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My name na Elizabeth, I from Otupko Benue state. Meat wey pesin keep tey for mouth because e sweet go turn yamayama, I no go drag this tori too much make e turn yamama wey una go tire to read.
Na my aunty carry me come Lagos for 2016, that is to say me sef don dey Lagos for 5 years now. I know sey una don dey reason another thing. Una don dey reason the matter sey she carry me come dey kerewa carry money give her. Aunty Blessing no be that kind pesin; She be better pesin. She carry me come Lagos make I finish school, but dog no dey see shit make e no wack.
Na SS1 I dey the time wey she carry me come Lagos, so I dey go Oregun Grammar School make I finish school, maybe I go fit reason as I go take be nurse wey be my dream since I tashere.
U see Lagos ehn?. Money dey Lagos I swear! Big big house boku, big big car nko? Na yanfunyanfun. Range Rover wey I dey see every day sef pass ordinary “Duck yansh” wey I dey see for Benue. Where these people dem dey see money?

My aunty no get money, na food she dey sell and no be say she get shop o, na wheelbarrow we dey take push the food for evening dey sell for road. E be like say people no dey cook for Lagos, because we wey dey push wheelbarrow sell food for my street na 4 and all of us dey sell well well. Small time my Aunty leave me make I dey comot sell myself so she go dey sell for another street, na this one devil come take answer my prayer.
If I talk say I no dey f*ck for Otupko, my people na whining I go dey whine una. I don dey f*ck since the time I dey go the house of brother Steve when I been dey Primary Five. Brother Steve, na him dey play conga for our church that year. I no go lie, I know fit talk say him rape me, I been dey reason this brother tey tey make him do me, because him don do Stella and Juliet wey be my friends and them dey gist me well well. Later sha, Juliet come get belle for our pastor, but na only me and Stella she tell. Pastor threaten her, come give her N10,000 make she go comot the belle, as she dey fear to do abortion, so she put the belle on top Brother Steven neck say na him give am the belle. Na so bro Steve take be her husband by force.
After brother Steve, I don do Corper Adewale, time wey I dey Jss 1, Corper Emeka for Jss 2 and Corper Ahmed for Jss 3. Make I no even talk the Benue boys wey I don do for my area, that one na normal thing. Anytime wey Corper come our School, all we the girls be try make dem be our boyfriend, but no be all of them be goat sha, sometimes we dey see corper wey no dey give us face. I no fit forget Corper Anthony. This corper go chop all the food wey we dey bring for am. We go go greet am for house, we go use style style tell am sey we like am. He comot he no do anything. The guy dey vex me, na one Igbo corper –Chinyere, him dey friend. He go dey laugh us say we too small, make we go read our book forget dey carry boy matter for head, but I no know why, na him all of us come like pass.
My yarn don dey too much, make I tell una the koko.

You see this Lagos wey we dey, hmmm… I no go lie you o. the thing wey dey give us girls and women money pass na our Tonto Dikey. If you know, you know. In fact for my area, e dey hard for me to talk say I know any girl wey no dey do runs. For Lagos, mumu men too much, e be like say once dem see yansh and bobby, dem go change from human being to he goat. Even if you no wan do runs, na these yeye men go dey trouble you up and down, small time, you don turn olosho dey collect everywhere as dem no go gree give you rest. The money wey dem dey use beg you sef go dey shuk you for eye. Place wey you no dream say you go enter for your life, these yeye men go carry you go, flex you better flexing. Na so the parole go begin master you.
Food wey I dey sell, I dey always make sure sey I dey sexy, I go wear cloth wey light and wey tight well well. If you dey my back, na show room, if you dey my front nko, na display. Na so all these boys and men go gather say dem wan buy food, some go stand for front dem go dey look my twins for front as dem dey look na so dem go dey tease me, “my wife!”, “na me go marry you” “fine Girl”… some go dey my back, dey look, na so me sef go bend down dey serve food make my short tight dress go up well well.
Sometimes sef person go touch me for body, na so I go change am for am. I go para well make dem reason say I no be yeye girl. Na so I go dey laugh for my mind because some of they people I dey rubbish, dey insult sef dem old pass my papa. I dey wonder if their pickin see me dey rubbish their papa like that. Man wey no fit respect himself na so monkey wey no reach am go rub him nose for shit.

Na from where I dey sell food I take get 18 boyfriend. Sometimes I dey see N500, sometimes N1,000, sometimes N5,000 sef na him I dey collect steady from dem mumu wey dey reason say dem be my boyfriend. Dem no dey gree me rest, every time na him dem go dey call me, dey tell me say dem love me. I never use my money buy card for almost 2 years now. All the fone I dey use since that time sef, na from my mumu boyfriends I dey collect am. I done collect 13 phone already. Even dash my brother and sister sef.
2 years ago na in something come happen way elevate my level o. Gladys wey we be class mate for secondary school, her boyfriend buy BMW for her. The thing shock me; Me I dey here dey collect recharge card and small small money. You see Gladys ehn,… she dey always form Posh, even though na kanda (pomo) her mama dey sell for Ipodo Market. You know fit even know say sey still dey SS3, na University her bobo think say she dey. Na there my orientation come change.
Now I am a student of the University of Lagos, pursuing a degree in Business management. My dad is an engineer working offshore with Shell Petroleum and my Mum is a nurse based in the UK. Well, that is the story I tell the mumu men I meet these days. I have stopped helping my aunt sell food even though I still live with her. I still maintain most of my stup*d boyfriends as they are useful anytime I need urgent 2k. I am yet to hit the jackport. Most of my money I spend on makeup and cloths, I also use an I phone 11 pro max now thanks to one of my sugar daddies. Yeah, I speak with an American accent now, I am not a ghetto girl anymore; I be Lagos babe.
If you no get money and you no be mumu, we have no business together. If you get money and you get sense, I go like dey with you when I am ready to marry, but for now I need someone to fund my dreams without thinking twice.

