I stumbled upon this witty question on a Facebook group. I hope to share it with us to catch fun while racking our brains as well


Poorly Describe What You Do for a Living?

Me: I play with sand.

I calculate people’s net worth for a living .. I’m also a p’împ





Don’t forget I buy all type of gift cards and PayPal funds at juicy rate..

Well so you know People are crazy


Lagosians let's have yours
Because i know the number of people wei
normal for lagos las las na 5

Just me and 4 others

Frontier passenger allegedly touched 2 flight attendants breasts, then screamed his parents are worth $2 million, before punching a flight attendant. The passenger was duct taped on his seat for the remain of the flight by crew members. Frontier later suspended the crew for duct taping the passenger to his seat as they landed in Miami. 22 yr old Max Berry is in custody.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtUeeIuMJTk

Wisdom

I Place people under my GENJUTSU , including the person reading this now. Full stop

I crush on Juliet Ibrahim and Ebube Nwagbo.

I chase you all around till you lose weight

Think logical to solve problems.

Soil tilling

I sell bakery and fast food equipments.

On God

My best

I suck clitoris.

Checking if another’s man money is complete

Boothing

Debt collection and tailoring coupled with wearing black on black

I’m a web developer | Business strategist & consultant .. Below is what I do ! I’m One of the most reputable web developer on nairaland , here is a link to my testimonial thread https://www.nairaland.com/5297774/thread-meant-customers-review-testimony

A little piece of advice

Nigerian economy isn’t getting any better , last week , a friend of mine was at Sabo to exchange some dollars and he successfully was able to exchange $100 for #49,000 . .
I see many people making enquires one what type of business to do , my advice is , don’t even think of a business you would earn in Naira because the economy keeps getting worse and you would directly or Indirectly still purchase your needs at dollar rate .
If you are looking for an amazing business to start , then I will advise you to go into any of blogging , E-commerce , directory or any online business that pays in dollars .

Follow this link to my existing thread to read more !
https://www.nairaland.com/4161635/business-cost-creating-blog-website

Drop a comment on the thread if you find the post helpful

I fight other people's battle for a living

Lol

Cyber stalking

I hustle

Smile

Zaccheus

I hop from one cyberspace to another.

Most time with pen, paper and phone.

Lol. I am a decorated watchdog and errand boy

Scavenger.. you loose little opportunity, am in

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Procurement errand boy for Doctors and nurses

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Sleeping