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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 3:00pm On Jun 06, 2021
Psalmspsalms:

Why call him a yahoo pastor? Do you have any evidence for that which you claim? Even of u do, you've got no right, I mean, no iota of right to judge anyone; for judgment is of the Lord.

But y'all use to judge and condemn gay people..and forget that... Judgement is of the Lord.. grin angry
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 3:04pm On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:



She was the one that was talking about having nothing to offer him before he responded.

What do you think she has to offer him?


I already said I had nothing to offer..hence the lack of need for friends... Then I asked what he had to offer..guy man start long story.. grin cheesy
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 3:06pm On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:


Read my reply to the nonsense you are praising her for.


Lol... Why are you pained that he's praising me...? cheesy cheesy

It's like you're an enemy of progress atheist.... angry
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 3:08pm On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


You're crushing, eeyah.


Lol grin cheesy grin

The guy is trying to bring scope and formats... Me that is using 7D to observe nairaland alpha males grin cheesy
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by HappyPagan: 3:28pm On Jun 06, 2021
Powerfly:


Then what is friendship... I'll love to upgrade my school of thought with your exact definition....

Oh no... The fear of death is not just it... It is the love He has toward mankind that Marvel's me.... Imagine laying your royalty and swag aside and coming down to the same world you created only for humans you also created to treat you as crap....kill you in the most excruciating manner not knowing you actually came to die..it was all in the plan to win their wicked hearts back to you...
That love that makes Him forgive even the worst and vilest sinner..and never seem to look back or remember those sins is what enthralled me about His personality.

Do I need to see Jesus before I believe in Him? No... That's why He is God... I see him in the wonders of His Creation.. I see Him in every Good humans do...

You're speaking for yourself... We all know that freindships these days are transactional... If you happen to be friends with someone who adds no value whatsoever to your life and you see yourself being the giver always.. you'll begin to see and perceive this person as a parasite and leech... You men sing it here that Nigerian ladies are leeches... I always wonder what that means.. if friendships are not transactional.. cheesy cheesy
Oh well.. wish you luck.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jun 06, 2021
budaatum:


No hell. It is you who lacks understanding.

According to budaatum,I lack understanding.


Since you are the one saying it,then it doesn't matter.


Therefore, I command you to continue to accuse me of that and a lot more towards vanity till you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jun 06, 2021
Powerfly:



I already said I had nothing to offer..hence the lack of need for friends... Then I asked what he had to offer..guy man start long story.. grin cheesy


Why did you say you have nothing to offer??


Do you live alone?
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 6:34pm On Jun 06, 2021
Powerfly:



Lol... Why are you pained that he's praising me...? cheesy cheesy

It's like you're an enemy of progress atheist.... angry


Pained?

I just stated what I wanted to state so that he would know you had questions to answer.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jun 06, 2021
Powerfly:


You're wrong bro.... Lemme ask you.. what's your definition of fun? I hope it's not sex... sad
How did I know there won't be sex in Heaven..? There won't be marriage and procreation.. so no sex..coz that was what God designed it for before Lucifer hijacked it grin

The essence of meeting people is to have that feeling of...'wow... So you're real!" Feeling... It would be like getting to meet and live with celebrities like Rihana, Beyonce,jayz and Micheal Jackson....

When I finally get All the gold,diamonds and see all the angels... I would still be happy, excited and content because that's how the heavenly body is made to function... You get tired and bored and sleepy and angry and moody because you're wearing a human body that is made with temporary materials.. nothing last forever here..but over there.. everything would last forever and that includes the excitement and the lifespan... Forever! No boredom!
And who told you there's not Gon be entertainment and technologies.. the Bible says God is going to surprise all those who makes it. It'll be a surprise..something and many things beyond our human imagination...
Lastly... The fun and enjoyment is Gon last forever.. remember that " forever Young" song.... That's how life and happiness would last..and that is why God wants us to risk or better still..invest this short lifespan to get forever with him.

After all.... If you enjoy all there is to enjoy in this life and die... You'll definitely forget how it taste like and your state of mind and thinking would be the same with someone who never enjoyed anything good in this life.. cheesy cheesy wink
Must sex happen between married people or those that want children only ?
What will be wearing the heavenly body that is always happy/satisfied
How can meeting anyone satisfy anybody permanently?
Does it mean you will become a lunatic that feels a particular way permanently?
Don't you know it's only a lunatic that can feel a particular way permanently?
How can there be technology when the materials for making technology can't exist in a place that is different from where they are found
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


What question Victor?
Go back to what you quoted before I quoted you!
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 7:11pm On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:

Go back to what you quoted before I quoted you!

