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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by ubee(m): 6:43am On Aug 07, 2021
That banner shows that just as humans seek God, and strive to live in righteousness, they have an obligation not to be left behind in building up themselves and acquiring life lessons about how to live positively and integrate properly with others in society in an atmosphere of respect.

I am not impressed that the topic points in the direction that a woman is the offender in the marriage.
Why does it always have to be the wife as offender? Even the church leaders or their youth are not immune to embracing the culture of sexism and prejudice against women.

Meanwhile we are still being weighed down under the cloak of acute mental slavery and inferiority complex in this Nigeria o! Why is the picture of a white couple, and not a black couple?
In a nation with the highest population of blacks on planet earth, and to communicate to the public through a picture, they download a white couple instead of black from the internet?

Very shameful.

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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by infogeneral: 6:47am On Aug 07, 2021
It should be 'why I married this partner' and not "why I married this girl". You aren't going to properly educate or counsel people on marriage by demonizing just one party. This type of topic should not be found in the churches.

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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by ultiabaz36(m): 6:48am On Aug 07, 2021
This is a very good theme walai. Many have made an everlasting mistake just because of a hole and pretty face. In order not to regret why you choose that idiot hole, go for this program and listen to a good counseling.

Don't come here and be bordering us on why did you chose her in the first place.

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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Mayng01(m): 6:53am On Aug 07, 2021
Baba adeboye won’t like this, & he may be fired
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by freshalien: 6:53am On Aug 07, 2021
Lewisjohnson:
Redeemed Christian Church grin grin
Dis Adeboye na Onechance grin

Ewedu nd Amala pastors nd scammin is lik Igboho grin grin
Am nt surprised grin

Single sense no jus dey your head!

I saw a church signboard and it read “Jesus Prisoners Ministries” and I was in Owerri, Imo State.

I saw another church signboard “Jesus Never Fvckup Ministries” and guess where I was; I was in Warri, Delta State.

So you see, one chance pastors and scam churches are all over the country and not in one region. Nigeria is rotten from top to bottom, East to West, North to South, completely rotten.

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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Tajbol4splend(m): 7:11am On Aug 07, 2021
obembet:



Sometimes you need to think before you comment on public forum


Ori e wambe
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by damosky12(m): 7:15am On Aug 07, 2021
Leun:


Oga calm down, I enjoy your post but check the banner again its a youth program for a youth church m

Emphasis would be on would be newly weds experiencing difficulties in marriage.

I don't see where they wrote money


They are enemies of the church. You should have observed that no topic on the church will make front page without these guys venting their frustration against pastors and the church...
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Nobody: 7:23am On Aug 07, 2021
infogeneral:
It should be 'why I married this partner' and not "why I married this girl". You aren't going to properly educate or counsel people on marriage by focusing just on one side.

Exactly my point.

Ddokie:
All those criticizing the theme are very shallow thinkers.

What’s the difference between that theme and say ‘resolving marital issues ‘ or something like that ? Una go just open mouth Dey talk anyhow.
It would have even been better, except they are telling us only men do have regrets marrying a bad woman,and there are no misfit men for marriage out there undecided.


This sexism is too clear and loud to be ignored. Well I am not surprised, na these one your husband go dey cheat ,they will tell you as his wife to go and fast and pray. undecided

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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by ElziLaz(m): 7:24am On Aug 07, 2021
There's nothing wrong in that theme.
If you carefully perused through the banner, you'll discover that It’s an interactive session on relationship and subject of discussion is marriage. So many married couples are going through a lot. So many homes are broken because they lack proper counsel. This is an avenue for them to bare their minds. This is publicity. This is a pidgin rendition that will capture the attention of the youths especially the newlyweds and intending couples.

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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Llight101(m): 7:27am On Aug 07, 2021
Is it because it's in pigin?
Convert it to English let's see...
Even though it would've been a coin like stuff; two sided
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by surckerg(m): 7:27am On Aug 07, 2021
Ddokie:
All those criticizing the theme are very shallow thinkers.

What’s the difference between that theme and say ‘resolving marital issues ‘ or something like that? Una go just open mouth Dey talk anyhow.

Most people don't read well on this platform. They just want to comment. Guess they don't know it's just an interactive session.
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Ghostrye: 7:33am On Aug 07, 2021
wawu, the name of the pastor is Daddie..... allizwell
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by clothingonline(m): 7:42am On Aug 07, 2021
So many illiterate on this forum it’s a youth interaction program for newly wed or about to wed
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by SunTzu123(m): 7:49am On Aug 07, 2021
On another view, this is the exact question on the minds of many married men. Meaning, there's need to ask! And I guess, address the issue. Good marketing if you ask me.
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Moji12(f): 8:01am On Aug 07, 2021
People should calm down that is definitely a program organised for youths,soon to be married and married people. It is more like a counselling program.

