Check Out This Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt.
This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen.

Chei why I marry dis girl

Good

I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

Redeemed Christian Church
Dis Adeboye na Onechance

Ewedu nd Amala pastors nd scammin is lik Igboho
Am nt surprised

Lewisjohnson:
Redeemed Christian Church
Dis Adeboye na Onechance

Ewedu nd Amala pastors nd scammin is lik Igboho
Am nt surprised

Sometimes you need to think before you comment on public forum

obembet:



Sometimes you need to think before you comment on public forum

Stop calling a spade a shovel because it's your church or because you like them.

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

Oga calm down, I enjoy your post but check the banner again its a youth program for a youth church m

Emphasis would be on would be newly weds experiencing difficulties in marriage.

I don't see where they wrote money

Leun:


Oga calm down, I enjoy your post but check the banner again its a youth program for a youth church m

Emphasis would be on would be newly weds experiencing difficulties in marriage.

I don't see where they wrote money

“offering time, blessing time.”

Business Centre....

I see nothing wrong in that title though

It’s an interactive session on relationship to discuss on that topic, great caption to capture your attention using pidgin.


People just comment without thinking

Meanwhile I have no affiliation to the church, I’m just a logical thinker

This one off me.

Abeg make I be your PayPal funds and giftcards plug for the weekend

obembet:



Sometimes you need to think before you comment on public forum

those pix are hilarious

Na so

many go still troop to attend the service no be naija we dey again ?

Not surprised cause it's ph

These are churches confused Nigerians run to when life has dealt mercilessly with them.
Churches like these are for those who are confused, frustrated and those who have not been lucky in their activities.

E get be wetin we no dey see for naija??

It's high time these CHURCHES are listed on the FLOOR of the NIGERIAN STOCK EXCHANGE

It can only be in port Harcourt. Check MA signature

Eroms4life17:
It can only be in port Harcourt. Check MA signature

..... and ABA

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

God bless you, Sir! You said it all!

MALIGNANTGuest:

..... and ABA

Tell me about aba. Is it that bad?

It's hilarious, but considering the inclination of religious centres to humorous content, I'm not surprised. A church once used Come, Let's Have Sex as catchphrase.

Everything about this country is gradually getting tired.

Pastrepreneur spotted

All those criticizing the theme are very shallow thinkers.

What’s the difference between that theme and say ‘resolving marital issues ‘ or something like that? Una go just open mouth Dey talk anyhow.

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I have nothing against any god of men, meanwhile na thunder go faya all the people who continue to make gods out of men.