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HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX
( *Advice* *To* *Men*& *Women* )

Please beware of these killer commands. Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me! 7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!

You see eh, women's work is *ALWAYS* Work-in-Progress. You can't finish it. *Somebody* did it to the point you met it. Don't try to be a *HERO* bro.

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work. A word is enough for the wise.

Remember, the *PESTLE* damages faster than the *MORTAR* .

Jamaican man was making love with his wife for the 1st time.He suddenly screamed"jah bless"and ran out of the room & poured water on his wife's private parts .The frightened wife shouted "watagwan "what you rasta man do that 4? The man answered ,Bomboclat woman this thing too sweet me gwan dilute it , remember me diabetic.sweet things nah good for mi Rastaman

below is the only way to treat the toto of a babe who says "shift my womb":

[img]https://media1./images/06c2ec3b2fcc06899c4b95ae38fd9ce2/tenor.gif?itemid=15435775[/img]

True, but very funny. Op U wan use laugh kee Son of Man.

Antoeni:
Jamaican man was making love with his wife for the 1st time.He suddenly screamed"jah bless"and ran out of the room & poured water on his wife's private parts .The frightened wife shouted "watagwan "what you rasta man do that 4? The man answered ,Bomboclat woman this thing too sweet me gwan dilute it , remember me diabetic.sweet things nah good for mi Rastaman

What is this for Gods sake

dis one don give those two minutes niggas hope and joy dis weekend

Antoeni:
HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX
( *Advice* *To* *Men*& *Women* )

Please beware of these killer commands. Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me! 7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!

You see eh, women's work is *ALWAYS* Work-in-Progress. You can't finish it. *Somebody* did it to the point you met it. Don't try to be a *HERO* bro.

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work. A word is enough for the wise.

Remember, the *PESTLE* damages faster than the *MORTAR* .

I just came across this post today, even though its since June, I must say it's a very good advice .
Thanks.

MrBrownJay1:
below is the only way to treat the toto of a babe who says "shift my womb":

[img]https://media1./images/06c2ec3b2fcc06899c4b95ae38fd9ce2/tenor.gif?itemid=15435775[/img]

You no too well,walai