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iLegendd:
Mehn, that peeing after a long journey is lit. Too sweet.

this one that sweet you like this. You sure say i never read your mind

gfon:
1)making ur first millions (2)birthing ur first child (3)when you about to cum (4)being ur own boss(5)the joy of credit alerts.. Hope i try.

Yours makes sense too, but the winner will be based on first come, first serve.

First child doesn't bring joy or pleasure when you impregnate a woman everyone in your street has banged.

iLegendd:
Yours makes sense too, but the winner will be based on first come, first serve.

First child doesn't bring joy or pleasure when you impregnate a woman everyone in your street has banged.

the wife automatically belongs to the street

iLegendd:
As the first commenter, drop your number and get 1k card too.

I suppose get something too boss. Ojoro no good

1.Sweet Credit alert
2.The moment you make millions while lying on your bed
3. Having your dreams come true for real
4. That very moment you first Cum
5. That very moment you become a Good Bad Guy.
.. Lol

Here is what's on my mind.

1. Orgasm with the girl of your dream after 1 year of total abstinence (Abba114 can't do this)

2. Leaving Nigeria for a 1st world country and becoming a citizen of that country (those of you that haven't travelled outside Africa don't know most Nigerians are living below animal standard in NatGeo Wild, the UK, Canada, Singapore, and the US)

3. Weekly Alert: Making money while you sleep under the AC with 24/7 free power supply and Internet

4. Philanthropy: Lifting millions of people out of poverty or liberating a country from bad leadership/ helping your haters and enemies achieve success

5. Living long and healthy and inheriting the kingdom of God (as a pastor-to-be)

Bonus: Eating your best food after getting high on whatever sails your boat.

Tokskob2008:
I suppose get something too boss. Ojoro no good

If I were to announce a winner, you would've won, but no one won. For being the "almost winner," I owe you 1k card.

iLegendd:
Here is what's on my mind.

1. Orgasm with the girl of your dream after 1 year of total abstinence (Abba114 can't do this)

2. Leaving Nigeria for a 1st world country and becoming a citizen of that country (those of you that haven't travelled outside Africa don't know most Nigerians are living below animal standard in NatGeo Wild, the UK, Canada, Singapore, and the US)

3. Weekly Alert: Making money while you sleep under the AC with 24/7 free power supply and Internet

4. Philanthropy: Lifting millions of people out of poverty or liberating a country from bad leadership/ helping your haters and enemies achieve success

5. Leaving long and healthy and inheriting the kingdom of thy God (as a pastor-to-be)

Bonus: Eating your best food after getting high on whatever sails your boat.

so do i still get the card as first to comment

Juicewrld27:
so do i still get the card as first to comment

As if I haven't sent it 1 hour ago.

iLegendd:
As if I haven't sent it 1 hour ago.

sorry. My phone message app misbehaves at times. Just seeing it now. Thanks a lot mahn

iLegendd:
If I were to announce a winner, you would've won, but no one won. For being the "almost winner," I owe you 1k card.

Thanks boss...

Yaxmax1:
1.Sweet Credit alert
2.The moment you make millions while lying on your bed
3. Having your dreams come true for real
4. That very moment you first Cum
5. That very moment you become a Good Bad Guy.
.. Lol

Hmm

I like.

iLegendd:
Payment made. I wanted to give the winner 50% of the money, but my female friend said I should give only 1k, but told her let's make it 2k.

Abba114, the king of soapy group of Nigeria, I'll send you 1k card to buy MB and watch porn. That's the best I can do for you. Drop your number.

Integrity is key and that's why I always keep my promises. Drop your number. Use the below picture to kickstart your today's soapy.

bro hold your 1k im bigger than it

To me
sleeping when heavy rain is falling
Sex
Eating your favorite food
Soaking garri with cold water and milk
And money alert is always sweet.

Abba114:
bro hold your 1k im bigger than it

Okay, King of Soapy.

Since you're bigger than 1k, I know you're not bigger than the assess below. #Wink.

Tokskob2008:
Thanks boss... 0703

Done, Sir.

iLegendd:
Okay, King of Soapy.

Since you're bigger than 1k, I know you're not bigger than the assess below. #Wink.

your pics are not working so keep wasting your time #plagiarist

iLegendd:
Done, Sir.

Seen, gracias

Abba114:
your pics are not working so keep wasting your time #plagiarist

Lol

Weak boy. Your weakness is the reason all women dislike you.

They're working, but not instantly — you're stubbornly resisting it, but it will surely penetrate (if it hasn't already) because you're a weak boy.

I'll troll you so that you can have a taste of what trolling feels like. Pardon me for condescending to your level — I'm doing it for fun.

When you used to troll me, do you notice how I ignored you 95% of the time? In your case, you don't even have the willpower to ignore me and be the boss.

You have a lot to learn, kid.

Abba114:
bro hold your 1k im bigger than it

Everyone knows you're not bigger than that, but your little pride is holding you back. You go soon grow sha.

Promise me 500 Naira and see how I'll humbly take it. I don't reject money as long as it's legit. If I don't need it, I'll tell you to send it to the person sitting next to me on my behalf.

iLegendd:
Yours makes sense too, but the winner will be based on first come, first serve.

First child doesn't bring joy or pleasure when you impregnate a woman everyone in your street has banged.

lol boss,wisdom would not finish in ur head..fingers crossed though,am a silent fan.

*Seeing ur period when thought u were preg
*When eating ur Fav food
*When u finally rented an apartment (big girls tinz)
* When ur crush invited you for a dinner
*When u collected UK Visa

wumi2017:
*Seeing ur period when thought u were preg
*When eating ur Fav food
*When u finally rented an apartment (big girls tinz)
* When ur crush invited you for a dinner
*When u collected UK Visa

The number one on your list is so true. Why are you ladies more afraid of pregnancy over infection?

iLegendd:
The number one on your list is to true. Why are you ladies more afraid of pregnancy over infection?

d fear of preg before getting married is d beginning of wisdom

wumi2017:
d fear of preg before getting married is d beginning of wisdom

I'm happy for you. Since you're not still pregnant, maybe, just maybe. Clear throat.

The picture below is for Abba114 — the soapy legend. I know his small (1 minute) d*ck will be lost from back.

One advice I'll always give people is: don't live a fake life and make sure your money is legit. Don't scam people. Every criminal deed has a repercussion.

Post legit pictures online if you wish to — haters will always hate. As long as you're legit, God is with you.

I want to go out today and have some fun.

If you're not into Crypto, you're missing. If you are, watch this video.

For me

1) making a cgpa of 4.6 with no carryover in your final year.

2) taking an early morning hot bath during harmattan (if you've lived in Jos).

3) awoof credit alert (if you've played bet9ja before).

4) when you buy a brand new laptop after long savings for it (if you're a tech guy or G guy, you can relate better).

5) of course, the moment you're about to cum inside her.

That's my own sha...

Juicewrld27:
sorry. My phone message app misbehaves at times. Just seeing it now. Thanks a lot mahn

guy unfollow me

FatherCHRISTMAS:
guy unfollow me

your wish is my command. Also unfollow me

Brian47:
To me
sleeping when heavy rain is falling
Sex
Eating your favorite food
Soaking garri with cold water and milk
And money alert is always sweet.

you just said my mind

Infact how you want your beer cold or chilled

Juicewrld27:
na E be dat. Person wey get E no fail course

do Nigerian Universities still use E brother ?