Did not see the question. Ask again Victor, it should be given you.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


Did not see the question. Ask again Victor, it should be given you.

HellVictorinho asked what that girl has to offer!!!!!!

What the hell does she have to offer
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 7:25pm On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:


HellVictorinho asked what that girl has to offer!!!!!!

What the hell does she have to offer

She said that she has nothing to offer him, she doesn't need him. Do you have a problem with that or you need a toy, Victor?

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


She said that she has nothing to offer him, she doesn't need him. Do you have a problem with that or you need a toy, Victor?

You don't get it.


This is not about him.


What does she have to offer anybody??
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 7:34pm On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:


You don't get it.


This is not about him.


What does she have to offer anybody??

What do you care? If you want to start begging, please send her a DM. Stop embarrassing your name and your unbelieving friends.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Psalmspsalms: 7:50pm On Jun 06, 2021
Powerfly:


But y'all use to judge and condemn gay people..and forget that... Judgement is of the Lord.. grin angry
Are u a lesbian?
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


What do you care? If you want to start begging, please send her a DM. Stop embarrassing your name and your unbelieving friends.


Keep dodging things!!!

You will end up nowhere!!!!

She brought up the issue of having things to offer but you are defending her in vain!!!!


Who asked her if she had anything before?



People like you are too proud to make sense in cases like this!!!!


You think you can hurt someone by insulting or mocking the person but you don't know it's not everyone that needs your praise!!!

In other words, it's not my self-esteem you are destroying with your nonsense!!!!

If you think anyone that asks you for help deserves to be mocked,it doesn't mean you deserve respect!!!


A person that mocks people unnecessarily doesn't deserve respect from anyone!!!!

Your pride is in vain!!!!
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 8:05pm On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:



Keep dodging things!!!

You will end up nowhere!!!!

She brought up the issue of having things to offer but you are defending her in vain!!!!


Who asked her if she had anything before?



People like you are too proud to make sense in cases like this!!!!


You think you can hurt someone by insulting or mocking the person but you don't know it's not everyone that needs your praise!!!

In other words, it's not my self-esteem you are destroying with your nonsense!!!!

If you think anyone that asks you for help deserves to be mocked,it doesn't mean you deserve respect!!!


A person that mocks people unnecessarily doesn't deserve respect from anyone!!!!

Your pride is in vain!!!!

You're deeply hurt Victor, you seem to need someone to talk to and release your frustrations on. Now, i'm not a certified psychologist but let's see what i can do. Tell me, how often do you feel like ending it and what do you think i can do to help?

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by mrsoludomeka(m): 8:40pm On Jun 06, 2021
dmkara:

Have you asked yourself why he was unable to predict his own death? Someone posted above that he was even planning on celebrating his 58th birth date in 7 days' time. It's kind of weird that many don't use common sense to know this man was a false prophet. His foundation, which was set on sand, will collapse with his demise, unless the devils find a suitable person to replace him. His claim of being a prophet was the first sign of his falsehood, but many couldn't see it. Many people just don't seem to be able to use their brains anymore.
Another worrying sign is that the cause of death is not known. This is a premature death and it came just suddenly. He was strong and healthy just days before his death. No accidents involved, otherwise I think his people would have mentioned it. Looks like the death of an occult man (they are known to die such sudden and premature deaths).
I for one, know this guy was fake 100%.
Ok.but atleast he helped the needy.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 8:41pm On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


You're deeply hurt Victor, you seem to need someone to talk to and release your frustrations on. Now, i'm not a certified psychologist but let's see what i can do. Tell me, how often do you feel like ending it and what do you think i can do to help?

You are spot on enough! He needs help but is rather too proud to admit it.

https://www.nairaland.com/6476995/what-prefer

https://www.nairaland.com/6470914/message-budaatum
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 8:45pm On Jun 06, 2021
budaatum:


You are spot on enough! He needs help but is rather too proud to admit it.

https://www.nairaland.com/6476995/what-prefer

https://www.nairaland.com/6470914/message-budaatum

It is well, i sincerely hope that he's helped. He's quite a troubled soul.

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by budaatum: 9:00pm On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


It is well, i sincerely hope that he's helped. He's quite a troubled soul.