They only make the theme captivating to draw attention of people.
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Ojycelarma: 8:04am On Aug 07, 2021
Pastors hand work
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by arthurwillia(m): 8:10am On Aug 07, 2021
tiswell:
human existence is beyond logic bro.

Ok but you can’t force your belief down anybody’s throat

So rest
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Frales6(f): 8:19am On Aug 07, 2021
Port Harcourt wey church and and school na very lucrative biz, e full everywhere. person will build 3 bedroom, he will use the parlor for church and use the rooms for school.

For this kind program na women dey come plenty pass men
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Sunsets: 8:22am On Aug 07, 2021
CEO Adeboye and his Branch Manager have come again.
obembet:
Check Out This Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt.
This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen.

Chei why I marry dis girl
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by 001spice: 8:32am On Aug 07, 2021
obembet:
Check Out This Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt.
This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen.

Chei why I marry dis girl
i knew it can only be port harcot
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Tonytonex(m): 8:33am On Aug 07, 2021
obembet:
Check Out This Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt.
This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen.

Chei why I marry dis girl
It's just to draw people's attention. Many people will go just because of that theme. And the message, salvation.

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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by lakefist(m): 8:38am On Aug 07, 2021
Leun:


Oga calm down, I enjoy your post but check the banner again its a youth program for a youth church m

Emphasis would be on would be newly weds experiencing difficulties in marriage.

I don't see where they wrote money

That is how they use their writeup to attract wahala for themselves. He just spew trash in d name of bad mouthing pastors and the Church.
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Vision101(m): 8:55am On Aug 07, 2021
@chatinent
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

@me
What's this. The poster wanted us to talk about the relevance or otherwise of the caption of the program and you came here spewing your hatred for the church.

You is forcing you to be a Christian? If the churches and their leaders are bad set up one and show them the proper way. Mtcheeee
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Agbebakun22: 9:02am On Aug 07, 2021
PrimeWatermark:
undecided undecided


Hello bro pls is the supermarket vacancy still available for grab, I have a female friend who is in need of job around that Ajah axis.. Thanks
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by trumpcoat(m): 9:12am On Aug 07, 2021
Very funny,but is a good question men ask especially when in a wrong relationship

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Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by bukatyne(f): 9:25am On Aug 07, 2021
Benstino:
Many atheists and sentimental beings will jump to the thread. This has to be a youth programme, aimed at addressing problems that some young people encounter early in marriages. There's nothing about money there. I've even attended such programs where offerings weren't even given. Even if it was, I do not mind, since no one forces anybody to give.

I see nothing wrong there. The sentence is just meant to attract people's attention.
I've never even been to a Redeemed church before, but I'm not foolish to just start attacking something for no just reason.

Are there Pastors who defraud people? YES. Do all Pastors defraud people? definitely NO. The rule applies to every profession, be it in medical sector (doctors), in business sector, or in law sector (lawyers). There's always gonna be doctors and lawyers who're a shame to their profession, but yet we've never called all of them "fake". It's only in the religious sector that this happens. That's purely Satanic

@bold:

Very well said.

The banner is funny and catchy.

The message would however be very important to newly wedded husbands who are yet to learn how to deescalate and resolve issues.

I believe it would bless the intended audience if well delivered.
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by Murjem(m): 9:59am On Aug 07, 2021
Shit men!!!

You nailed it all may God bless you for this I love real and fact talks..
chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by idrislateef(m): 10:06am On Aug 07, 2021
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by cardoctor(m): 10:12am On Aug 07, 2021
Why not OMG why did i marry this boy?
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by otokx(m): 10:14am On Aug 07, 2021
Moji12:
People should calm down that is definitely a program organised for youths,soon to be married and married people. It is more like a counselling program.

They only make the theme captivating to draw attention of people.

The theme is sure captivating people offline and online.
Re: "Chei Why I Marry Dis Girl" Funny Church Banner Spotted In Port-Harcourt by PrimeWatermark: 10:38am On Aug 07, 2021
Agbebakun22:



Hello bro pls is the supermarket vacancy still available for grab, I have a female friend who is in need of job around that Ajah axis.. Thanks

Yes please.
Ask her to send her CV to the WhatsApp number on the advert.

Thank you.

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