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omonighoblessing:
Let's hear your worst sleepover experience.

What happened? ���.

Here’s one of such experiences


I went to their place to sleep because there is a party in my hostel which I no wan attend and I seriously needed a good sleep all of which I explained to her and she said no problem.

Naso I left my hostel around 8pm for their place. Unfortunately I didn't know the parents are Deeper Life Pastors wey dey do vigil every night . After dinner, I just entered my friend's room around 10pm and slept. The next thing I knew, someone was waking me around 11pm for vigil wey Dem no tell me, vigil wey I no plan.

Aha Babe, but na because of sleep I cum una house nah, why you no kuku leave me for my hostel, atleast I go still get some sleep .

Naso we take do vigil from 11pm to 4am o and I get lecture on campus in the morning by 7am .

Folakemi, I still haven't forgiven you o, my God will judge you and your people ☹️ ☹️

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Nicklaus619:
That year after graduation, I was working in a cyber cafe, this isn't your everyday cyber cafe, , there is also a computer school, printing of large format for advertisement and photography and so on, the company occupied a whole plaza, imagine how big it is, so there was a place provided for us the workers to sleep after each day, we are only permitted to go to our houses only on sartuday night, to resume early Monday morning

So there was this new guy, chiboy, a fresh graduate too, he's a photographer and he's demm good, did I forget to mention that there was also a music studio in the plaza own by same company,? Yes we where about 20 workers at the time, 9 boys 11 babes, we sleep 6 in each room.

So the first day chiboy was suppose to sleep in the companies lodge for the first time, we watch, , movies, play ps2 turn by turn until almost 2am and we all slept off,

I was already far in the dream land when all of a sudden it seems like the whole house was quaking and people where shouting running shelter smelter matching my head several times inside the room, out of confusion, I woke up too

I started running round the room with the fellow guys running and shouting like a headless chicken , after running and scattering the room like for 2-3 minutes, we regain I regained my consciousness and turn on the light in the room, only to see Chiboy still running and screaming all over the room like craze person, and guess what, his eyes where closed all this while, that was how one of my fellow guy held him down and gave the werey a general beating, him eyes come clear by force

Dude was raving like a possessed headless chicken , that when he realised where he was and told us he sleep walks most times we couldn't sleep until the day breaks, my heart was beating heavily

I had to experience that for the first time.

After that day, we all got ready, each time he wakes up and start shouting, one of us will just on the light and give him a dirty slap to come back to life e

ogashman:
Was usually going for sleep overs at her place.
During this time, I discovered that once it's 10pm I start hearing some rustling sounds at her backyard cos her window is at the back of the house, being made by restless rats.


I thought it a normal thing. But on this fateful night, while I was asleep, she woke up. Said she has something to tell me that I should promise I won't leave her after hearing her.


I checked the time it was around 2am. I told her I won't leave her.

This girl opened up to me that she has a spirit husband. And those sounds I hear at night re not from rats but her spirit hubby who always comes around to sleep with her.....

That he was making those sounds because I have taken his place, and he couldn't gain access.



To be honest, I literarily froze that moment. I was like babe why re u telling me this by this time of the night. I couldn't wait for dawn before emulating Chioma Ajunwa and never came back.

It was later I got to discover that was the reason why she could jus stare at one spot for a long time; later told me she does this whenever he communicates with her.


Some weird things also happened to her which she later told me was caused by her spirit husband. she could literarily go blind when reading for a test, regains her sight after some hours. When writing, her hands sometimes go numb that she wouldn't be able to hold a pen. Although, she regains herself after some hours.

This actually happened in a tertiary institution

The man tormented her till she was withdrawn from the institution

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

Nicklaus619:
That year after graduation, I was working in a cyber cafe, this isn't your everyday cyber cafe, , there is also a computer school, printing of large format for advertisement and photography and so on, the company occupied a whole plaza, imagine how big it is, so there was a place provided for us the workers to sleep after each day, we are only permitted to go to our houses only on sartuday night, to resume early Monday morning

So there was this new guy, chiboy, a fresh graduate too, he's a photographer and he's demm good, did I forget to mention that there was also a music studio in the plaza own by same company,? Yes we where about 20 workers at the time, 9 boys 11 babes, we sleep 6 in each room.