No one but himself can help him, but he is unfortunately too irresponsible to become responsible for helping himself so he suffers and irresponsibly blames others for his sufferings, which just makes him suffer even more.

That is the nature of his [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du%E1%B8%A5kha?wprov=sfla1]duḥkha[/url].

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 9:33pm On Jun 06, 2021
Psalmspsalms:

Are u a lesbian?


Lol.... How does that relate bro?? ABI you wan judge me ni... grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 9:45pm On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:

Must sex happen between married people or those that want children only ?
What will be wearing the heavenly body that is always happy/satisfied
How can meeting anyone satisfy anybody permanently?
Does it mean you will become a lunatic that feels a particular way permanently?
Don't you know it's only a lunatic that can feel a particular way permanently?
How can there be technology when the materials for making technology can't exist in a place that is different from where they are found




I love and crave the lunatic feeling..... I no see the kind yeye fun I dey enjoy for here....pls Jesus let me just feel permanently lunaticated for the rest of my Eternal life....make boredom kill me for heaven... I no want fun again abeg...
Technology wey God don put in place go dey alright...na because of plenty problem and imperfections bring science and technology...the world would be perfect then so there'll be no need for x-rays..cars, planes coz our body would be able to do similar and more efficient way... That's the greatest technology and I'm gon be okay with that... cheesy
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Powerfly(f): 9:48pm On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:



Why did you say you have nothing to offer??


Do you live alone?

I live with my family..
Bros I no get money, I no get desire to bang, I no go come around..I no go wash..highest na advise I go dey give and plenty motivational speeches... cheesy

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Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


You're deeply hurt Victor, you seem to need someone to talk to and release your frustrations on. Now, i'm not a certified psychologist but let's see what i can do. Tell me, how often do you feel like ending it and what do you think i can do to help?


Do you think you know me?

Why not ask if I ever wanted to end anything before saying this or that??


Your ambition is to establish my doom but I won't let it happen because I have accepted certain things as my fate instead of thoughts of people like you towards me.



You always use all kinds of derogatory language towards me but you expect me to tell you what you can help with.


Why not rain curses towards me or accuse me of things that don't enhance someone's reputation?
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jun 06, 2021
Powerfly:


I live with my family..
Bros I no get money, I no get desire to bang, I no go come around..I no go wash..highest na advise I go dey give and plenty motivational speeches... cheesy

Will you live with your family till you die
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jun 06, 2021
budaatum:


You are spot on enough! He needs help but is rather too proud to admit it.

https://www.nairaland.com/6476995/what-prefer

https://www.nairaland.com/6470914/message-budaatum


You know the nonsense you tell me has no use but you keep saying it.


We shall see if the nonsense will stop me from doing what I want to do.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jun 06, 2021
Powerfly:


I love and crave the lunatic feeling..... I no see the kind yeye fun I dey enjoy for here....pls Jesus let me just feel permanently lunaticated for the rest of my Eternal life....make boredom kill me for heaven... I no want fun again abeg...
Technology wey God don put in place go dey alright...na because of plenty problem and imperfections bring science and technology...the world would be perfect then so there'll be no need for x-rays..cars, planes coz our body would be able to do similar and more efficient way... That's the greatest technology and I'm gon be okay with that... cheesy


Go and take colorado along with marijuana so that you will get lunaticated!

You don't have to wait for Jesus to do it!
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jun 06, 2021
budaatum:


No one but himself can help him, but he is unfortunately too irresponsible to become responsible for helping himself so he suffers and irresponsibly blames others for his sufferings, which just makes him suffer even more.

That is the nature of his [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du%E1%B8%A5kha?wprov=sfla1]duḥkha[/url].


Says budaatum or a waste of time here
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jun 06, 2021
Image123:


It is well, i sincerely hope that he's helped. He's quite a troubled soul.

You are wasting your time.
Re: Yep! TB Joshua Is Very Dead! by Image123(m): 10:37pm On Jun 06, 2021
HellVictorinho:



Do you think you know me?

Why not ask if I ever wanted to end anything before saying this or that??


Your ambition is to establish my doom but I won't let it happen because I have accepted certain things as my fate instead of thoughts of people like you towards me.



You always use all kinds of derogatory language towards me but you expect me to tell you what you can help with.


Why not rain curses towards me or accuse me of things that don't enhance someone's reputation?

You do need help Victor. You're likely still alive because of a family member's prayers or lifestyle. Let God help you, your burdens are obviously too much a struggle for you.

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