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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by OGWILLS123: 10:57pm On Jul 03
SmellySperm:
New catch invited me to her crib for a sleepover, woke up at night to pee,babe was already awake sitted and staring at me.

I was scared and couldn't sleep through out the night coz i no know whether na juju

Dull boy grin,
Abi nah sleep you come sleep or nah work
You come work.
Am sure she might have hated you more than
The devil after that night grin cheesy.

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by SmellySperm(m): 11:06pm On Jul 03
OGWILLS123:


Dull boy grin,
Abi nah sleep you come sleep or nah work
You come work.
Am sure she might have hated you more than
The devil since that night grin cheesy.
OG like me wey been don already collect first round before sleep catch me grin
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by OGWILLS123: 11:13pm On Jul 03
SmellySperm:

OG like me wey been don already collect first round before sleep catch me grin

Your first round was warm up for her grin.
You no know wetin dem called all night
Stand abi one nights stand, people from the
Ashawo thread can help me out grin cheesy grin

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by SmellySperm(m): 11:19pm On Jul 03
OGWILLS123:


Your first round was warm up for her grin.
You no know wetin dem called all night
Stand abi one nights stand, people from the
Ashawo thread can help me out grin cheesy grin
Baba something must kill a man,no doubt. But definitely not pusssy grin
I was saving my strength for 2nd round in the early hours of the morning lols
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by OGWILLS123: 11:23pm On Jul 03
SmellySperm:

Baba something must kill a man,no doubt. But definitely not pusssy grin
I was saving my strength for 2nd round in the early hours of the morning lols

Nah man you be wink
Let them know that you are not sexually thirsty.
You can only fvck when you want to, you can not come and go and kill your self grin cheesy grin.

But I sure say the girl go hate you after that
Day, it has happen to me several times.
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by SmellySperm(m): 11:53pm On Jul 03
OGWILLS123:


Nah man you be wink
Let them know that you are not sexually thirsty.
You can only fvck when you want to, you can not come and go and kill your self grin cheesy grin.

But I sure say the girl go hate you after that
Day, it has happen to me several times.
Me i collect my 3 point japa. Coz i know say only me no fit drill am. I do my best and leave the rest for some other niggaman, you gerrit? grin
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Queenslander(f): 7:41am On Jul 04
BABYharder:
Sleeping over in a girl's house again is a no no for me.
In my second year, when man still dey live faraway from campus. It was the award night of the outgoing underG. I was forced to attend out of boredom. It happened that the event kicked off late. While there, mumsy called me to ask me how far.... She overhead the noicy background and asked where I could possibly be by that kind time for night. 11pm was the time.
She made me promise her I'll sleep over in a friend's Lodge which was closer to school. Luckily for me, the friend I saw was my coursemate. The girl I have been admiring to bed. I went to her and narrated my ordeal and she accepted.
I was feeling fly cus in my mind, that was the night I'll cease from being a virgin.
Event ended and we headed straight for her lodge.
We gist small and slept off.
For where?, Sleep no gree me sleep
Plan was to initiate the romance at an ungodly hour.....
I was admiring her straight legs and all fitted a$$.
My country people, 2am reached and from no where an unexpected diarrhoea struck me.
The purge was so much that I forgot anything about konji. I instantly swallowed both my pride and erection. I come tap her to wake. She snubbed the first time. The second time, I added a bit force. She woke halfway. I requested for tissue and direction to their rest room (bungalow). Omo this girl change am for me o, tell me say the toilet dey backyard, and she lost her backyard key. Lobatan!
The annoying part is that she was saying this without concern, she was just talking and adjusting to get back to her sleep.
I say okay, no be 4hrs remain? make I hold am.
Guys for this life no joke with diarrhea o!
Just barely 20mins I lost my cognitive consciousness. It got so bad that I started getting aggressive while waking her.
"Abeg come open this door, I don dey go my house" by 2:30am o!
She opened it without even asking how I'll cope, then I didn't care if she cared cus my main koko was to offload my goods as e dey hot
I manage remember tissue, so I took it and left.
Outside was so lonely but I cared less.
I was walking towards school, or anywhere I fit see small bush, too bad the area was developed. Alas!, I saw a small area and the weed there were outgrown, with speed I rush remove my boxie and started doing justice to nature.
As I was there, I became aware of one ekuke dog barking at me, but fear no gree am come close. If not, I swear I for strangle that snitch of a dog with my bare hands. What nonsense!!!. It was actually barking to alert neighbors but God shame am no human gree come out
After powdering my nose on the green pastures, I kuku used the tissue I embezzled to wipe my a$$. Fiaamm!! I ran back to school.

I slept in a lecture theater that morning and swore never to sleepover in any lady's house angry

Uh sorry, that lady is self centered,. She cared less what happened to you at that time of the night!!
By the way,.
What school is that??,. Having its toilet at the backyard,. That's weird!!
Haba!! undecided

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Obakashdee(m): 7:52am On Jul 04
Alex08101558404:
Mine was the reverse, A lady friend came to visit me in my lodge at 9pm and our security closes our lodge gate by 10 on dot..so I was about to go visit my crush to sleepover but waiting for dis lady to go ..she stayed till 9:50 pretending to be charging..I den call her dat our lodge will soon be closed if she dnt leave sooner..o was already getting mad cos now I can't go anywhere again.she said ok she will soon go let her use d toilet first. Dats how did lady came out 10:15 and said she Wana leave, she left n came bak dat d door is locked and security ain't hearing notin so she av to pass d nite here..with hidden anger I said ok .I sleptoff fast..only to start feeling some sensation of touching and close proximity and I woke up she den beged Me to pls dnt be offended she is been Hot for me along time. Las las I banged her but without pity but vexation ,I was so rough thinking she wud say stop..na d roughneck make dey gal con dey profess many tins o ,say infact it's like am from Bangladesh. We banged for hrs till she slept off .it's among the funny moments of my tertiary days.

