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Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by ceaser: 6:08pm On Jul 24, 2021
Ha! shocked shocked shocked shocked

335,000, as in 335 thousand. Ha!

But on critical analysis, it may be very possible. The headline says "serviced" 335,000 men. It didn't exclusively say "slept with" or "had s3x with" 335,000 men. So "service" encompasses every conceivable s3xual activity including penetrative and non penetrative s3x. This may include BDSM, f3llatio, hand j0bs, t1tty fxck, foot fetish, grinding (otherwise known as "outercourse" as opposed to int3rcourse) or the p3netrative ones.

And they volunteered information about the different types of fetishes their customers major in. They even mentioned that they are gifted to know what they want and go for it, satisfying their customers in the process.

Of major emphasis is BDSM mentioned. This is a fetish that does not always involve the traditional s3x activity of penetration/copulation. So they can "service" as much as 10 men who like BDSM daily.

Another aspect is the fact that they both engage in threes0me. So if the scenario packs two men together with one of them, that is like "servicing" two men at a go. If she has 5 threes0mes daily, she would have "serviced" like 10 customers in total for that day.

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Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by erai30(m): 6:08pm On Jul 24, 2021
Now I know how the powerful of names work on some individuals... I thought the English pronunciation for FOKKENS is FUCKINGS the name follow them well. grin
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Depressed101: 6:10pm On Jul 24, 2021
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by AABBIIMM(m): 6:10pm On Jul 24, 2021
Most surprising is the number of viewers viewing this thread.
And they're all gonna go to church tomorrow o.
But come to think of it, it all started from abuse by the husband and the devil capitalised on this.
To every Bleep boy viewing this, you may not know the danger you're about breeding as a result of your wrong orientation that the womanhood is about use and dump, chop and clean mouth.....
Let the men be men of valour and be wise to build the woman to a woman of destiny.
Don't destroy a destiny cos it might have ripple effects on thousands of destinies.
Shalom

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Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by amrichy(m): 6:13pm On Jul 24, 2021
majamajic:


If u service in average 15 men a day for 60yrs , that's 306,000 men
I think the 335000 men serviced is counted for the two of them
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by blazebaba(m): 6:13pm On Jul 24, 2021
Abeg shay na the fork mate be this...mtchew...
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by pacespot(m): 6:14pm On Jul 24, 2021
See their protruding stomachs, women that often mess around tend to have such stomach, especially the elderly and those who have given birth.

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Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Netgid(m): 6:15pm On Jul 24, 2021
Well they have served humanity, what about there counterpart over here in Nigeria if a retired naija olosho tell you how many men she has slept with even Guinness go shock
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Julianaa: 6:16pm On Jul 24, 2021
Lexusgs430:



With a country that documentations are key.... Very possible...... All visits are logged..........

Have you ever visited that red light zone......... cheesy
logged, lol

Is it heaven?
I did a calc on it in my earlier posts

They will have to have sex with about 8 each everyday for 50 years to achieve that
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Angelfrost(m): 6:17pm On Jul 24, 2021
Ruthymoon:
If only some men here know how many men don knack their wife/girlfriends , or even sisters ,

Why would any sane man want to know such sordid details??!... Does he not value his mental health
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jul 24, 2021
I thought stories like this only happens in Kenya,when did Holland take over Kenya's identity?
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by OMONGBALI: 6:19pm On Jul 24, 2021
Ceenachi:
I think they're lying.
I can mathematical prove them wrong.
They've been working for 50 years.
Assuming they worked 300 days a year (periods, vacation, rest day, sick leaves)
They worked ~15000 days.
335000 ÷ 15000 = 22.33
Lets round it off to 22 men a day with 23 men every third day.

I'm no expert, but that's physically impossible for any woman
But…..
This is not something that I would be announcing to the world. Just me I know undecided

Prostitution is legal in Netherlands. In fact, Government helps disabled people pay for olosho.
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by pacespot(m): 6:19pm On Jul 24, 2021
Ceenachi:
I think they're lying.
I can mathematical prove them wrong.
They've been working for 50 years.
Assuming they worked 300 days a year (periods, vacation, rest day, sick leaves)
They worked ~15000 days.
335000 ÷ 15000 = 22.33
Lets round it off to 22 men a day with 23 men every third day.

