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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by kenzysmith: 4:53am On Aug 07, 2021 |
A |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Btruth: 4:54am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Ile-aiye ogun.......lol |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by SEGLIZ: 4:56am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Lewisjohnson: you got it all wrong, the banner might look and sound hilarious to you but the message their in matters. a simple message to those having it rough in their marriages. a section for seminar, pep talks and prayers for them. obembet:@obembet needless you complain over this for you gave him the room to display his naivety. he chose to go by the post and banner not with content of the message the hilarious caption was trying to pass. so many brains for nairaland wear boxers na. etrange:you got their, that was the undoing of that banner 'keying into trend' , the Church isn't meant to follow trend or flow by it but rather sent a standard. the Church has its tradition which is meant to be upheld. 1 Like |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by kenzysmith: 4:56am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent:are u a devil or demon u lack fear of God. |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by etrange: 5:02am On Aug 07, 2021 |
They are keying into trends. |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by frankson1(m): 5:03am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent: In your mind you've made very valuable points after writing epistle without understanding the theme of the program. 2 Likes |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by mechanics(m): 5:05am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Lolz. |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Nobody: 5:08am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Many atheists and sentimental beings will jump to the thread. This has to be a youth programme, aimed at addressing problems that some young people encounter early in marriages. There's nothing about money there. I've even attended such programs where offerings weren't even given. Even if it was, I do not mind, since no one forces anybody to give. I see nothing wrong there. The sentence is just meant to attract people's attention. I've never even been to a Redeemed church before, but I'm not foolish to just start attacking something for no just reason. Are there Pastors who defraud people? YES. Do all Pastors defraud people? definitely NO. The rule applies to every profession, be it in medical sector (doctors), in business sector, or in law sector (lawyers). There's always gonna be doctors and lawyers who're a shame to their profession, but yet we've never called all of them "fake". It's only in the religious sector that this happens. That's purely Satanic 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by ALABACONNECT(m): 5:12am On Aug 07, 2021 |
This man...... |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by yommen: 5:14am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent: Oga, abeg s it your money that is being offered Why do some people like to masturbate over issues that have no control over? Its my choice and not your headache if I pay or not. 1 Like |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by RapistOnBail: 5:20am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Leun:Omo. Religion has made people senseless. Damn! |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by yommen: 5:24am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Kenneth10110: So, what is wrong attending an interactive session where marriage is to be discussed? See, many of you Nigerian youths just talk. Either there is sense in what you say or not doesn't matter to you. Marriages are getting broken. Husbands killing wives and vise-vesa. So, if a church now organises a program that is to discuss these issues in order to help youths make better decisions, are you that senseless to shut up when you actually have nothing sensible to talk? If I attend and I don't pay any offering, will anybody force money out of my pocket? See, the earlier you people tell yourself the pure truth, the better. And the truth here is your comment up there is very senseless. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Lifestone(m): 5:28am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent:You are so pained |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Randy111(m): 5:32am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Ddokie: Pastor pikin, cool down before your vein go burst ooo. |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Proffdada: 5:32am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Most of them don't even believe in God |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by UDUJ(m): 5:32am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent: Truer words were never spoken. You are so on point bro. A nation of gullible individuals. That's why these pastors feed on them. Sad situation. |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Hassanmaye(m): 5:36am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Lewisjohnson:Hahahahhahah |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by yommen: 5:36am On Aug 07, 2021 |
TOPCRUISE: I read few comments of your previous posts and I am able to confirm that you are confused. You recently made comments:1 about penetration and ending a relationship. 2 about something must kill a man. I read much of them but the truth is they portray issues in relationship and marriage. Now, you saw a post talking about discussing on how to avoid marrital mistakes and you can do is to rain insults against the church. You actually need a lot of help. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Trustedpronet: 5:39am On Aug 07, 2021 |
It's an attractive topic that can draw couples that are tired of their marriages to church... While the pastor will help them rekindle their marriage vows. Nothing wrong with the topic. The pastor is smart. 1 Like |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by yommen: 5:41am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent: If you are truly a pastor, then you are a disappointment. What has the topic of the banner got to do with everything you typed here now? Is marriage not to be discussed in church again? Seriously, you made no sense at all? |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by TenderManiac: 5:41am On Aug 07, 2021 |
I've been seeing this banner almost everywhere, the planner really caught the attention of the public. I think it should be awarded "best publicity of the year" 2 Likes |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Clean2016: 5:44am On Aug 07, 2021 |
obembet: It's a youth program and the purpose is to discuss marriage issues before engagement |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Clean2016: 5:46am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent: It's a youth program and the purpose is to discuss marriage issues before engagement. Instead of asking you are busy turning yourself into Judge |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:02am On Aug 07, 2021 |
yommen:I did not insult the church. All my previous comments have nothing to do with the current thread and they never bothered on relationship and marriage. That you went further to view my comments but arriving at a false conclusion is testament that you are not brilliant to submit the thread my previous comments infers to. That shows you are hurt and pained. Sorry Hehn |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Nobody: 6:07am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent: Sad reality that we find ourself as a nation. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by highoctane: 6:14am On Aug 07, 2021 |
MALIGNANTGuest:Umuechem road Aba has 78 houses but 780 churches of different shade of colors. |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by GardenOfGod(m): 6:16am On Aug 07, 2021 |
chatinent: |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Sonnobax15(m): 6:28am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by LeoMaxUFitTALK: 6:34am On Aug 07, 2021 |
There's nothing bad using pigin English to preach in the church it just a language that's all I can say. obembet: |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by phorget(m): 6:37am On Aug 07, 2021 |
Wahala for people wey dey go church. 1 Like |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by ugofulfilled(m): 6:40am On Aug 07, 2021 |
How about "chei why I marry this boy?" Let's not make life look as if it's only a particular gender that's causing all the troubles in life. While I do not exonerate the female gender from being troublesome, I am of the opinion that we should consider all gender as major cause of life troubles if we would proffer a lasting solution. God bless His Bride 2 Likes |
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by tiswell(m): 6:40am On Aug 07, 2021 |
arthurwillia:human existence is beyond logic bro. |
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