Written by Hardmirror
While this story is fiction, it depicts the reality of hundreds of thousands of girls in Lagos. Girls from poor backgrounds, that have quickly discovered that men are stup*d and weak because of their sexual cravings. Girls who did not set out to exploit men, but who would not be given breathing space by simps who won’t let them rest because they need to ejaculate. Soon enough they learn to put a price on their friendship, you want to be their friend, you better have money and be willing to spend it. You must be ready to please them. What a shame, man has lost his pride.
Today prostitution is the source of livelihood of 8 in 10 girls you meet in Lagos. FACT! Yes, they work regular jobs, but that is just to make them look responsible and have a platform to meet their id*t clients, the major hustle of almost any girl you meet in Lagos is prostitution. Most of them would claim they are not prostitutes, but they have 5 boyfriends they are billing on a steady.
This is not a lagos problem, we guys have just become too cheap, all we need to get going is a flash of boobs and ass, how else can you explain Kim Kadashian and Cadi B’s success ?
Oh! How have we lost our way!

In just 2 sentence abeg somebody summarize what this whole write up means... My eyes is paining me too much garri soaking

So what message are you trying to past
Cos I couldn’t read it

Sex in the city...

Hardmirror, in your opinion, what do you think is the meaning of human existence?

fredwill1357:
Hardmirror, in your opinion, what do you think is the meaning of life?

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" i agree with this dictionary meaning

HardMirror:
the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" i agree with this dictionary meaning

I mean the meaning of our lives as humans

Making sense.
Death to simps.

fredwill1357:
I mean the meaning of our lives as humans

since we are intelligent enough to attribute meanings to our lives, every man's life means what he wishes it to mean to him. for me my life has no significant meaning. but i think everyone including animals should have a chance of living happy and dying happy if possible (unfortunately not everyone or animal would enjoy this)

Kellzzyy:
Making sense.
Death to simps.

no need to wish simps death, they are miserable enough.

HardMirror:
since we are intelligent enough to attribute meanings to our lives, every man's life means what he wishes it to mean to him. for me my life has no significant meaning. but i think everyone including animals should have a chance of living happy and dying happy if possible (unfortunately not everyone or animal would enjoy this)

Yeah, our lives have no meaning except the ones we give to it, however not everyone is intelligent enough to figure this out. People give different meanings to their lives, but sex, food and glory is what keeps a lot of people going. My point is that it's OK if some men make sex their priorities.

HardMirror:
since we are intelligent enough to attribute meanings to our lives, every man's life means what he wishes it to mean to him. for me my life has no significant meaning. but i think everyone including animals should have a chance of living happy and dying happy if possible (unfortunately not everyone or animal would enjoy this)

I hope all the story

you wrote up there are fiction o

and not true life story

fredwill1357:
Yeah, our lives have no meaning except the ones we give to it, however not everyone is intelligent enough to figure this out. People give different meanings to their lives, but sex, food and glory is what keeps a lot of people going. My point is that it's OK if some men make sex their priorities.

yeah i agree with you, the point of this writeup is because these men may like sex, but they are not actually happy that they are being used... hope you understand why this is important now

INCREDIBLE007:
I hope all the story

you wrote up there are fiction o

and not true life story

fiction based on true stories

HardMirror:
no need to wish simps death, they are miserable enough.

Simps make things bad for everyone.
Simps are the ones who'll jeer you when you get assaulted by a woman on public and are same persons who would come at you when you try to retaliate.
Simps deserve death.

Kellzzyy:
Simps make things bad for everyone.
Simps are the ones who'll jeer you when you get assaulted by a woman on public and are same persons who would come at you when you try to retaliate.
Simps deserve death.

na wa o. you don vex. dont worry the women would deal with them.

You were making sense, but you deviated and made a ridicule of the whole message.

madamthemadam:
You were making sense, but you deviated and made a ridicule of the whole message.

i am not perfect. so sorry i messed it up for you. i would improve on my deliver. thanks for the comment

HardMirror:
i am not perfect. so sorry i messed it up for you. i would improve on my deliver. thanks for the comment

no p.. Take care

fredwill1357:
Hardmirror, in your opinion, what do you think is the meaning of human existence?

My brother the meaning of life is to become better, to support people (that you wish to) and to love. I hope all is well friend.

Sweet write up

smachboss01:
Sweet write up

thanks boss