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Re: Why I Married My Wife? by mechanics(m): 7:40pm On Jul 29, 2021
prospero5:
shocked

Paracetamol is now N200.
I incurred this headache on myself reading this your English grammar.
hahhaha.
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by JERRY1925(m): 7:52pm On Jul 29, 2021
Oh..I actually thought I will see somethings like I married my wife because she's a virgin.

It's strange, I did not see much or any here.

Does it mean , virginity does not really matter?

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Re: Why I Married My Wife? by tunize(m): 8:25pm On Jul 29, 2021
If na me the kind series of slap i go slap that im brother eer e go see moon,sun, star and jupiter cos of im stupidity dem wan execute somebody.
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jul 29, 2021
CsRockefeller:


Keep at this lifestyle, in a few years time you will know what you have done to yourself. Then, it will be just you and the man in the mirror.
what have i done to myself
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by SyrusdeHansome(m): 8:49pm On Jul 29, 2021
Ishilove:

His point is she joined in receiving the beating. There is a difference between staying behind but avoiding beating, and staying behind and willingly chopping beating.



Ishilove I de come marry u next month
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:52pm On Jul 29, 2021
Hathor5:


grin grin

That sounds very much like you. cool
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:53pm On Jul 29, 2021
mariahAngel:


Some can. Especially the side-chicks endorsers and ambassadors.
Any man who betrays and strays away from the protective love of his wife, will only be doing so at his own detriment.
mechionu
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by MrMacinterchi1: 8:54pm On Jul 29, 2021
mariahAngel:


If that single act doesn’t change cousin jerk, nothing else will.
A jerk is a jerk. The decision to change is his and his alone.
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by MrMacinterchi1: 8:55pm On Jul 29, 2021
Ishilove:

Something happened in my presence. My male cousins are always at loggerheads with each other because the younger one is a complete jerk with no respect for anyone. His brother is older by 5 years, but that doesn't deter Cousin Jerk from being disrespectful. Cousin Jerk vandalised his older brother's vehicle because he is a wicked person, and it took their parents intervention for the older one not to 'murderlize' Cousin Jerk for this evil act.

So one Sunday, the family went to church except for the enfant terriblé of the family who stayed behind to foment evil. The family were driving back from the service when they saw Cousin Jerk in the midst of some hooligans. He had gone to meet them to see if he could take some of them to go and beat up a clergyman who had the effrontery to report his misdeeds to his mother. However, it seemed like Cousin Jerk, in the process of trying to pay them, had started giving them orders. This did not go down well with the thugs. They started roughing up Cousin Jerk. One brought out a butcher knife and was about to strike Cousin Jerk when his older brother sprang like James Bond from the vehicle and tackled the thug to the ground. Mind you, Cousin Jerk and his brother were not on talking terms. His older brother had disowned him and vowed that even if he sees his younger brother in trouble, he will not intervene because the boy was a wicked and evil person. The damage this boy did to his brothers car was worth more than 100k and his older brother was still very bitter about it.

All na mouth. When danger came knocking, older brother instinctively fought danger to protect his blood. Instinct. That's what love does. It breaks down barriers. When older brother jumped in defence of his satanically evil sibling, his phone fell and one leg of his pam sandals flew to one corner, but he did not notice it because all his attention was focused on not allowing that butcher knife touch his brother. I'm the one who exited the vehicle to pick the phone and slippers.

That's love.
funny narration. grin . Interesting read

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Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Acidosis(m): 9:12pm On Jul 29, 2021
cococandy:
I would take blows for someone I know to be innocent even if I didn’t love them. If it’s someone I actually love, you’ll kill both of us there, no ifs and buts.

I can’t imagine the fear she must have felt knowing they could kill him for something he didn’t do.
I hate our society . Ugh angry embarassed

This is why I’m always ranting on jungle justice threads. Disgusting. Absolutely depraved behavior from “humans”.



Coco smiley smiley
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by NoToPile: 9:20pm On Jul 29, 2021
mariahAngel:


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin

What if they genuinely didn’t like drinking garri? And with salt for that matter... grin



Loool, I don't even drink garri with sugar not to talk of salt.

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Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Macgyver1: 9:34pm On Jul 29, 2021
Jtwn brother, I sight you. I'm not married though. Hopefully next year
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by cococandy(f): 9:48pm On Jul 29, 2021
Acidosis:



Coco smiley smiley
hello
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by MrMacinterchi1: 10:02pm On Jul 29, 2021
Pharaoh4rin:

grin grin grin Who paragraph help? Klassy99
Paragraph helps Grammer! It makes write ups readable. You should know that.
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Lamanii22(f): 10:08pm On Jul 29, 2021
Ishilove:

Something happened in my presence. My male cousins are always at loggerheads with each other because the younger one is a complete jerk with no respect for anyone. His brother is older by 5 years, but that doesn't deter Cousin Jerk from being disrespectful. Cousin Jerk vandalised his older brother's vehicle because he is a wicked person, and it took their parents intervention for the older one not to 'murderlize' Cousin Jerk for this evil act.

