagan:

You are a meaningless being searching for meaning. You were born.. you will die. That's nothing new.
. It's what we do in between those points that creates some sort of meaning...and whether those meanings are real or not, they have made the world a quite colorful place..

For a bag of bones only here temporarily, you sure force this meaningless issues.

Your writing is poor.

The fact I don't have a creator doesn't mean I am meaningless.
The fact I am not the first to be born and I won't be the first to die doesn't mean I am meaningless.
I don't have to create any meaning.
In fact, nobody creates any meaning.
I only have to express myself meaningfully.
A meaningful expression can be demonstrated.
It cannot be created.

A word is a group of letters that can be used to express thoughts,ideas,feelings,experiences,etc.
The meaning of a word is the expression that is meant to be demonstrated when it is used in speech or writing.

If a word has no straightforward meaning,then it can never be used to demonstrate a meaningful expression that is straightforward.

I don't force meaningless issues.

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