I'm no expert, but that's physically impossible for any woman
But…..
This is not something that I would be announcing to the world. Just me I know undecided

Nice analysis, maybe they share the number between them. But still it is not physically possible for any woman to go that long, even a man.
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by UncleKoboko: 6:19pm On Jul 24, 2021
majamajic:


If u service in average 15 men a day for 60yrs , that's 306,000 men
Dem no dey menstruate?
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by bizhop01: 6:20pm On Jul 24, 2021
Tokumbo sex machine
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Lexusgs430: 6:21pm On Jul 24, 2021
Julianaa:
logged, lol

Is it heaven?
I did a calc on it in my earlier posts

They will have to have sex with about 8 each everyday for 50 years to achieve that

That's all they do...... If you charge €50.00, for 15 minutes rendezvous, very easily achievable........

Remember, some men would explode in under 15 seconds and cannot get it up again, within 60 minutes..... wink
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by pointstores(m): 6:21pm On Jul 24, 2021
Nawa
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by pacespot(m): 6:21pm On Jul 24, 2021
Sonnobax15:
cheesy
These ones don pay their dues to humanity...

Oyinbo lives just too dey anyhow abeg.....Just imagine am na, something wey we africans go see as shame,abomination and taboo,na the same thing oyinbo go throw party for,just to celebrate am....

Truly if to say no be corruption, envy and witchcraft wey dey africa,I no think say nowhere for this world wey for better reach Africa at all..

It is because White people are not hypocritical, Africans are. The people that often condemn sex outside are the worst inside. No nobody holy past on this sex thing.

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Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by MuchAdo: 6:23pm On Jul 24, 2021
They are prostitutes/harlots!

Chikena!!
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by neyoohhh: 6:23pm On Jul 24, 2021
Old news, like 10 years late.

Rubbish
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by neyoohhh: 6:24pm On Jul 24, 2021
pacespot:


It is because White people are not hypocritical, Africans are. The people that often condemn sex outside are the worst inside. No nobody holy past on this sex thing.

U don't know whites .
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by melzabull(f): 6:25pm On Jul 24, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:
This is true service to humanity grin
grin grin
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Igbojihadist: 6:27pm On Jul 24, 2021
Angelfrost:


Why would any sane man want to know such sordid details??!... Does he not value his mental health
you are right
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by PROPEACE: 6:27pm On Jul 24, 2021
Ceenachi:
I think they're lying.
I can mathematical prove them wrong.
They've been working for 50 years.
Assuming they worked 300 days a year (periods, vacation, rest day, sick leaves)
They worked ~15000 days.
335000 ÷ 15000 = 22.33
Lets round it off to 22 men a day with 23 men every third day.

I'm no expert, but that's physically impossible for any woman
But…..
This is not something that I would be announcing to the world. Just me I know undecided
What if the figure is for the total number of men both of them serviced?
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by pacespot(m): 6:28pm On Jul 24, 2021
But they don't look as rich as their career depth grin, didn't they patronize rich customers
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by cocolacec(m): 6:28pm On Jul 24, 2021
Princeton92:
When will they retire??
They can retire in your house.

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Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Kessythegeek(m): 6:28pm On Jul 24, 2021
Abysmal! At this point of reading this report... My vocal cord seems too speechless to form any words.


All I can say is check my signature for a free Jumia voucher.

Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by sureteeboy(m): 6:29pm On Jul 24, 2021
Herthunder:

Man(mathematician) i thinks u should divide that figure by 2 to save your self headache and get the average Number of men they have both slept with,because the TOPIC did not specify if it was EACH
You get sense
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by Eriokanmi: 6:29pm On Jul 24, 2021
Their name says it all. Oruko omo l'onro omo. Wonders shall never end
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by ceno12: 6:29pm On Jul 24, 2021
Wahala dey o.... Eyez have seen �
Re: Louise & Martine Fokken, Amsterdam's Oldest Twin Sex Workers Serviced 335000 Men by emmykk(m): 6:31pm On Jul 24, 2021
majamajic:


If u service in average 15 men a day for 60yrs , that's 306,000 men
mathematician

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