So the first day chiboy was suppose to sleep in the companies lodge for the first time, we watch, , movies, play ps2 turn by turn until almost 2am and we all slept off,

I was already far in the dream land when all of a sudden it seems like the whole house was quaking and people where shouting running shelter smelter matching my head several times inside the room, out of confusion, I woke up too

I started running round the room with the fellow guys running and shouting like a headless chicken , after running and scattering the room like for 2-3 minutes, we regain I regained my consciousness and turn on the light in the room, only to see Chiboy still running and screaming all over the room like craze person, and guess what, his eyes where closed all this while, that was how one of my fellow guy held him down and gave the werey a general beating, him eyes come clear by force

Dude was raving like a possessed headless chicken , that when he realised where he was and told us he sleep walks most times we couldn't sleep until the day breaks, my heart was beating heavily

I had to experience that for the first time.

After that day, we all got ready, each time he wakes up and start shouting, one of us will just on the light and give him a dirty slap to come back to life e

stupidmod3:
it wud have been nice reading but lots of children already on it with their folk tales.

Eagle360:
you dey ment? You want to kill person child can't you learn from his horrible experience?

Nicklaus619:
That year after graduation, I was working in a cyber cafe, this isn't your everyday cyber cafe, , there is also a computer school, printing of large format for advertisement and photography and so on, the company occupied a whole plaza, imagine how big it is, so there was a place provided for us the workers to sleep after each day, we are only permitted to go to our houses only on sartuday night, to resume early Monday morning

So there was this new guy, chiboy, a fresh graduate too, he's a photographer and he's demm good, did I forget to mention that there was also a music studio in the plaza own by same company,? Yes we where about 20 workers at the time, 9 boys 11 babes, we sleep 6 in each room.

So the first day chiboy was suppose to sleep in the companies lodge for the first time, we watch, , movies, play ps2 turn by turn until almost 2am and we all slept off,

I was already far in the dream land when all of a sudden it seems like the whole house was quaking and people where shouting running shelter smelter matching my head several times inside the room, out of confusion, I woke up too

I started running round the room with the fellow guys running and shouting like a headless chicken , after running and scattering the room like for 2-3 minutes, we regain I regained my consciousness and turn on the light in the room, only to see Chiboy still running and screaming all over the room like craze person, and guess what, his eyes where closed all this while, that was how one of my fellow guy held him down and gave the werey a general beating, him eyes come clear by force

Dude was raving like a possessed headless chicken , that when he realised where he was and told us he sleep walks most times we couldn't sleep until the day breaks, my heart was beating heavily

I had to experience that for the first time.

After that day, we all got ready, each time he wakes up and start shouting, one of us will just on the light and give him a dirty slap to come back to life e

frankyychiji:
In the good old days before GSm, went for my usual weekend trip only to meet guy's village babe in the house.

They were cooking...

She was friendly....

She and guy acting like brother and sister....

Time to sleep...

She collected the floor...me and guy sleep on top bed....

But she and guy never stopped chatting with each other, regaling themselves in their village stories way late into the night.

I layed behind guy feeling stupid!

I left as early as 6am next morning and never came back.

Saw guy days later and gave him a wide berth!

Dunno how their relationship ended up and didn't wanna know.

ESANMEA:
OMG! You really tried o..

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

frankyychiji:
Na Dem try pass

dannyrhymes600:
Few months ago I went to pass the night in my friends hostel because I fumigated my room and couldn't sleep in it. As I was sleeping, I felt a strong hit on my thigh, it was as if someone kicked me, I jumped up in fright but I couldn't find what or who hit me, I managed to fall asleep again, few minutes into my sleep I felt another hit on my back. I woke up again only for me to see my friend's leg on my back. I woke him up and gave him a sound warning, he slept off few minutes later but i couldn't sleep, this guy kicked me again even when I was awake, I just stood up and sat on the chair till day break

Agricaddict:
God Is A Person Of Peace

He is not asking us to make life difficult for ourselves to worship him, but unfortunately human beings don't know what worshipping God is all about.

