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Ile-aiye ogun.......lol

Lewisjohnson:
Redeemed Christian Church
Dis Adeboye na Onechance

Ewedu nd Amala pastors nd scammin is lik Igboho
Am nt surprised

you got it all wrong, the banner might look and sound hilarious to you but the message their in matters.

a simple message to those having it rough in their marriages. a section for seminar, pep talks and prayers for them.

obembet:



Sometimes you need to think before you comment on public forum

@obembet needless you complain over this for you gave him the room to display his naivety.

he chose to go by the post and banner not with content of the message the hilarious caption was trying to pass.

so many brains for nairaland wear boxers na.

etrange:
They are keying into trends.

you got their, that was the undoing of that banner 'keying into trend' , the Church isn't meant to follow trend or flow by it but rather sent a standard.

the Church has its tradition which is meant to be upheld.

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

are u a devil or demon u lack fear of God.

They are keying into trends.

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

In your mind you've made very valuable points after writing epistle without understanding the theme of the program.

Lolz.

Many atheists and sentimental beings will jump to the thread. This has to be a youth programme, aimed at addressing problems that some young people encounter early in marriages. There's nothing about money there. I've even attended such programs where offerings weren't even given. Even if it was, I do not mind, since no one forces anybody to give.

I see nothing wrong there. The sentence is just meant to attract people's attention.
I've never even been to a Redeemed church before, but I'm not foolish to just start attacking something for no just reason.

Are there Pastors who defraud people? YES. Do all Pastors defraud people? definitely NO. The rule applies to every profession, be it in medical sector (doctors), in business sector, or in law sector (lawyers). There's always gonna be doctors and lawyers who're a shame to their profession, but yet we've never called all of them "fake". It's only in the religious sector that this happens. That's purely Satanic

This man......

chatinent:


“offering time, blessing time.”

Oga, abeg s it your money that is being offered Why do some people like to masturbate over issues that have no control over? Its my choice and not your headache if I pay or not.

Leun:


Oga calm down, I enjoy your post but check the banner again its a youth program for a youth church m

Emphasis would be on would be newly weds experiencing difficulties in marriage.

I don't see where they wrote money

Omo. Religion has made people senseless. Damn!

Kenneth10110:
many go still troop to attend the service no be naija we dey again ?

So, what is wrong attending an interactive session where marriage is to be discussed? See, many of you Nigerian youths just talk. Either there is sense in what you say or not doesn't matter to you. Marriages are getting broken. Husbands killing wives and vise-vesa. So, if a church now organises a program that is to discuss these issues in order to help youths make better decisions, are you that senseless to shut up when you actually have nothing sensible to talk? If I attend and I don't pay any offering, will anybody force money out of my pocket? See, the earlier you people tell yourself the pure truth, the better. And the truth here is your comment up there is very senseless.

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

You are so pained

Ddokie:
All those criticizing the theme are very shallow thinkers.

What’s the difference between that theme and say ‘resolving marital issues ‘ or something like that? Una go just open mouth Dey talk anyhow.

Pastor pikin, cool down before your vein go burst ooo.

Most of them don't even believe in God

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

Truer words were never spoken. You are so on point bro.

A nation of gullible individuals. That's why these pastors feed on them. Sad situation.

Lewisjohnson:
Redeemed Christian Church
Dis Adeboye na Onechance

Ewedu nd Amala pastors nd scammin is lik Igboho
Am nt surprised

Hahahahhahah

TOPCRUISE:
These are churches confused Nigerians run to when life has dealt mercilessly with them.
Churches like these are for those who are confused, frustrated and those who have not been lucky in their activities. The pastors look for the unfortunate ones

I read few comments of your previous posts and I am able to confirm that you are confused. You recently made comments:1 about penetration and ending a relationship. 2 about something must kill a man. I read much of them but the truth is they portray issues in relationship and marriage. Now, you saw a post talking about discussing on how to avoid marrital mistakes and you can do is to rain insults against the church. You actually need a lot of help.

It's an attractive topic that can draw couples that are tired of their marriages to church... While the pastor will help them rekindle their marriage vows. Nothing wrong with the topic. The pastor is smart.

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

If you are truly a pastor, then you are a disappointment. What has the topic of the banner got to do with everything you typed here now? Is marriage not to be discussed in church again? Seriously, you made no sense at all?

I've been seeing this banner almost everywhere, the planner really caught the attention of the public. I think it should be awarded "best publicity of the year"

obembet:
Check Out This Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt.
This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen.

Chei why I marry dis girl

It's a youth program and the purpose is to discuss marriage issues before engagement

chatinent:
I .

We have to eat!

It's a youth program and the purpose is to discuss marriage issues before engagement. Instead of asking you are busy turning yourself into Judge

yommen:


I read few comments of your previous posts and I am able to confirm that you are confused. You recently made comments:1 about penetration and ending a relationship. 2 about something must kill a man. I read much of them but the truth is they portray issues in relationship and marriage. Now, you saw a post talking about discussing on how to avoid marrital mistakes and you can do is to rain insults against the church. You actually need a lot of help.

I did not insult the church. All my previous comments have nothing to do with the current thread and they never bothered on relationship and marriage. That you went further to view my comments but arriving at a false conclusion is testament that you are not brilliant to submit the thread my previous comments infers to. That shows you are hurt and pained. Sorry Hehn

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

Sad reality that we find ourself as a nation.

MALIGNANTGuest:

..... and ABA

Umuechem road Aba has 78 houses but 780 churches of different shade of colors.

chatinent:


“offering time, blessing time.”

There's nothing bad using pigin English to preach in the church it just a language that's all I can say.

obembet:
Check Out This Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt.
This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen.

Chei why I marry dis girl

Wahala for people wey dey go church.

How about "chei why I marry this boy?"

Let's not make life look as if it's only a particular gender that's causing all the troubles in life. While I do not exonerate the female gender from being troublesome, I am of the opinion that we should consider all gender as major cause of life troubles if we would proffer a lasting solution.

God bless His Bride

arthurwillia:
I see nothing wrong in that title though

It’s an interactive session on relationship to discuss on that topic, great caption to capture your attention using pidgin.


People just comment without thinking

Meanwhile I have no affiliation to the church, I’m just a logical thinker

human existence is beyond logic bro.