Han han why are you lying like this brother? Han han
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by BABYharder: 8:09am On Jul 04
Queenslander:
Uh sorry, that lady is self centered,. She cared less what happened to you at that time of the night!!
By the way,.
What school is that??,. Having its toilet at the backyard,. That's weird!!
Haba!! undecided
As in eh

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Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by NewDawn2O21: 10:12pm On Jul 04
ogashman:
Was usually going for sleep overs at her place.
During this time, I discovered that once it's 10pm I start hearing some rustling sounds at her backyard cos her window is at the back of the house, being made by restless rats.


I thought it a normal thing. But on this fateful night, while I was asleep, she woke up. Said she has something to tell me that I should promise I won't leave her after hearing her.


I checked the time it was around 2am. I told her I won't leave her.

This girl opened up to me that she has a spirit husband. And those sounds I hear at night re not from rats but her spirit hubby who always comes around to sleep with her.....

That he was making those sounds because I have taken his place, and he couldn't gain access.



To be honest, I literarily froze that moment. I was like babe why re u telling me this by this time of the night. I couldn't wait for dawn before emulating Chioma Ajunwa and never came back.

It was later I got to discover that was the reason why she could jus stare at one spot for a long time; later told me she does this whenever he communicates with her.


Some weird things also happened to her which she later told me was caused by her spirit husband. she could literarily go blind when reading for a test, regains her sight after some hours. When writing, her hands sometimes go numb that she wouldn't be able to hold a pen. Although, she regains herself after some hours.

This actually happened in a tertiary institution

The man tormented her till she was withdrawn from the institution

let me have her contact so I can chase the man away
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by aktolly54(m): 10:35pm On Jul 04
ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.
name of the herb? I dey ask for friend Ni ooo
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by NewDawn2O21: 10:45pm On Jul 04
Alex08101558404:
Mine was the reverse, A lady friend came to visit me in my lodge at 9pm and our security closes our lodge gate by 10 on dot..so I was about to go visit my crush to sleepover but waiting for dis lady to go ..she stayed till 9:50 pretending to be charging..I den call her dat our lodge will soon be closed if she dnt leave sooner..o was already getting mad cos now I can't go anywhere again.she said ok she will soon go let her use d toilet first. Dats how did lady came out 10:15 and said she Wana leave, she left n came bak dat d door is locked and security ain't hearing notin so she av to pass d nite here..with hidden anger I said ok .I sleptoff fast..only to start feeling some sensation of touching and close proximity and I woke up she den beged Me to pls dnt be offended she is been Hot for me along time. Las las I banged her but without pity but vexation ,I was so rough thinking she wud say stop..na d roughneck make dey gal con dey profess many tins o ,say infact it's like am from Bangladesh. We banged for hrs till she slept off .it's among the funny moments of my tertiary days.
are you sure you're not lying
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by omonighoblessing(f): 7:25am On Jul 05
Uncle93:
Back in uni days some years back , my ex bestie was crushing on me. I invited her over for a sleep over .... we bought food, gisted, slept ..

Midnight reach, I wasnt sure what woke me up , next thing was a face staring at me and smiling, suddenly I was like " wtf" why are u staring, why ain't u sleeping?

I ended up burying my face under the pillow , and turned to the other side of the bed backing her. She was sad but I didn't care. First thing in the morning
. I made her leave
it's like I don't believe you oo
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by omonighoblessing(f): 7:30am On Jul 05
Alex08101558404:
Mine was the reverse, A lady friend came to visit me in my lodge at 9pm and our security closes our lodge gate by 10 on dot..so I was about to go visit my crush to sleepover but waiting for dis lady to go ..she stayed till 9:50 pretending to be charging..I den call her dat our lodge will soon be closed if she dnt leave sooner..o was already getting mad cos now I can't go anywhere again.she said ok she will soon go let her use d toilet first. Dats how did lady came out 10:15 and said she Wana leave, she left n came bak dat d door is locked and security ain't hearing notin so she av to pass d nite here..with hidden anger I said ok .I sleptoff fast..only to start feeling some sensation of touching and close proximity and I woke up she den beged Me to pls dnt be offended she is been Hot for me along time. Las las I banged her but without pity but vexation ,I was so rough thinking she wud say stop..na d roughneck make dey gal con dey profess many tins o ,say infact it's like am from Bangladesh. We banged for hrs till she slept off .it's among the funny moments of my tertiary days.
I like what I read grin
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by Uncle93(m): 2:52pm On Jul 05
omonighoblessing:
it's like I don't believe you oo

There is even more.. but I cant bring a whole story up here
Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by omonighoblessing(f): 6:11pm On Jul 05
Uncle93:


There is even more.. but I cant bring a whole story up here
more Wawu shocked

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