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When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by iExplore(m): 9:31pm On Jun 24, 2021
Pick the wrong lady for marriage, and your case will be as, or worse than the meme below. No jokes grin

I'm not trynna scare you guys, I'm just being brutally honest

iExplore:


A lady took her sick husband to a doctor for checkup. The doctor, after examining the man's condition, told the lady what and how to take very good care of her sick husband to make him recover:

Doctor: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following he will surely die.
Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal No chores.
No nagging. Oh yes, and make love
several times a week. Do this for the next year and he'll regain his health
completely.


On their way home, the man (her husband) asked the lady (his wife) what the doctor said, and she replied:

Wife: You are going to die.

That's it bro. Don't make me do this again grin
Go buy a smartphone



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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Goldbw122(m): 9:33pm On Jun 24, 2021
grin cheesy Quality summary.

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Manq(m): 9:49pm On Jun 24, 2021
Eyaaah

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Ogamysamo: 10:19pm On Jun 24, 2021
i can't see it clear my phone is too small.




abeg nobody should call my phone fake phone please cause if im vex i no get replacement 4ran



oh my phone don't mind them, i know you are small but mighty. one day YOU will grow LOLgrin

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Ogamysamo: 10:22pm On Jun 24, 2021
iExplore:
Pick the wrong lady for marriage, and your case will be as, or worse than the meme below. No jokes grin

I'm not trynna scare you guys, I'm just being brutally honest

guy write am na make people like me benefit. i take God beg you.

can't wait to read

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 24, 2021
Ogamysamo:
i can't see it clear my phone is too small.




abeg nobody should call my phone fake phone please cause if im vex i no get replacement 4ran



oh my phone don't mind them, i know you are small but mighty. one day will grow
If to say i get money now i for buy you better phone

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Ogamysamo: 10:27pm On Jun 24, 2021
SmellySperm:

If to say i get money now i for buy you better phone
abeg help me post am na!


make better phone wait dis 1 no b fake, 1day e go grow

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by iExplore(m): 11:29pm On Jun 24, 2021
Ogamysamo:


guy write am na make people like me benefit. i take God beg you.

can't wait to read

Don't worry, I gat u.

A lady took her sick husband to a doctor for checkup. The doctor, after examining the man's condition, told the lady what and how to take very good care of her sick husband to make him recover:

Doctor: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following he will surely die.
Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal No chores.
No nagging. Oh yes, and make love
several times a week. Do this for the next year and he'll regain his health
completely.


On their way home, the man (her husband) asked the lady (his wife) what the doctor said, and she replied:

Wife: You are going to die.

That's it bro. Don't make me do this again grin
Go buy a smartphone

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Nobody: 6:17am On Jun 25, 2021
Omo,
Na own goal the man marry o.

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by slawormiir: 12:08pm On Jun 25, 2021
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....this woman own still good small

Na wrong woman she be...

What about the bad ones.....them go lie say doctor say make you buy one drugs...knowing fully well that the medicine is deadly....just to hasten up the day you will die

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by yeyeboi(m): 12:08pm On Jun 25, 2021
Gbam
Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Legalcriminal: 12:09pm On Jun 25, 2021
Maybe the man no fit bang well sef

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by phr0nesis(m): 12:09pm On Jun 25, 2021
Something like this

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by EXLOVER(m): 12:09pm On Jun 25, 2021
Hhh

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Drella(m): 12:09pm On Jun 25, 2021
dedons:
Oj
EXLOVER:
Hhh
phr0nesis:
Damn
Hasihew:
Read me
Legalcriminal:
K
yeyeboi:
Gbam
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright
Manq:
Eyaaah
dedons:
Oj
obembet:
M
MZEE01:
ok
milky3:
Hmm
bamvik:
Wahala for problem
OsusTroller:
sad sad sad sad
Fiscus105:
Ok
OmayieHenry:
wink
Franckelv230:
grin

Are you okay? angry

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by cescky(m): 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
angry

Whats you're point op?

We know a bad wife is a destiny destroyer..

Why all the drama / long series for some thing we all know..

Or did i miss something?
Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by kingthreat(m): 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
Many men who make the marriage mistake knows this. That is why we look for side-chics for happiness outside. May we never meet a Chidinma Ojukwu.

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Nobody: 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
Ogamysamo:
abeg help me post am na!


make better phone wait dis 1 no b fake, 1day e go grow
Atall atall na e bad pass my guy cheesy
Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Franckelv230: 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
But honestly speaking speaking, no woman would come to my house and not keep to the normal rules and regulations binding marriage/home. I will throw you back to under the bridge if you don't like your papa house again.

Imagine after suffering and dodging every of the death bullets that Nigeria politicians/rulers throw at us in the name of leadership, one woman won't allow me have a good time in my house?
Lol, what an unfunny joke...

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by OsusTroller: 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
cool cool
Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by OmayieHenry(m): 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
We are still going to cross that bridge. But before then let me finish my work here by setting up these foreign supermarket shelves. Incase, we are importers of foreign supermarket shelves for your malls, pharmacy, bakery, stores and other at an affordable rate and also supply nationwide whatsapp me
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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Fiscus105(m): 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
Many of the ladies see marriage as a way to escape poverty and see it as paradise (place of comfort) and when illusion refuses to come to reality, they turn against the man who brought them to the institution, the institution they know they will never gradute.

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by OsusTroller: 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
sad sad sad sad
Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by bamvik(m): 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
Wahala for problem
Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Franckelv230: 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
An evil woman is no hard to detect. Once you see someone like Ngeneukwu, you should be able to tell how she would turn your family upside down.

Nobody that knew you before, would be any close to you again. I'm not saying that Ngeneukwu is bad o, I'm just telling you how an average buhari media cow is.

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by milky3(f): 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
Hmm
Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by Franckelv230: 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2021
As you make your bed, so you will lay on it.

You can't make her your demigod while dating and expect her not to want to become your might God when you get married

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by MZEE01: 12:11pm On Jun 25, 2021
Men do not need to beg for pleasure from their wives.

If the understanding is there between husband and wife, accessing her kitchen does not require breaking padlocks.

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by obembet(f): 12:11pm On Jun 25, 2021
M

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by dedons: 12:11pm On Jun 25, 2021
Mtcheeeeeew...

Old joke abi na story.

I just wasted my 0.5mb for nothing.

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Re: When You Pick The Wrong Lady For Marriage (meme) by CalabarPikin: 12:11pm On Jun 25, 2021
Fear women

Mostly the devils called ladies in this our time...

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