Worshipping God is humanity
Worshipping God is giving
Worshipping God is humility
Worshipping God is unity
Worshipping God is having people's back
Worshipping God is keeping people's secret
Worshipping God is tolerance
Worshipping God is letting God judge
Worshipping God is guiding, not imposing

biotechshola:
God is not a person

Mrxawe:
Back then in school, a girl I was crushing on finally invited me to her house for a visit. I was the happiest man on Earth that day. I purposely.....

Agricaddict:
See this one again o

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

biotechshola:
You want to showcase your ignorance?

Alex08101558404:
Mine was the reverse, A lady friend came to visit me in my lodge at 9pm and our security closes our lodge gate by 10 on dot..so I was about to go visit my crush to sleepover but waiting for dis lady to go ..she stayed till 9:50 pretending to be charging..I den call her dat our lodge will soon be closed if she dnt leave sooner..o was already getting mad cos now I can't go anywhere again.she said ok she will soon go let her use d toilet first. Dats how did lady came out 10:15 and said she Wana leave, she left n came bak dat d door is locked and security ain't hearing notin so she av to pass d nite here..with hidden anger I said ok .I sleptoff fast..only to start feeling some sensation of touching and close proximity and I woke up she den beged Me to pls dnt be offended she is been Hot for me along time. Las las I banged her but without pity but vexation ,I was so rough thinking she wud say stop..na d roughneck make dey gal con dey profess many tins o ,say infact it's like am from Bangladesh. We banged for hrs till she slept off .it's among the funny moments of my tertiary days.

Agricaddict:
Let's argue then, God is not a person? So who is God?

OfficialDJ:
lies

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

Muzikluva:
Lmao! This is hilarious

BABYharder:
Sleeping over in a girl's house again is a no no for me.
In my second year, when man still dey live faraway from campus. It was the award night of the outgoing underG. I was forced to attend out of boredom. It happened that the event kicked off late. While there, mumsy called me to ask me how far.... She overhead the noicy background and asked where I could possibly be by that kind time for night. 11pm was the time.
She made me promise her I'll sleep over in a friend's Lodge which was closer to school. Luckily for me, the friend I saw was my coursemate. The girl I have been admiring to bed. I went to her and narrated my ordeal and she accepted.
I was feeling fly cus in my mind, that was the night I'll cease from being a virgin.
Event ended and we headed straight for her lodge.
We gist small and slept off.
For where?, Sleep no gree me sleep
Plan was to initiate the romance at an ungodly hour.....
I was admiring her straight legs and all fitted a$$.
My country people, 2am reached and from no where an unexpected diarrhoea struck me.
The purge was so much that I forgot anything about konji. I instantly swallowed both my pride and erection. I come tap her to wake. She snubbed the first time. The second time, I added a bit force. She woke halfway. I requested for tissue and direction to their rest room (bungalow). Omo this girl change am for me o, tell me say the toilet dey backyard, and she lost her backyard key. Lobatan!
The annoying part is that she was saying this without concern, she was just talking and adjusting to get back to her sleep.
I say okay, no be 4hrs remain? make I hold am.
Guys for this life no joke with diarrhea o!
Just barely 20mins I lost my cognitive consciousness. It got so bad that I started getting aggressive while waking her.
"Abeg come open this door, I don dey go my house" by 2:30am o!
She opened it without even asking how I'll cope, then I didn't care if she cared cus my main koko was to offload my goods as e dey hot
I manage remember tissue, so I took it and left.
Outside was so lonely but I cared less.
I was walking towards school, or anywhere I fit see small bush, too bad the area was developed. Alas!, I saw a small area and the weed there were outgrown, with speed I rush remove my boxie and started doing justice to nature.
As I was there, I became aware of one ekuke dog barking at me, but fear no gree am come close. If not, I swear I for strangle that snitch of a dog with my bare hands. What nonsense!!!. It was actually barking to alert neighbors but God shame am no human gree come out
After powdering my nose on the green pastures, I kuku used the tissue I embezzled to wipe my a$$. Fiaamm!! I ran back to school.

I slept in a lecture theater that morning and swore never to sleepover in any lady's house