So one Sunday, the family went to church except for the enfant terriblé of the family who stayed behind to foment evil. The family were driving back from the service when they saw Cousin Jerk in the midst of some hooligans. He had gone to meet them to see if he could take some of them to go and beat up a clergyman who had the effrontery to report his misdeeds to his mother. However, it seemed like Cousin Jerk, in the process of trying to pay them, had started giving them orders. This did not go down well with the thugs. They started roughing up Cousin Jerk. One brought out a butcher knife and was about to strike Cousin Jerk when his older brother sprang like James Bond from the vehicle and tackled the thug to the ground. Mind you, Cousin Jerk and his brother were not on talking terms. His older brother had disowned him and vowed that even if he sees his younger brother in trouble, he will not intervene because the boy was a wicked and evil person. The damage this boy did to his brothers car was worth more than 100k and his older brother was still very bitter about it.

All na mouth. When danger came knocking, older brother instinctively fought danger to protect his blood. Instinct. That's what love does. It breaks down barriers. When older brother jumped in defence of his satanically evil sibling, his phone fell and one leg of his pam sandals flew to one corner, but he did not notice it because all his attention was focused on not allowing that butcher knife touch his brother. I'm the one who exited the vehicle to pick the phone and slippers.

That's love.

True love �

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Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Lamanii22(f): 10:09pm On Jul 29, 2021
mariahAngel:


If that single act doesn’t change cousin jerk, nothing else will.

For real ooo

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Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Lamanii22(f): 10:11pm On Jul 29, 2021
Ishilove:

Cousin Jerk has still not changed o. Still as evil as ever.

Ha... His own evil is on a whole noda level.....
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by MrMacinterchi1: 10:13pm On Jul 29, 2021
OHIGGI:
when i was in school different ladies use to come to my place, so i was testing them by offering them gari and salt to drink they will refuse it and be asking me of things like indomie and egg but when my wife came i offered her the gari and salt she recieve it with appreciation, the follow month she brought me alot of plantain becouse she thought i was broke, that is the reason i married my beautiful wife
You're lucky. Your wife is a generous type . it's very rare to come by.
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Lamanii22(f): 10:14pm On Jul 29, 2021
MufasaLion:
I really haven't found anyone on this planet that I can sacrifice for. Nobody!


Even your mom or dad? Siblings?
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Opeyemic01: 10:20pm On Jul 29, 2021
Would you have still gone ahead to marry her, if those kids were females?
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jul 29, 2021
mariahAngel:
Wow!

Sometimes, we never really know how much we love someone (and how far we can go for them) until we’re suddenly faced with the fear of losing that person.
If I were you op, I’d totally be devoted to her.

I told someone recently that the love of a woman is a powerful and a protective shield ( for her husband especially), but when you betray that love, you’d only be destroying yourself.
That is why it never ends well for unfaithful men.
When you cheat and hurt a woman who loves and is devoted to you, you’d only be hurting yourself.

And it ends well for unfaithful women. Lol, I know someone who was a damn player. He got married to the best woman bros they fresh everyday, with 3 lovely kids and changing car every year.
Players get the best woman, is the good guy that usually fall for the wrong woman.
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Lamanii22(f): 10:25pm On Jul 29, 2021
JERRY1925:
Oh..I actually thought I will see somethings like I married my wife because she's a virgin.

It's strange, I did not see much or any here.

Does it mean , virginity does not really matter?

Virginity is an addition nothing more....
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Opeyemic01: 10:26pm On Jul 29, 2021
abobote:
Coz she gave me two boys as baby mama, I have to wife her for the sake of the boys

Would you have still gone ahead to marry her, if those kids were females?
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jul 29, 2021
Abujaexpress:
I married my wife because I saw in her that she was fruitful. Within 7 years of marriage now, 4 kids and still loading. Isn't God great? grin

Oh bobs calm down for the loading
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Ishilove: 10:40pm On Jul 29, 2021
SyrusdeHansome:




Ishilove I de come marry u next month
Lol. When you come to knock on my door, na my oga go open smiley

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Re: Why I Married My Wife? by OHIGGI: 10:40pm On Jul 29, 2021
thanks bro
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Ishilove: 10:41pm On Jul 29, 2021
Lamanii22:


Ha... His own evil is on a whole noda level.....
As in. Only God can have mercy on him and deliver him

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Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Acidosis(m): 11:30pm On Jul 29, 2021
cococandy:
hello

Your post made me emotional
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Nobody: 12:08am On Jul 30, 2021
mariahAngel:
Wow!

Sometimes, we never really know how much we love someone (and how far we can go for them) until we’re suddenly faced with the fear of losing that person.
If I were you op, I’d totally be devoted to her.

I told someone recently that the love of a woman is a powerful and a protective shield ( for her husband especially), but when you betray that love, you’d only be destroying yourself.
That is why it never ends well for unfaithful men.
When you cheat and hurt a woman who loves and is devoted to you, you’d only be hurting yourself.
Forget story. Nothing special in what she did. It's just conscience not love. I would do same for people I don't even know.
Re: Why I Married My Wife? by cococandy(f): 12:32am On Jul 30, 2021
Acidosis:


Your post made me emotional
aww smiley

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Re: Why I Married My Wife? by passionberry(f): 3:09am On Jul 30, 2021
mariahAngel:
Wow!

Sometimes, we never really know how much we love someone (and how far we can go for them) until we’re suddenly faced with the fear of losing that person.
If I were you op, I’d totally be devoted to her.

I told someone recently that the love of a woman is a powerful and a protective shield ( for her husband especially), but when you betray that love, you’d only be destroying yourself.
That is why it never ends well for unfaithful men.
When you cheat and hurt a woman who loves and is devoted to you, you’d only be hurting yourself.
Please tell them if they will hear ,I hate men that cheat ..no matter the love you show to some men they can never be satisfied..build up your woman the way you want her be for you alone .

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